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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood bro she only has one arm what the fuck is she gonna do? Mop a floor with one arm? she couldn't even wring out a mop

    Apparently you haven't seen the videos of what people can do with one arm.

    They can do all the things yih just said and more!
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Since I can't unsee it anyway I'm gonna pretend it's full of a bunch of these swimming around in there

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol silly 😝

    Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ˜πŸͺ΅πŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ€ πŸŠπŸ€ΈπŸ’―πŸͺ΅πŸ˜‡πŸ‘πŸ™πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸͺ΅πŸ€“πŸ€£πŸ’―πŸ₯πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm πŸ˜‘ I’m off tomorrow

    We should have sex then.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God damn I wish I was schizophrenic . You make it look so fun. Just to be oblivious to anything and just do whatever. I want that for myself.


    I LOVE RETARDS

    - Norm
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Oh! He just HAPPENED TO HAVE BLACK COLORED SKIN.

    but was it any other color prior to that? Mr Feel Good?

    NIGGER you brought up skin I was just talking about a man and his dog.

    I bet you're using a BLACK computer right now ARENT YOU???
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I can snail remember the first time you were inside me.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This triggered my memory into...remembering.. a question I always wondered. When I hear like British or certain certain European people voice overs they will say

    "After having her leg gnawed off by the family pet, Betsy then went to hospital."

    They don't say "went to THE hospital" or "we have to go to A hospital." Just, "we have to go to hospital."

    Or why don't they also say "after having leg gnawed off by family pet."? Why do they say THE family pet but not THE hospital?

    Whinnie went to hospital.

    Whinnie went to the hospital.

    "Hey let's go to restaurant."

    I don't like it. I disapprove.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Only white people do stupid shit like this. I mean Germanic or Norweigan people


    A Normal other would put down news paper on the deck or in the kitchen and or bathroom and then place pine needles or a pine cone on the newspaper and let the dog shit on that. and they will. even put down some cat box litter. they will shit on that.

    then roll up, and take outside to the garbage can. how hard is that? put the tote in the garage or just outside. or on the deck. why are white people so nasty. I was always a clean white guy and most of my friends don't even clean their apartment all the time. and if they're pot heads, they tend not to bathe everyday.

    so sad. Yeah, we're the Superior Race. give me a fucking break

    Nice rant.

    He was black.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G Yes it's actually kinda nice, just the lady passed & left it to her kids/siblings w/ equal shares so they're bickering, rendering a stand still, shame too.

    Ok I decided a plan.

    Continue to sweep all the shit into their yard. Fling it up onto the sides of their house and the roof if you can, so that it becomes virtually unlivable or unbearable to even look at it, and then they'll just forget about it hopefully, or be too lazy to want to clean it, and they'll just forget about it, then eventually I'll come there with a big pressure washer and clean it all up in a day and then I get the house. Ok? Thanks
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G Back deck = wrecked lol.

    One of my former coworkers had an old golden retriever that was basically on Hospice at his apartment, however that works. Guy was just so attached to him that he didn't want to put him down but the doge had arthritis and couldn't really even make it outside to shit or piss anymore so he'd either let him shit on his little 2nd floor apartment balcony or when he was at work he'd just shit in his apartment.

    So basically he has shit all over his deck and then patches of baking soda or whatever he'd pour over the poop spots in his apartment after he cleaned them.

    Anyway it was kinda fucked up obviously but the guy clearly just couldn't fathom being without the dog so he let it happen. He finally realized he had to put him down though and so it's over now.

    The end.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G My new pup's shell shocked he doesn't want to walk on the strange to him snow, but he has to shit, decisions,decisions lol.



    Decision made: shit in house
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I figured it out. Mr. Bun is a fake ghost. 2nd to last sentence gave him away.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Hey guys, let’s immediately start to talk about Covid. Bc you know that’s been so fun for the past two fucking years.

    Fine. It was the JEWS. sorry
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ahh. NORTH Inglewood always UP to no good. I get it now.

    Thank you smallmario
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Will you tell Canada that I'm also a consistently top 3 corrupt country?
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Unless she's the one that called you the hunchback in which case she's p cool I guess.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 At least I wasn't trying to get a dick into his Jiggly Booty, unlike mmq.

    You were the first one to reply to him. That's EXACTLY what you wanted, and you got rejected like a BITCH. Hehehehehe
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You know I don't think I've EVER had a drink of Gin…what's it taste like?

    Pine needles
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