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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i always assume when theres a line at a grocery store bathroom its because someone is shooting heroin and it's like seriously people you're gonna just stand in line and wait? That's such a heat score. Imagine being the person walking out.

    And then they start talking like "are you sure someones in there?" like really people?? just keep shopping and go home
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i always assume when theres a line at a grocery store bathroom its because someone is shooting heroin and it's like seriously people you're gonna just stand in line and wait? That's such a heat score. Imagine being the person walking out.

    And then they start talking like "are you sure someones in there?" like really people?? just keep shopping and go home

    I was in a gas station bathroom earlier for half hr at least and someone banged on the door several times and when I got out I glared at him and he apologized. Fuck he looked like he had FAS and was a sex offender, I should have drug him in the bathroom and raped him but I honestly don't have the energy. I've been talking to some wrong number girl from Singapore with an English name. We exchanged pictures and she looks semi OK and not full on chiner. She thought I was her friend Mary and we've been talking for hours, idk wtf is wrong with me
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  3. Originally posted by Sudo You're right I'm actually genuinely happy and in good health and not typing this from a grocery store bathroom

    Nah just doing something boring
  4. The grocery stores I go to have bathrooms, but past the tills and you have to ask to be let in.
  5. Originally posted by Donald Trump The grocery stores I go to have bathrooms, but past the tills and you have to ask to be let in.

    That's gay, north American grocery stores just have public shitters.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not around here. Around here our grocery stores have bathrooms with designated stalls for heroin/meth users all with complimentary paraphernalia and first aid precautions. Last I checked it was 6 urinals and 4 regular stalls and then 8 drug stalls. They're all open to the public but if someone locks one of the drug stalls, the remaining 'regular stalls and urinals' all lock up, giving the drug stalls precedence and privacy. It's a big system of levers and pulleys and latches and locks and keys and just a lot of moving parts in general but it's all for the best.
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  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Is that from the AI site that morphs people's photos
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yup
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Nah just doing something boring

    That's a weird projection of your jealousy from lack of invites to sweet grocery store bathroom diarrhea parties.
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Not around here. Around here our grocery stores have bathrooms with designated stalls for heroin/meth users all with complimentary paraphernalia and first aid precautions. Last I checked it was 6 urinals and 4 regular stalls and then 8 drug stalls. They're all open to the public but if someone locks one of the drug stalls, the remaining 'regular stalls and urinals' all lock up, giving the drug stalls precedence and privacy. It's a big system of levers and pulleys and latches and locks and keys and just a lot of moving parts in general but it's all for the best.

    Some grocerystore bafrooms locally are pitch black except for this blue light that is supposed to prevent you from seeing your veins
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Some grocerystore bafrooms locally are pitch black except for this blue light that is supposed to prevent you from seeing your veins

    I like to think if I was an intravenous drug user I would just instinctively know where my veins were without having to look, along the SAME VEIN of how I don't have to physically look at a ciggy I'm smoking to know I'm on my last drag or two, or how I don't have to look down at my hand positioning when I'm shredding a 20-minute power solo on my Jimmy Page replica Gibson Les Paul standard.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I like to think if I was an intravenous drug user I would just instinctively know where my veins were without having to look, along the SAME VEIN of how I don't have to physically look at a ciggy I'm smoking to know I'm on my last drag or two, or how I don't have to look down at my hand positioning when I'm shredding a 20-minute power solo on my Jimmy Page replica Gibson Les Paul standard.

    Well that's the thing with intravenous drug users: their veins are always trying to get away from them and collapsing and going all over the place. You gotta "flag" (pull plunger back squirting blood into the barrel of the needle) to know you're in a vein as opposed to above or more likely below it. If you "miss" a welt develops of the substance injected and you don't get high and your body hates you. I think the blue light makes it hard to see anything red.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Well that's the thing with intravenous drug users: their veins are always trying to get away from them and collapsing and going all over the place. You gotta "flag" (pull plunger back squirting blood into the barrel of the needle) to know you're in a vein as opposed to above or more likely below it. If you "miss" a welt develops of the substance injected and you don't get high and your body hates you. I think the blue light makes it hard to see anything red.

    Oh. Well.. alright then. Shows what I know. I guess I would just have to resort to shooting up in the back dairy aisle or something then.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Now I'm taking these "soft-serve" shits every few minutes. It's like a tablespoon of poop each time but it feels like it's gonna be way more so I'm forced to at least address it and go to the bathroom and do the whole bit kit and kaboodle.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What do they call those things.. gastrointestinal tracts? I think I need a new one.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ What do they call those things.. gastrointestinal tracts? I think I need a new one.

    let me take a look and see what the problem is
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I waited a year to see a gastroentinologist who told me scientifically speaking I have an "irritable gut" TYANKS OBAMA

    It's really weird this wrong number Singaporian who lives in NYC and I've been talking on whatsapp all day she literally has a shiba inu and doesn't look bad, I don't seem to be getting catfished but if so that would be pretty epic
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I literally do this stupid shit every few days where I talk to a girl for a bit then my matter shifts unstabley and I disassociate from the common ground we had and alienate myself. Why do I even bother amirite?
  19. Originally posted by Sudo That's a weird projection of your jealousy from lack of invites to sweet grocery store bathroom diarrhea parties.

    Nah just pointing out you're a lame liar.
  20. Originally posted by Sudo I literally do this stupid shit every few days where I talk to a girl for a bit then my matter shifts unstabley and I disassociate from the common ground we had and alienate myself. Why do I even bother amirite?

    No you don't
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