2022-06-01 at 11:21 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Sudo
Holy shit that's amazing, I've been trying to find one for years. Did you have to wait outside a bookstore for days then trample a bunch of people to get? Is it signed?
I stole it from the Museum of Modern Art in jedi York. Don't tell anyone please and yes, it's paw-signed by the lady herself. And also yes, at a later time unrelated to Chootie or anything, I trampled a bunch of people. Also don't tell anyone that either. Thanks bae
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Whenever I feel like a loser I go to a nearby elementary school and challenge kids to a game of "UFC."
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Originally posted by WellHung
why am i such a huge loser?
Because you're not small.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Are police officers overrated?
Do pizza delivery boys like to FUCK?
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
best I can do is the michelin tire man
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That's very kind I'm glad you feel that way but re reading my posts only brings me more pain.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
mmq has a repressed fetish to be raped by a man in a grimace costume
I just wanna be raped, man. Full wolf costume, no costume, one third wolf one third Grimace one third pippy longstocking costume, I don't care. I just wanna be raped.
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You know what would make me smile?
If Grimace from the McDonalds gang was secretly a child rape Monster.
Thanks
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No but when my DUIs get brought up from now on I'm gonna tell people I was on my bike just riding home a few blocks from the bar and they'll be like oh man fuck that you were trying to be responsible man that sucks, and I'll say yep it was bullshit, I got a DUI for trying to avoid getting a DUI, and they'll say yeah man what the heck that's so stupid, and I'll say yep, it's ruined my life basically I have no money because of it, and they'll say oh hey man don't worry I got your back I'm rich anyway, and then they'll give me lots of money.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Why should anybody give a shit about Johnny Depp?
They don't. People just like watching irl "karma" for perceived wrongdoings.
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Who gives a shit about humidity let's do some suckin and fuckin
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Originally posted by WellHung
Thank you. Wren Could have easily told me that, himself, but he wanted to make it appear as though I was not even in the same ballpark. Wren enjoys discrediting me when given the opportunity.
Why would I help "credit you" when you created a thread with a LIE that you didn't even bother checking? You're a silly goose.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Duh…it had cocaine in it.
What I've always wondered is, what's the oral bioavailability of cocaine? Can't be that great or everyone would eat cocaine more.
I guess back in the ..whatever year Coke had coke in it….cocaine was plentiful and they could just throw it in drinks and shit.
Imagine living back then with the drug knowledge we have today.
I'd fucking immediately invest all of my money in Purdue and sears catalog and become their #1 customer.
Lol jk, I'd prolly die
I don't know but if it's anything like meth it still does the trick. It's been a hot minute but I actually prefer to eat tek. Not like EAT it but like, parachute it. No poking my skin or dirty smoke or painful snorting. Just a little BEEP down the hatch and I'm golden for the next 12 hours straight.
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Wrong it was a trick question and the answer is Michelle Obama or I'm being told now in my ear-piece the judges will also accept "The Answer" Allen Iverson.
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Originally posted by troon
they take everyone's else's bitcoin
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
non sequitur…how does a need to have physical sex link into scat and piss play??
It doesn't. WARTY ASS literally wants to eat human fecal matter and play it off like he's exposing disgusting women for wanting the same. It's the irl version of I wAs JuSt TrOlLiNg!
Lol I ate a bunch of shit just to see if she would too and she totally did lol she's so gross!
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Originally posted by Technologist
Funny shit, I pulled my mask off in public a year ago. You truly DO NOT know me.😂😂
Wow why? I'm immune compromised and walking by people not wearing masks is a huge anxiety attack for me. You just pulled yours off? Right in the middle of public? With no concern? I have to admit that is extremely ballsy. Are you ok? Better yet, am I ok? No. Please put your mask back on. I'm offended.
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2022-05-28 at 1:10 PM UTC
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haha we should talk about garbage for 4 hours
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2022-05-28 at 1:12 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
ur place or mine
I said talk about it not
be about it.
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