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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My eyebrow man is healthy so I stopped trying to shave them and there aren't any cuts, but it's gonna end soon. I pretty much haven't slept since yesterday, didn't set an alarm (because I didn't go to sleep) and felt like I was in the same dimension I'm always in, running to some place that doesn't sell anything, I was running very fast. Now I'm blowing random crap out of my nose and ignoring Kim, will do some dirtying tomorrow morning.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You had an Afro?

    No but my identical twin did.

    /pepe laugh goes here
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Black-billed magpie 🥰
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo No I think we need to IMPORT some IMPORTANT wrens to balance out the ecosystem and grab those grubs. Do you know any?

    No but I do remember when I was in Alaska there was this black and white bird that was everywhere and it was adorable and I wished it was down here in North Dakota but for some reason it isn't. I can't remember what it's called but I'm gonna find out quick brb
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse How do I post pictures without uploading it to like an image host?

    You don't. But now I'm intrigued and wish to see your image.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking CROWS.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And furthermore Susan I wouldn't be the least but surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes...

    REEFERS!
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In all honesty most people who've been in multiple treatment programs could be generally labeled as manipulators. I think it just kinda comes with the territory. I remember my mom calling me a "master manipulator" when I was teen because all the ways I can twist words and make it seem like everything was their fault or someone else's fault and nothing was ever my fault. These tendencies tend to coincidence with narcissists and addicts.

    This lady has likely dealt with thousands of people who know how to play the game and say what they need to say to get what they want, as is pretty standard for people in those types of positions- counselors, therapists, probation officers, etc.

    I have no doubt that Bradley Bee has some manipulative tendencies and who knows maybe she writes that on every persons file by default because it's more than likely true.

    At the same time it isn't necessarily a bad thing andnits just how some personalities are, just like a sales person could be considered to have a manipulative personality. It might be annoying but it isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra why do I keep reading this in the shamwow guy's voice

    because you're on drugs and your stuck in a time-loop
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I will forever make people uncomfortable by oversharing

    It makes me super comfortable when you overshare. Please never stop.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Word association when I hear Coolio I think dangerous minds when I think dangerous minds I think Michelle Pfeiffer or however it's spelled and when I think Michelle Pfeiffer I think of dangerous minds and when I think dangerous minds I think Coolio. Full circle shit

    Remember when she asked Emilio what happened to the other teachers, why did they all quit and he says "I ate them, and I'll eat you."

    Most iconic line in the cinematic history wow I have chills just typing it
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I found the marb light headquarters. Ashtrays and proper ciggy butt disposal are overrated anyway.

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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh. Ha. I should've known that was a REAL thing- the FAKE egg. I just wanted to make the Feggs™ joke.

    Does it taste a regular egg?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker *SMACK!!!*

    Ow, Charlie. That really huht.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think Hillary knew she lost too but claimed they cheated to win. Same with Trump. Now the precedent has been set that basically every election could very well be rigged and no matter who wins, it probably wasn't fair. Every election is gonna be this from now on in some form or another.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Trump is far from a moron. Almost everything he does he gets a 98%-100% score.

    While he is certainly "smart" in many aspects of his life, he's very much a moron, who could've EASILY won re-election if he would've just bit his tongue on certain things. He just couldn't do it. I mean by a landslide too. No rigging or tampering would've been able to succumb how overwhelming his victory would've been. He did it to himself and that's what makes him dumb, because he did want to win and he so easily could have if he just showed an oz of self discipline regarding his public statements.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ah don't sell yourself short Matty P, sure I'd go to a Tool show with you or any show for that matter. You're definitely intriguing enough and I honestly would love to know what you're like in real life- including your facial expressions and mannerisms and just your general personality.

    If you're gonna be overly obnoxious, which I doubt you would, maybe I'd not prefer to see Tool with you but something a little less.. serious..for lack of a better term, but if knew you weren't going to be embarrassing or do something extremely fucked up, I'd most def see Tool with you. I'd wanna do a warm up show like Fire House at the local RibFest just to test the waters and see how much drugs and alcohol you were on in order to comfortably meet me.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Listen

    I've got some advice for you little buddy

    Before you point your finger at wren you should know that he's the man

    And if he's the man then you're the man and Lannys the man as well

    So you can train a fucking dog to lick wariats aaaaasssssssssssssssssssss

    Fuck you, buddy
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka In my element


    I don't know why but I feel like that guy on the right holding the food and staring directly at your camera might be some type of a bad raper man.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I mean I don't know shit about guns and never hunted or been in the military and I figured it out on my own fairly easily….

    As well you should. I think I probably learned this concept in 2nd or 3rd grade playing sports and learning how to "lead your receiver." If someone is moving away from you, you don't throw the ball to where they're at the moment of your release you throw it to where they're going to be by the time it gets there. Lo and behold this same concept applies to all sorts of things. Did someone here not understand that? Hehehee
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