2022-06-22 at 4:49 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Kafka
I’ve wondered if two people were immortal and could have endless discussions where would that lead them.
I think they'd end up having every conversation that's theoretically possible to have, and then they'd get stuck in this glitch where, because eternity continues, the only thing theyre able to continue discussing, that they haven't discussed already, is that very fact- that the only thing they can discuss is the fact that that is the only thing they can discuss that hasn't been discussed before.
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Why? What happened to the magic carpet I sent you?
It was made out of monopoly money and I guess I didn't know how to activate its magic. 😞
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Yeah there aren't many here either and the ones that are are married to Indian doctors. I guess you'll have to travel to their headquarters and wade through the sea of a billion of them. Surely there'll be at least one who takes a fancy with you.
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Just flew back from Puerto Rico and whoo boy are my arms tired
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It was a dark and stormy night
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2022-06-21 at 2:42 AM UTC
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Karma
karma is whatever you want it to be and whatever it is or isn't doesn't matter anyway since we don't technically have free will
and something about dead babies
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2022-06-20 at 11:53 PM UTC
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mmQ
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Mmq is now in a much better place.
I don't know man.. just a little while ago I was alive in my bed, but now I'm dead on the floor.
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2022-06-20 at 2:44 AM UTC
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Hey Fona,
Originally posted by blaster master
Hope you have a good week bud, stay cool it's gonna be toasty this week.
Thanks. You too.
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2022-06-20 at 1:12 AM UTC
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Hey Kafka
Originally posted by Kafka
Foh
He makes a fair point. These are undebatably this forum's cringiest victimiest child loving losers one of whom genuinely wants to lick dog's assholes and was arrested and prisoned for trying to fuck a 12-yr old girl, and the other who has never seen a vagina in real life but if he could he would want it to be a 12-year old vagina.
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Hey Siri how do I tell this group of teens that it's not weird that I have my penis stapled to my asshole?
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2022-06-20 at 1:34 AM UTC
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Hey Kafka
Originally posted by Kafka
It wouldn’t make sense to you. I’ve known worse people, Wariat doesn’t seem scary and idgaf.
You can befriend whoever you want I also dgaf I'm just pointing out that these two specific users are the scummiest users we have to offer so it's just kinda funny that your gravitate toward them but to each their own and hashtag yolo
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She looks like if a duck had downs syndrome and a tattoo of a banana on its retarded chest
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2022-06-20 at 2:29 AM UTC
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What's the word for when a word is spelled like how it sounds? Fuck that didn't make sense. Like.. when a word sounds like what it means. Like SPLAT maybe is an example. Someone here will know what I'm trying to say and I thank you in advance.
Thank you in advance
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filling the tub so I can get in and slit my wrists
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2022-06-20 at 1:48 AM UTC
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Damn
Originally posted by 2fly4U2
dood it’s a sign of great power ;)
You should call Guiness book of world records and make yourself famous
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
What about when u smoke a bong, then it's water bud
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2022-06-19 at 9:42 PM UTC
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For as shitty of people as we are in North Dakota like deep in our loins we are shitty people who like to masquerade as caring individuals, we are pretty polite but I guess I've never really lived anywhere elselong enough to draw a direct comparison other than Florida but everyone there was polite too. To be frank I guess everyone just seems polite for the most part. Actually Florida was extra polite when they served you drinks they kept the little tip of the straw covered with paper and I've never seen anywhere else do that. I'll always remember that about Florida.
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2022-06-19 at 8:46 PM UTC
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With all due respect that song sucks.
I never ever EVER click on YouTube song links from here due to some horrific psychological childhood issues I have but for some reason I just clicked that one and gave it a chance and I NOPED out after a few seconds.
I skipped to the middle so I could hear the hook the beat a verse and the chorus and I just don't think it is a good song. I don't know why I'm typing this the way that I am either. I remember Tori Amos from my younger years and I hope she does in an oven.
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Originally posted by Kafka
What movie?
Probably Air Bud
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Update- the comment i said a few a weeks ago that I BRAGGED about getting 1000 likes before it even got 400 or whatever, is now at 810 and probably gonna hold fast right there.
But I have a newer one that has 812 thumbs upses in lesser amount of time.
And since this is extremely important and what I base my life upon, I'll tell you what it entails.
It was a poll asking some retarded question and one of the options was 'barley' and they clearly meant to say 'barely' and I commented that if they're gonna say barley they should've included wheat.
That's what I bring to the table. That's why I'm insecure and wish to kill myself in a daily basis. Etc.
Lol
Please tell this shirt story to your friends at the bar or the library and tell them Wren sent you and you'll get a free book/drink.
Thanks
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