2022-06-22 at 5:26 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Depends on the wine stain
Peanut Noir
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2022-06-22 at 3:39 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by frala
https://lcpshop.net/product/giant-wine-glass-extra-large-glass/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2MWVBhCQARIsAIjbwoMHOQv9o5f_5FE8S_9LpX1vElFypDTnAuVVjk2rwKHPctuJwWm460EaAouoEALw_wcB
"Your Friday nights will never be the same with this classy giant wine glass"
Mine would never be the same again because I'd be reminded every Friday night, as I shamefully pulled out my massive wine goblet that I willingly paid $150 of real money for and am forced to keep in my closet next to my hamper, that I didn't consider the fact I haven't a single friend to share it with or show it off to; that I only want to drink half a bottle anyway and so I'm going to look like a poor poor fool, completely alone, slowly tilting the glass up ever higher as I attempt to catch the wine flow from a glass mouth designed to be drank from a mighty giant such ass the great Jolly Green, and finally sadly laughing at the realization of it all, forcing me to cough and jerk forward, spilling the entirety of the glass upon my sweaty naked body and WEEPING myself to sleep. Ya know?
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Originally posted by Kafka
I don’t want to be conscious or do anything, wonder if downing beers will help me sleep
Lol. No. Alcohol fucks your sleep. It might help you pass out but it's in no way a "good sleep."
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2022-06-22 at 4:50 AM UTC
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Money Pox
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2022-06-22 at 4:49 AM UTC
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Podcast Topics
Originally posted by Kafka
I’ve wondered if two people were immortal and could have endless discussions where would that lead them.
I think they'd end up having every conversation that's theoretically possible to have, and then they'd get stuck in this glitch where, because eternity continues, the only thing theyre able to continue discussing, that they haven't discussed already, is that very fact- that the only thing they can discuss is the fact that that is the only thing they can discuss that hasn't been discussed before.
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Why? What happened to the magic carpet I sent you?
It was made out of monopoly money and I guess I didn't know how to activate its magic. 😞
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Yeah there aren't many here either and the ones that are are married to Indian doctors. I guess you'll have to travel to their headquarters and wade through the sea of a billion of them. Surely there'll be at least one who takes a fancy with you.
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Just flew back from Puerto Rico and whoo boy are my arms tired
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It was a dark and stormy night
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2022-06-21 at 2:42 AM UTC
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Karma
karma is whatever you want it to be and whatever it is or isn't doesn't matter anyway since we don't technically have free will
and something about dead babies
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2022-06-20 at 11:53 PM UTC
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mmQ
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Mmq is now in a much better place.
I don't know man.. just a little while ago I was alive in my bed, but now I'm dead on the floor.
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2022-06-20 at 2:44 AM UTC
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Hey Fona,
Originally posted by blaster master
Hope you have a good week bud, stay cool it's gonna be toasty this week.
Thanks. You too.
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2022-06-20 at 1:12 AM UTC
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Hey Kafka
Originally posted by Kafka
Foh
He makes a fair point. These are undebatably this forum's cringiest victimiest child loving losers one of whom genuinely wants to lick dog's assholes and was arrested and prisoned for trying to fuck a 12-yr old girl, and the other who has never seen a vagina in real life but if he could he would want it to be a 12-year old vagina.
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Hey Siri how do I tell this group of teens that it's not weird that I have my penis stapled to my asshole?
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2022-06-20 at 1:34 AM UTC
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Hey Kafka
Originally posted by Kafka
It wouldn’t make sense to you. I’ve known worse people, Wariat doesn’t seem scary and idgaf.
You can befriend whoever you want I also dgaf I'm just pointing out that these two specific users are the scummiest users we have to offer so it's just kinda funny that your gravitate toward them but to each their own and hashtag yolo
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She looks like if a duck had downs syndrome and a tattoo of a banana on its retarded chest
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2022-06-20 at 2:29 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
What's the word for when a word is spelled like how it sounds? Fuck that didn't make sense. Like.. when a word sounds like what it means. Like SPLAT maybe is an example. Someone here will know what I'm trying to say and I thank you in advance.
Thank you in advance
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filling the tub so I can get in and slit my wrists
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2022-06-20 at 1:48 AM UTC
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Damn
Originally posted by 2fly4U2
dood it’s a sign of great power ;)
You should call Guiness book of world records and make yourself famous
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
What about when u smoke a bong, then it's water bud
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