2022-01-22 at 10:01 PM UTC
I'm gonna invent a thing you can put on top of your toilet seat like they make for little kids, but it's for adults, and it raises the height of the seat by a few feet, and is adjustable so you can raise it as high as you want, in order to get as much seperatiin between distance between your b-hole and the toilet water for MAXIMUM SPLASHIES when you're taking a dumpling.
2022-01-22 at 10:03 PM UTC
My new pup's shell shocked he doesn't want to walk on the strange to him snow, but he has to shit, decisions,decisions lol.
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2022-01-22 at 10:05 PM UTC
I'm smoking weed and apparently about to put on Ozarks because I ain't got shit to do today and that is so enjoyable compared to most days.
2022-01-22 at 10:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by G
My new pup's shell shocked he doesn't want to walk on the strange to him snow, but he has to shit, decisions,decisions lol.
Cute dog
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2022-01-22 at 10:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by G
My new pup's shell shocked he doesn't want to walk on the strange to him snow, but he has to shit, decisions,decisions lol.
Decision made: shit in house
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2022-01-22 at 10:46 PM UTC
Red nose pitty mix?
Clip his nails, sand deck, stain deck is you next week's project
2022-01-22 at 10:51 PM UTC
Taking a 2 locos tacos break from tb. Supreme
Only half decent thing on menu
2022-01-22 at 10:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by G
Back deck = wrecked lol.
One of my former coworkers had an old golden retriever that was basically on Hospice at his apartment, however that works. Guy was just so attached to him that he didn't want to put him down but the doge had arthritis and couldn't really even make it outside to shit or piss anymore so he'd either let him shit on his little 2nd floor apartment balcony or when he was at work he'd just shit in his apartment.
So basically he has shit all over his deck and then patches of baking soda or whatever he'd pour over the poop spots in his apartment after he cleaned them.
Anyway it was kinda fucked up obviously but the guy clearly just couldn't fathom being without the dog so he let it happen. He finally realized he had to put him down though and so it's over now.
The end.
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2022-01-22 at 10:58 PM UTC
It's like 19 degrees so it'll freeze swiftly & I can hockey stick it w/ a broom across the fence, hockey the hockey, get it, huh huh ?!
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2022-01-22 at 11:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by G
Yes it's actually kinda nice, just the lady passed & left it to her kids/siblings w/ equal shares so they're bickering, rendering a stand still, shame too.
Ok I decided a plan.
Continue to sweep all the shit into their yard. Fling it up onto the sides of their house and the roof if you can, so that it becomes virtually unlivable or unbearable to even look at it, and then they'll just forget about it hopefully, or be too lazy to want to clean it, and they'll just forget about it, then eventually I'll come there with a big pressure washer and clean it all up in a day and then I get the house. Ok? Thanks
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