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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    how long will a gram of ice last someone who has never used it before
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Cash me ouside, howboudah?

    i love normie memes
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bling bling taeking half a xanaks



    Originally posted by bling bling taeking half a xanaks

    tfw no xans
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice How I feel after getting a day's worth of calories from beef and barbecue sauce:





    Not sure if there's anything I crave more than red meat. It's simply the most nutritious and delicious substance to my palate; my nature is practically vampiric! I can't help it, I need it to sustain my life. I've even imagined, umm, well, I forgot.

    I'm gone, niggas

    Absolutely no stomach discomfort from this much meat, despite my ailment, btw. Nothing better than, oh!, imagining the entire process of life that went up to nurturing you!! SO MUCH LIFE FORCE FLOWING INTO ME~~!!!

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-25T09:17:41.340623+00:00

    FUCK YES MALICE KNOWS WHATS UP

    BEEF BEEF BEEEEEEEEEEEF

    B E E F
    E
    E
    F

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BRISKET

    CHUCK ROASTS

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    BEEEEEEEF
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yep. Several hundred of these mindless idiots are getting charged as a felony, which means the entry will never be removed from their criminal record for the rest of their miserable lives, and they may very well have to do a few years each in a federal penitentiary. It's all fun and games, until the leftist retards get put away, where they belong.

    you know what spectral, youre ok
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject Being blackout drunk isn't fun per se but when you sober up it sure is fun to here of the shenanigans you got up to

    except when you almost rape someone
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Clutch I get prescribed clonazepam but it does absolutely nothing for me. I've taken 10mg and didn't feel anything at all. Clonazepam is the same thing as klonopin isn't it? I would really like to trade my clonazepam script for some codeine or hyrdro's. When I take xanax I get fucked up but I don't really enjoy it. I get the munchies really bad though, one night I ate a whole bottle of tums.

    yes its klonopin
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Brah, you are the most pathetic person on here, yet you still project this completely delusional sense of superiority. You are a nigger living entirely off welfare and you support trump for reasons I'll never understand. I dont lie about anything going on in my life because I dont care if you guys judge me, I come here because its the only place I can speak my mind in its entirety without any repercussions from the real world. I accept and admit that my life has been a general failure up to this point and i also accept that that does not make me any better or worse than anybody else here.

    You however are actually a bad person, like all the way down to your soul. I wish you nothing but ill will and hope that the politician you support fucks you hard and long for 4 years with no lube.

    Have i made myself clear?

    faggot
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I couldn't do that shit. I enjoy my sanity.

    >implying
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    yes, faggots are not ok in the head
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Allegedly only 22 countries have never been invaded by Britain:



    Kind of amusing that this is the country that gave birth to America.

    not really amusing, more like expected

    the biggest imperial power giving birth to the next biggest imperial power turned international shitposter and bringer of death

    its poetic
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone First of all, he's never acted on his urges with a kid. Secondly, he was torrenting massive amounts of porn from legal to well… what he's in for, and no, he's never ever hurt my son, nor had the opportunity to do so. He's been a good friend for a long time, I know him IRL.

    Bill Krozby, I'm not a heroin addict. I'm honest about what drugs I am dependent on- T-PAIN and nicotine. Nor am I a bad mother. I could give a fuck what you think though. As for the bullshit you posted, youre wrong as fuck, enough it had me laughing hard as fuck. His father was an abusive alcoholic and not educated in the least.

    If you can't see the good in people, well, fuck.. look at the fucked shit some of you fucks have done, which is far more than downloading illegal porn. This is the problem right here. This shit is a mental illness, and if people get ostracized for admitting it, how can they ever get help? Hate helps no body, and puts kids in more danger because you force these people underground and on the fringe instead of being able to get help.

    Lanny, please don't be a dick. This shit occurred nearing a decade ago. Do a nice thing, or don't. Nobody gave shit to Count Blah for his friend who was in jail for the same thing- I thought you fuckers could just do something decent a time again. I know a few of you fucks are decent, kind people, so here is hoping you can jot down a few lines, mail a post card or something nice. I know a few of you can even sympathize with his issues.

    you said "fuck" or variations of it 8 times in this post

    i have an uncle in prison for kiddie diddling. it doesnt matter whether hes a good or bad person, hes in prison for a federal crime he got caught doing. why soften the blow by trying to get everyone to give him hugs and kisses?
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject The sweet spot of benzos is the same spot you think it's a good idea to eat the rest of your stash

    FUCKING
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bling bling afetr a few days without kush stimulateing ur body start to shut down a litle bit and u feel wastted

    yeah ive bought quarters and was high all day for a week but then the next week when i had no weed sucked
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly Totally. I am surprised that caffinated products arent required to come with an "Addictive" label the way cigarettes do.

    i am addicted as fuck to venom

    the watermelon limes are the best fucking thing

    i like to go to the stop-n-rob and grab 4 or 5 then slam them

    the heartbeat irregularities and profuse sweating are the best part
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby A few days ago at work this girl was bringing up drugs and how she's never tried bundy before but wants to but won't do it without a trip sitter, she asked if Id be willing to trip sit for her and her friend tonight. She said she'd pay me 40 dollars and buy me a bottle of wine, so I agreed. Has anyone here ever been a trip sitter? Any advice for a first timer?

    They both will be consuming one bottle of robo each and will be smoking weed along with it. I just want to make sure they have a positive trip, especially considering she is paying me for my time. Anyone had any experience with this?

    yeah, its easy, just keep them calm and quiet if they live with others. trip sat my friend while we were both on acid for his first time
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    I need to get high on something but I have no money

    HELP
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Was just playing a CS match and at the end some 12 year old kid screamed in to the mic "WHERE ARE MY TENDIES, REEEEEE"

    I didn't realize the breadth of the meme.

    I feel a little betrayed

    chan culture is mainstream now
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bling bling my little tigger farn box

    this sounds like something from winnie the pooh

  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie A fair solution. Do you only get the feeling people in cars are staring at you? Or does it apply to pedestrians as well?

    no i just feel like im the subject of (unwanted) attention when all these people in their fagmobiles drive by like im the only thing on the road that is out of place or something
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