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OMG Chootie 2.0

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So, as destiny would have it, I was just walking to the bowler and halfway there I remembered they dont open until 3. So, I stopped in my tracks and took a left turn weird little detour to go back home, and what do I discover, but a wild little babby Chootie wandering around in the STREET.

    So yeah. I approached her and she didnt run away like I expected her to. I took her. I'm putting her on Facebook lost and found and gonna do all that but , I'm really really hoping nobody replies.

    I just brought her home and gave her a huge dish of food which she gleefully HOUSED, telling me she hasn't eaten in a while. Shes really skinny. I love her.

    It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  3. #3
    Bradley Black Hole
    I thought you were talking about a woman at first.

    1/10.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley I thought you were talking about a woman at first.

    1/10.

    Yeah you've been gone too long to even know about Chootie 1.0. So whatever @ you
  5. #5
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It has big shoes to choot but I think your stolen cat is the beginning of an epic story
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo It has big shoes to choot but I think your stolen cat is the beginning of an epic story

    Fuuuuck I'm gonna be sad when someone claims her. I did not STEAL her. I mean I did in a way, but when I grabbed her I even walked around the area for a while like looking at balcony and apartment doors and just saying " hey is anyone missing a kitty cat??" I really did that because I didnt want to seem like a weirdo that just picked up a kitty and took it home with me like a pedophiles just snatching up a random kid.
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  7. #7
    Bradley Black Hole
    why don't you get a bigger sized dog?

    Fuck them lil things, do you store grain? do you got rat problems? Like what the fuck.

    The dog will die for you against 3 men while you find your pistol.

    be smart.
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol shes playing with the treats I gave her. She almost literally has the exact same calico pattern as Chootie. This is weird to me.
  9. #9
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    hey nordick-child.. pets usually have RFID chips in the back of neck or near spine..take it to the animal shelter/ pound and have it scanned. they have a facebook page people would go to first and if no one claims the cat, i think youre up first for review of adoption. it could be a feral as well.
  10. #10
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol shes playing with the treats I gave her. She almost literally has the exact same calico pattern as Chootie. This is weird to me.

    maybe its dividing . soon there will be 4, then 16 and so on.
  11. #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. So cute! I’m so happy for u, that’s ur kitty!
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready hey nordick-child.. pets usually have RFID chips in the back of neck or near spine..take it to the animal shelter/ pound and have it scanned. they have a facebook page people would go to first and if no one claims the cat, i think youre up first for review of adoption. it could be a feral as well.

    Do you just automatically robot post every single time? I addressed that I've posted her on Facebook lost and found and that shes clearly not feral. Shes malnourished though which at least leads me to believe she was being neglected. Shes the most adorable babby version of Chootie and I think I'm in heaven.

    She doesn't have a chip, I felt around her neck. Like I said I will absolutely give her back to her rightful owner but for the time being shes mine. MINE MINE MINE
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love her so much she does these little sniff things at the air like the velociraptors did in the kitchen scene in Jurassic Park.

    Omgggggggg I'll calm down eventually but I'm just overwhelmed and she is so fucking cute and perfect I cant help it!!!!! I want to name her Minklin but I also want to name her Magic.
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shes exploring so much I cant even get a decent picture of her.

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  15. #15
    Originally posted by mmQ So, as destiny would have it, I was just walking to the bowler and halfway there I remembered they dont open until 3. So, I stopped in my tracks and took a left turn weird little detour to go back home, and what do I discover, but a wild little babby Chootie wandering around in the STREET.

    So yeah. I approached her and she didnt run away like I expected her to. I took her. I'm putting her on Facebook lost and found and gonna do all that but , I'm really really hoping nobody replies.

    I just brought her home and gave her a huge dish of food which she gleefully HOUSED, telling me she hasn't eaten in a while. Shes really skinny. I love her.

    It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.

    Same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago. I'd heard it crying out in the street for a couple of days and then on the Saturday when I was coming in from my car it followed me inside...I gave it some tuna and then kicked it out again. Few hours later I was at Walmart buying a litter pan, food, toys etc and a week later at the vets having it tuned up.

    I called it the same name as my old cat "Kitty".

    When I took it to the vet I left the "y" off the electronic form I had to fill out so they kept calling it "Kitt"...annoying to say the least.

    Here's a pic of said rat...very clingy, wont let me use my Computing device without slopping its body all over me.




    We are both Brothers now...cat brothers...we can swap kitten stories and shit.
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  16. #16
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. So cute! 😍
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  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago. I'd heard it crying out in the street for a couple of days and then on the Saturday when I was coming in from my car it followed me inside…I gave it some tuna and then kicked it out again. Few hours later I was at Walmart buying a litter pan, food, toys etc and a week later at the vets having it tuned up.

    I called it the same name as my old cat "Kitty".

    When I took it to the vet I left the "y" off the electronic form I had to fill out so they kept calling it "Kitt"…annoying to say the least.

    Here's a pic of said rat…very clingy, wont let me use my Computing device without slopping its body all over me.




    We are both Brothers now…cat brothers…we can swap kitten stories and shit.

    Holy fuck that might be one of the cutest kitten pictures I've ever seen.
  18. #18
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you just automatically robot post every single time? I addressed that I've posted her on Facebook lost and found and that shes clearly not feral. Shes malnourished though which at least leads me to believe she was being neglected. Shes the most adorable babby version of Chootie and I think I'm in heaven.

    She doesn't have a chip, I felt around her neck. Like I said I will absolutely give her back to her rightful owner but for the time being shes mine. MINE MINE MINE

    you did say lost n found yet first site usually is local pound website.

    however you said nothing about her Not being Feral and feeling around for a grain of rice size chip is not going to always be something you can feel.

    I didnt Auto post. i dont always want to read every sing reply especially if it goes into multiple pages by a flaming hot topic thats popular.
  19. #19
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    fucking hell. girls love diamonds and adore cats, bois love Dogs.


    fucking squishy soul millenials combating against their nature
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ So, as destiny would have it, I was just walking to the bowler and halfway there I remembered they dont open until 3. So, I stopped in my tracks and took a left turn weird little detour to go back home, and what do I discover, but a wild little babby Chootie wandering around in the STREET.

    So yeah. I approached her and she didnt run away like I expected her to. I took her. I'm putting her on Facebook lost and found and gonna do all that but , I'm really really hoping nobody replies.

    I just brought her home and gave her a huge dish of food which she gleefully HOUSED, telling me she hasn't eaten in a while. Shes really skinny. I love her.

    It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.

    That's so kind of you to feed the kitty, Wren. Sounds like the cat picked you. I hope its the start of a good relationship between you two. πŸ‘β€πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆ
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