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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incognito2u Yeah I get some but don't get crazy besides I've got neighbors that put on good shows

    This is the way. Just find the retards that drop 5k on fireworks and find out where they do them.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting whos the ape in your avi

    Thats a weird daily routine.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How do your live your life? Are most days similar overall (wake, work, eat, sleep, gaps filled in with similar things)?

    Do you plan ahead short-term? Long-term? Make daily goals?

    Do you FLY BY THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS or do you mostly know what to expect?

    Do you get to live laugh love on your own terms or do you have to wait for it to be someone else's terms?

    When someone says "bro you should skip work tomorrow and come do acid with me out at so-and-so park, do you consider it, do you immediately say no lol that's crazy I'm a responsible adult and I have to work maybe try asking me ahead of time instead of 2 hours beforehand?

    Do you prefer your cozy nooks of familiarity and comfort or do you like to find random adventures and go weird places you've not been to before?

    Do you think you could handle a life of reckless living or do you prefer the contentment of knowing what to expect?

    When your niece Gretchen dies in a horrible car accident at the age of 17 with the whole world ahead of her and so much potential, do you stop to think damn maybe life really is short and I should stop planning for a bunch of future shit and just go HAM and yolo it?

    Is it always the best idea to stay by the book and take care of the essentials dotting your i's and crossing your t's?

    If you could live to 100 with a standard life or live to 50 with a CRAY CRAY life what would you choose and why?

    What's the most important thing to you that now that you would also still say is THE MOST IMPORTANT thing to you if you could answer that a few minutes before you die?

    Etc.

    Thanks
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wearing a hat and eating a cheese sandwich at Denny's.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 Lol. I was being tricky.

    You've always been such a tricky little sneaker. Oh you. Im keeping my eye on you mister, silly little goose.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting The real problem is democrats know most women wont abort. Thats why they say women need "the option" but in reality they know the woman will keep it and then be on governemnt assistance for the next 18+ years.

    Any woman assistance because she let some faggot cum in her is scum of the earth and id have no problem deleting these leaches from society

    That's the joke. People pretending to care about the sanctity of life or whatever the fuck they say, then offering zero support to said life. Please don't tell me you're pro-life.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Too true too true. I don't think I care much about anything. Sometimes I think most people don't truly care about anything either and mostly people just pretend to or think they do.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Donald Trump If you want people who think they are smart who will agree with you OP I'd try reddit.

    There aren't any actual smart people on Reddit?
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    we could always change the site name to www.siteforsmartpeopleonly.com
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Impartial judge here. What seems to be the problem officers?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Last time I was in a Texas abortion clinic we (My girlfriend and I) were the only white ones in there…most were 13/14yr old black girls with their moms…quite shocking.

    You gotta laugh a little at the fact that the people Republicans despise the most are the ones that are now gonna be reproducing at even higher rates.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We did it, boys! Hooray for today!!!
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra what exactly does a 'political communications' degree entail

    it seems like every overpaid know-nothing think tank dipshit has one

    That makes me want to get one. I wanna be overpaid.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That dress reminds me of the dress that Norman Bates wore in Psycho
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yet you still type like you're faded. I guess that's not surprising
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes I remember THE FAIR. we have one ever summer. It's a joke compared to when I was a kid but also it's designed for kids so that probably makes sense why it isn't fun anymore. It's just a bunch of middle-schoolers holding hands and parents with obnoxious small children.

    Maybe if it has some badass rollercoasters or whatever but they don't. I can go to ValleyFair near Minneapolis for that.

    Then of course there's the "food court" area which smells awesome but is retardedly expensive for a little sack of cheese curds or mile-long corn dogs and all that. Mini donuts are good but they're not that good.

    Our fair here has a grandstand which normally has races but its used for shitty concerts during the fair and that is basically the only reason to go, and even then it's rare. I think I've went twice in the last ten years, once when Bush played and once when Sevendust played.

    Showed up just early enough to walk through the chicken and hen barn which they have awards for every year and then a little petting zoo with llamas and lambs and stuff.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    No weirdos please
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah. Instead of your steering wheel you should chain yourself to your own butthole.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why did Spaghettios use UH OH Spaghettios as their slogan anyway? That makes them sound scary and bad.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You have 12 people and a see saw. 11 off the people weigh exactly the same and 1 weights slightly more or less than the others you can only use the see saw 3 times.

    How do you find the person who isn't the same weight?

    This is a guess.

    First use- put 6 on each side

    Take the 6 people who it was heavier, and switch half of them with half the other side Then use your second use

    Now for the 3rd use take..

    Nevermind I don't know
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