What does vodka taste like?
Have a screwdriver, it tastes like orange juice.
Yeah I know but what does vodka itself taste like?
Mix it with some lemonade, it has this fruity, lemony taste kinda tastes like lemonade.
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2022-01-20 at 5:42 PM UTC
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If this site has taught me anything it's a) don't come to this site for advice on...well...pretty much anything, and
b) if you choose not to follow rule a, then I'll just sum up the best mental health advice this place has to offer:
The key to happiness is to shit on anyone and everyone else as often as possible, regardless of who they are or what they believe.
If someone has one single opinion that differs from yours, start dedicating yourself to trying to make them feel like shit in order to reenforce your own differing opinion.
If you notice someone is in a good mood, or doing well for themselves, you need to hone in on that and try to drag them down to your level. You'll always feel even a little bit better and that's the only thing that matters.
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I have a s.a.d. lamp too I've had it for like 5 years and used it probably 5 times and 4 of those were the 4 days after I got it.
When I'm happy I don't think I need it and when I'm depressed, I'm too depressed to turn on a fucking lamp. Lol goddamn, ME.
Anyway thanks for the reminder I'm gonna turn mine on today for a little while. If I don't IMMEDIATELT get a huge burst of energy and extreme feelings of joy and accomplishment I'm gonna be very disappointed though. They're supposed to work exactly like crystal meth, right??
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He's smart enough to stay off this site. That's really all that matters.
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2022-01-20 at 3:59 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
A BRISK WALK > A FUCKING LAMP.
Yes eat a jog and go for an apple. I KNOW THE BIT. It's all stupid cold here now and I hate walking around in the cold. Last fall/summer I was jogging a few miles a day and i felt much better. I understand.
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2022-01-20 at 2:51 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Solstice
Took me a while to notice I was in better moods and more productive on the days I'd get around 6 hours instead of 7 or 8. There's a science term for people who do better on like 5 hours of sleep but I'm too assed to look it up right now.
Would've been funny if you said you were too tired to look it up right now.
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2022-01-19 at 10:46 PM UTC
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Dead white girl syndrome
Originally posted by Kafka
Her top would look better in pink
what about a bunch of horribly photoshopped strawberries?
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2022-01-19 at 10:55 PM UTC
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Dead white girl syndrome
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Originally posted by stl1
How much did you get? Where I am the streets are all clear but there is an inch or so on the grass and cars.
PLEASE DIE?
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This is a good question. There are exactly 719 different scenarios I can think of off the top of my head that beg similar questions.
But the fact that a standard drug bust can get entirely thrown out due to unlawful search and seizure would SEEM to indicate that a person's normal rights still set precedence.
If you're the victim of a crime while also committing a crime yourself at the same time you were victimized, fuck... I don't know. I know that's very helpful. You're welcome
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Originally posted by G
Hired a seemingly nice older spanish lady to come around my residence 2x per week for laundry & general tidying shit up etc. Today was her first session & I'm noticing she didn't wash my black sweatsuits separately (I distinctly made a list stating "black sweats, wash solo in cold water, delicate dry". Just went to rock them & they're riddled w/ lint in the creases, unfuckingacceptable !? She washed them w/ all the colored clothes.
I like her please give her another chance. Also set up a bunch of cameras around your place for when she's working and you're not around, and then do things like leave a hundred dollar bill in your pants or somewhere else as a test to see if she would take it or let you know.
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What if none of us ever opened another wariat thread or replied to him for the rest of our lives and he just slowly started fading away into nothingness? Wouldn't that be nice.
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2022-01-16 at 8:30 PM UTC
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I'm glad you didn't kill thineself. We've had enough of that around here. New members are rare. We need to treat you like a precious gem or mineral.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Mr ballen is ok I listened to him for like a week or 2 then he got boring. That was like a year ago now
If I start a channel where I tell stories will you like comment subscribe and share?
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
That Mr Ballen is pretty interesting. Just watched one on this blood priestess who took over a town in Mexico in the 60's. Surprised I've never heard of this.
LOLZ. that was literally the one I watched today before I asked my question here. Imagine taking the police to show a crime and then having your heart carved out of your chest while you're still alive. Haha
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Me too except I wish a professional sports gambler so I could say WINS PAY MY BILLS.
meh
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What do turtles use to communicate?
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I'm having a heart attack lol
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
That's not true, kid. I knew QAnon was a scam from day one.
I knew you were trouble when you walked in. Shame on me now.
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