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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster what game were yall playing?

    1v1 adult Twister
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont open the door to shrodinggers suite if you dont want the universe to force unkind fate unto children.

    He's talking about molesting children. I must reply, as thats my wheelhouse!
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Luigi knows its about the math man the MATH MAN calculating digits and crunching numbers and percentages. One less percent alcohol a beer which yes is 20% less in general means after I have had 24 of them in a sitting, that is 24 percents less than I would have gotten with regular Budweiser Heavy, which in beer nautical terms is like equal to like one or two more beers which means that I will technically have drank 22 beers even though I consumed 24 beers, and that simply won't do, and I will know the difference.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's definitely intriguing to learn how quickly we can adapt to anything, especially when we don't have a choice and that anything is something really fucked up.

    Like little 18 yr old white kids in jail for the first time who are nonstop on the phones crying and calling their moms to bail them out (NO I NEVER DID THIS. YOU DID! ) But then then reality sinks in that they're gonna be spending some time in jail and there's literally nothing they can do about, and then you just.. accept it.

    So, if you get your face rearranged by pitbulls, you just.. accept it. What's done is done and one can be miserable over an uncontrollable circumstance, or one can I guess fucking just outright embrace it. Why the hell not?
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Antonio Sherrodd McGarity, 34, was also sentenced to one year of probation after pleading guilty last week to his sick in-flight self-gratification during a Southwest flight


    I don't know but the writer throwing in the word 'sick' is amusing. Like a Christian mom in her late 30s snuck into the room for one second and added that in herself.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Your snake plane is my pain

    If I was gonna smoke on a flight I would go in I would just watch for people going to the bathroom and wait for one who I didn't like their face or demeanor for whatever reason I feel like, then I'd go in right after then and smoke really fast and come out and act like it was the guy before me.

    I would go RAT HIM OUT to the stewardess or excuse me flight attendant and just suggest to them that the guy before you was smoking. Maybe take it an extra step and discard a loose smoke on or around their person when they're not paying attention/sleeping.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We are just so blessed to have had our daughters face eaten off by dogs. So blessed.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How is someone shooting a bunch of kids at school the same as some gang bangers killing a bunch of other gang bangers in a drive by shooting in le hoode?

    If you include all the gang related mass shootings, and now blacks commit the most crime, so what? You're statistically right, but again, their "mass shootings" aren't affecting US as much as OUR mass shootings are affecting them, and us.

    But! None of that shit matters either way, because! there's just too many people in general, and we're well past the point of no return. It will continually get worse for probably.. until the end of civilization. Mo people no problems. There will always be school shooters and baby rapers and animal torturers and everything in between and that's just the byproduct of everyone thinking's it's goddamn important to have 90 kids and LEAVE A LEGACY.

    Sick world I tell ya. People are just way outta line... Way outta line.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Id be interesting to see one year in the U.S. with no guns at all, and then one year where every single citizen was given a handgun a rifle and a shotgun.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Do u ever fantasize about shooting and raping and robbing someone

    You weren't asking me but I just wanted to chime in and say:

    Yes.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I saw this YouTube short of Jorden Pederson being interviewed and they asked when was the last time he cried and he said oh probably last week. It got me to thinking, that means he probably cries like a few times a month. That got me thinking, I can't remember the last time I just genuinely cried out of sheer sadness. I'll tear up watching WHOLESOMENESS or Norm's late special which was released 2 days ago by the way, but I haven't WEPT, like you and Jesus, in many many years, or just cried from depression or whatever. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

    I know crying can be very cathartic and rewarding for some even, release of brain chemys and all that, but for some reason to me I associate it with giving up. Like if I just openly have a power weep session about myself or my life or whatever the fuck, I would like be embarrassed at myself even though I'm by myself. If I'm crying alone thinking about life, it would feel like that's intentionally being miserable. Im not explaining it well but I know what I mean. Basically I would be more comfortable crying in front of others than I would be crying alone, whatever that means.

    What do you think about when you WEEP?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh yeah sometimes when I'm drunk I'll read my Chootie book and cry lol.





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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hmm. Maybe I'm EDGING, but with cries instead of cums. So I'm just thinking about crying and building up to it but I never do it and then one of these days I will have the most powerful and intense cry ever experienced by modern man, and it will all have been worth it.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes, I knew that.

    Did you know that tunnels are called tunnels because tons of people at Chootie related book signings were getting trampled so tons of other people decided to dig holes underneath them directly to the Chootie table? Choops I did it again.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    from the sick lifehack yeah
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster imagine doing huge rails of coke then jumping in front of a live tv camera like that all the time, lol

    I would be paranoid as fuck but I think it'd be pretty damn fun if I could get used to it.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Going back to the Weenie Queenie roots I see. Very nice.
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    k
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol what kind of a fridge melts cheese?
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo That called "spectraling." Spectral wasn't outright lying because he did see an episode of the old Dennis the Menace TV show where Dennis had a slingshot that could pierce metal

    I hope it's the new trend like planking or owling. I'm gonna just embellish every single thing I talk about from now on. Be right back I have to make my move in chess, a game in which I have played 2,812 times in my life and lost just once.
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