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  1. People that think working is the only way to make money are
    Fucking Retards
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump People that think working is the only way to make money are
    Fucking Retards

    how else do you make money besides selling work
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cerakote how else do you make money besides selling work

    STEALING IT. 😁
  4. This guy on my facebook is livestreaming singing The Chainsmokers "Closer" and singing the girl parts and he's really bad..I've known this dude for years and singing is his life. He has no jobs, goals, hopes or aspirations besides singing and he's like the worst singer I ever met.

    I met him a few years ago when I thugged over an apartment building and sold drugs (took the cash) from a ground suite window and a runner tossed the dope off the roof. This guy would sit in his bedroom for 10 hours a day singing shitty pop music loudly.

  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ STEALING IT. 😁

    i guess thats a viable option but i dont have a firearm or else id stick dealers up all day to afford a reup from my plug
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  6. You wouldn't do shit, nigga.
  7. Originally posted by cerakote i guess thats a viable option but i dont have a firearm or else id stick dealers up all day to afford a reup from my plug

    awe yeah I like this nigga. You just need a crew jimmy, a crew provides everything you need. Solo ventures are not recommended for first times or amateurs.

    Fake guns are where it's at when you are strapped for cash (not strapped for brass). Except it's harder to scare people with a loud bang when its not a real gun.
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR You wouldn't do shit, nigga.

    bet i wont til i kick in the door and rob you for a dimebag :^)
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  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    you guys got me hooked on benadryl
  10. I've been doing beeeebbebbeebdrylll way before it was cool. I always keep 100 50mg gelcaps on hand for emergencies. It's a good drug when you have no other drugs but if I have a bag of weed and a good drink I really have no reason to take these garbage pills anymore.

    If I had pure DPH powder that would be another story though, maybe I should fire up a batch and sell it on ebay or some shit, it is legal.....
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I've been doing beeeebbebbeebdrylll way before it was cool. I always keep 100 50mg gelcaps on hand for emergencies. It's a good drug when you have no other drugs but if I have a bag of weed and a good drink I really have no reason to take these garbage pills anymore.

    If I had pure DPH powder that would be another story though, maybe I should fire up a batch and sell it on ebay or some shit, it is legal…..

    ill buy for wholesale prices
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You guys got me hooked on Windex and wetnaps.
  13. Originally posted by cerakote bet i wont til i kick in the door and rob you for a dimebag :^)

    "Cats assume I'm cracking jokes but I ain't laughing folks, I'd slit your throat for a pack of smokes if my ass was broke".
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR "Cats assume I'm cracking jokes but I ain't laughing folks, I'd slit your throat for a pack of smokes if my ass was broke".

    unironically yes

    although when im broke and need my nic fix i buy a pack of kings since theyre a dollar for 4 "cigars"
  15. I will make more benadryl than any other human in history. I'm going to drop everything in my life to pursue the goal of setting a world record for the most amount of benadryl made ever. This is what I was born to do.
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I will make more benadryl than any other human in history. I'm going to drop everything in my life to pursue the goal of setting a world record for the most amount of benadryl made ever. This is what I was born to do.

    drop me a line when you got your first oz made and ill buy
  17. Originally posted by cerakote unironically yes

    although when im broke and need my nic fix i buy a pack of kings since theyre a dollar for 4 "cigars"

    I'd fuck you up with a full pack and 2 grand in my pockets you bitch ass faggot. Don't talk to me.
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR I'd fuck you up with a full pack and 2 grand in my pockets you bitch ass faggot. Don't talk to me.

    without any milk?
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    heres you



  20. It's literally impossible to have twice as many posts as me.

    How many does Sophie have 20.000? Shit makes no sense. Click on page one of this thread. I'm pretty dure I've been there.

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