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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah also make your way to Odessa FL nearby Tampa and find a restaurant called GPeppers. They have a hose behind the store you can use to shower and their dumpster is sort of hidden so you can scrounge around in there without having to feel too much shame from others looking. If you see a black homeless dude named Levi tell him I said what's up. He'll hook you up too.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not around here. Around here our grocery stores have bathrooms with designated stalls for heroin/meth users all with complimentary paraphernalia and first aid precautions. Last I checked it was 6 urinals and 4 regular stalls and then 8 drug stalls. They're all open to the public but if someone locks one of the drug stalls, the remaining 'regular stalls and urinals' all lock up, giving the drug stalls precedence and privacy. It's a big system of levers and pulleys and latches and locks and keys and just a lot of moving parts in general but it's all for the best.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    subscribing to read 288 back and forth posts between vineyard and jiggleboo on why or why not riced cauliflower is healthy
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Now I'm taking these "soft-serve" shits every few minutes. It's like a tablespoon of poop each time but it feels like it's gonna be way more so I'm forced to at least address it and go to the bathroom and do the whole bit kit and kaboodle.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We all talk to him every day constantly on other platforms and know the answer but we're gonna keep it from you for the purposes of self amusement
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Lol @ Lanny yelling at me 🫠

    What is that emoji and where do I find it
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Grease 2…The one with Michelle Phiffer…or however you spell it


    I need a coooool rider
    A coooool rider !🎼

    Dork
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Lemme call my buddy who is an expert on stolen baby formula

    .... Waiting for your call m8
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just the fact that our last two presidents are Donald trump and Joe Biden, it just makes me laugh. We obviously don't care anymore, and rightfully so. Who gives a fuck.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok one time I went to Walmart during the winter and I had this big puffy coat with lots of pockets and I went to the babby formula aisle and I held my phone to my ear pretending to be talking to my wife about what formula I was supposed to get for like half an hour as I just pocketed a bunch of the most expensive formulas with plan to resell them.

    That was in 2013 and I just remembered that I never sold them and I actually still have all the formula in my kitchen lol
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fine let's each just tell a short little Walmart related story I'll go first.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna kill myself
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat i never actually fucked a "kid".

    We know. You tried to and got REBUKED.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've never seen Avatar is it good
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder how many different peans I've seen over the years now.

    If I had to guess I'd say online I've probably seen like a few thousand at least and irl idk maybe 50 at most which are almost all exclusively just old man locker room from at the gym. A few extra from tinychat but I guess those would count as online ones.

    I like lesbian porn just as much as the next fella but sometimes you just need to see a nicr thick juicy plump cock railing away at a cute little coin purse to get yourself off.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What about a bunch of classroom pencil sharpeners from the 1800s? Lol oh lmao they're fishing reels not pencil sharpeners.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I-fink-he's-freaky and I-like-him-a-lot. 🎶
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Idk bro…jacking off on a plane next to a chick and then licking all the cum off your hands classifies as exactly that, sick, to me.

    Well yeah it was just the informality. Like generally when I read a local news article they don't say "local man accused of a sick, disgusting and horrible act of so and so' they just the crime without the adjectives like that.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Come on post the damn pic or gtfo



    Here's the one they used in the courtroom it says fake in the url but it isn't I promise
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