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Butter Chicken Curry - Resturant style skills confirmed

  1. #21
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny idk what the two beige colored object is but it looks like used toilet paper besides a pool of diarrhea, on the street corner.

    thats naan you dumbfuck
  2. #22
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood thats naan you dumbfuck

    they dont have tiolet pappers because they dont even have toilets.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they dont have tiolet pappers because they dont even have toilets.

    Following the tradition I prepared and cooked this only using my right hand...
  4. #24
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no at all.

    i eat superior siamese and gooknamese food all the time

    10 cent noodles and dog...wow, you win.
  5. #25
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    imagine being racist about food lol OH MAN I AINT EATING DA POO IN DA LOO LOL HASH TAG CANCELLED UR SHITTY CULTURES CUISINE

    I just eat anything that's good and don't care where it comes from. I get the feeling that my local ethnic places are sick of me always coming in there and being racist ordering "their" food but IF YOU SELL IT I WILL BUY IT DUMBFUCKS

    Like the Jamaican place I'm always like HEY MON CAN I GET DA COCO BRED AND PATTI MON and they are like STOP IT SIR PLEASE YOU LITERALLY ONLY COME IN HERE BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING CBC SPECIAL, YOU'RE THE ONLY WHITE GUY IT"S FUCKING CRINGE

    and i and i just like EH MON I AND I JUST AN IRIE BOROSIE MON

  6. #26
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here it is, what you've been waiting for

    THE butter chicken curry as promised after the Chicken Tikka success story.

    And by god, what a success, tastes just like restaurant butter chicken…no more need for those pickup runs to Aga's Resturant in South Houston, I can just go home and make it myself.

    On top of that I discovered Green Giants "Riced Veggies"…25 cals per cup and only 2 NET carbs!…when smothered in my delicious butter chicken it tastes just like REAL rice.

    Here's it is…prepare yourself…

    why do I keep reading this in the shamwow guy's voice
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  8. #28
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Like the Jamaican place

    I've been to a Jamaican restaurant once...at my last job 3 of us went for lunch to one...we all ordered chicken and rice because the guy said that's all he had...we were the only ones in the restaurant. 45 mins later (we had 1hr lunch break) he finally comes out with it. The chicken was like leather and the rice was 100% from a box, like rice-a-roni whatever it's called.

    Damn niggas...never again.
  9. #29
    That’s a damn shame he ruined Jamaican food for you? Bc you need plantains and festivals and jerk chicken and rasta pasta pls.
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra why do I keep reading this in the shamwow guy's voice

    because you're on drugs and your stuck in a time-loop
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Meikai i made a seafood-based thai green curry with makrut lime leaves as garnish for him the other day. it was pretty dank.

    we eat good sometimes, when im not being a lazy piece of shit.

    I sometimes make my green curry with those lil buttery gulf shrimp. If you cook the shells and tails and heads and reduce it down, you can make a really good broth
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've been to a Jamaican restaurant once…at my last job 3 of us went for lunch to one…we all ordered chicken and rice because the guy said that's all he had…we were the only ones in the restaurant. 45 mins later (we had 1hr lunch break) he finally comes out with it. The chicken was like leather and the rice was 100% from a box, like rice-a-roni whatever it's called.

    Damn niggas…never again.

    A lot of those “ethnic” restaurants just coast on the fact that theyre niche cuisine. I cant tell you how many soul food restaurants ive heard people rave about in LA, thatwere absolute trash once i tried them. Mushy greens, canned green beans, boxed mac and cheese, tough-as-shoe leather catfish, canned peaches underneath raw pillsbury dough as “peach cobbler”.
  13. #33
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra why do I keep reading this in the shamwow guy's voice

    Those towels absorb an impressive amount of piss
  14. #34
    Incessant African Astronaut
    That rice is terrifying looking. Just get a long grain basmati and call it a day fan.
  15. #35
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Indian food is fucking gross, all they make well is curry
  16. #36
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here it is, what you've been waiting for

    THE butter chicken curry as promised after the Chicken Tikka success story.

    And by god, what a success, tastes just like restaurant butter chicken…no more need for those pickup runs to Aga's Resturant in South Houston, I can just go home and make it myself.

    On top of that I discovered Green Giants "Riced Veggies"…25 cals per cup and only 2 NET carbs!…when smothered in my delicious butter chicken it tastes just like REAL rice.

    Here's it is…prepare yourself…


    THE BUTTER CHICKEN CURRY ITSELF:

    Absolutely amazing I think you'll agree, even more so when stuffed down one's esophagus after staging it briefly in the mouth.

    Was comfort food, Indian curry in your old English neighborhood?
  17. #37
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Somalian and Ethiopian Restraints are big in Berkeley n Oakland
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 10 cent noodles and dog…wow, you win.

    youd be surprised how much you can get here for 2 dorrars.
  19. #39
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Somalian and Ethiopian Restraints are big in Berkeley n Oakland

    Kek..auto spell put restraints on African nation base ethnic foods

    OMG auto correct is racist
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Somalian and Ethiopian Restraints are big in Berkeley n Oakland

    have you been to somalia ?

    then how do you know what they serve are genuine somalian food.

    somalians eat dogs, and dogs arent on their menu, then its FAKE somalian food. theyre just nigger foods.
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