2022-06-09 at 2:19 AM UTC
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What happened to Hikki?
We all talk to him every day constantly on other platforms and know the answer but we're gonna keep it from you for the purposes of self amusement
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2022-06-08 at 3:49 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by frala
Lol @ Lanny yelling at me ðŸ«
What is that emoji and where do I find it
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2022-06-08 at 7:24 PM UTC
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starting a gang
Originally posted by CandyRein
Grease 2…The one with Michelle Phiffer…or however you spell it
I need a coooool rider
A coooool rider !🎼
Dork
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2022-06-08 at 7:06 PM UTC
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why are all the "hot" women
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Lemme call my buddy who is an expert on stolen baby formula
.... Waiting for your call m8
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Just the fact that our last two presidents are Donald trump and Joe Biden, it just makes me laugh. We obviously don't care anymore, and rightfully so. Who gives a fuck.
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2022-06-08 at 1:45 PM UTC
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why are all the "hot" women
Ok one time I went to Walmart during the winter and I had this big puffy coat with lots of pockets and I went to the babby formula aisle and I held my phone to my ear pretending to be talking to my wife about what formula I was supposed to get for like half an hour as I just pocketed a bunch of the most expensive formulas with plan to resell them.
That was in 2013 and I just remembered that I never sold them and I actually still have all the formula in my kitchen lol
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2022-06-08 at 1:41 PM UTC
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why are all the "hot" women
Fine let's each just tell a short little Walmart related story I'll go first.
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2022-04-30 at 4:42 PM UTC
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Random image thread
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Originally posted by Wariat
i never actually fucked a "kid".
We know. You tried to and got REBUKED.
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I've never seen Avatar is it good
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I wonder how many different peans I've seen over the years now.
If I had to guess I'd say online I've probably seen like a few thousand at least and irl idk maybe 50 at most which are almost all exclusively just old man locker room from at the gym. A few extra from tinychat but I guess those would count as online ones.
I like lesbian porn just as much as the next fella but sometimes you just need to see a nicr thick juicy plump cock railing away at a cute little coin purse to get yourself off.
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What about a bunch of classroom pencil sharpeners from the 1800s? Lol oh lmao they're fishing reels not pencil sharpeners.
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I-fink-he's-freaky and I-like-him-a-lot. 🎶
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Idk bro…jacking off on a plane next to a chick and then licking all the cum off your hands classifies as exactly that, sick, to me.
Well yeah it was just the informality. Like generally when I read a local news article they don't say "local man accused of a sick, disgusting and horrible act of so and so' they just the crime without the adjectives like that.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Come on post the damn pic or gtfo
Here's the one they used in the courtroom it says fake in the url but it isn't I promise
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
what game were yall playing?
1v1 adult Twister
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
dont open the door to shrodinggers suite if you dont want the universe to force unkind fate unto children.
He's talking about molesting children. I must reply, as thats my wheelhouse!
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2022-06-01 at 11:18 PM UTC
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this is why we drink budwiser
Luigi knows its about the math man the MATH MAN calculating digits and crunching numbers and percentages. One less percent alcohol a beer which yes is 20% less in general means after I have had 24 of them in a sitting, that is 24 percents less than I would have gotten with regular Budweiser Heavy, which in beer nautical terms is like equal to like one or two more beers which means that I will technically have drank 22 beers even though I consumed 24 beers, and that simply won't do, and I will know the difference.
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It's definitely intriguing to learn how quickly we can adapt to anything, especially when we don't have a choice and that anything is something really fucked up.
Like little 18 yr old white kids in jail for the first time who are nonstop on the phones crying and calling their moms to bail them out (NO I NEVER DID THIS. YOU DID! ) But then then reality sinks in that they're gonna be spending some time in jail and there's literally nothing they can do about, and then you just.. accept it.
So, if you get your face rearranged by pitbulls, you just.. accept it. What's done is done and one can be miserable over an uncontrollable circumstance, or one can I guess fucking just outright embrace it. Why the hell not?
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