2023-10-18 at 11:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
A German, Japanese, and Italian soldier walked into a BAR…
They all got a round…
I went to this Jason Aldean concert in Vegas once. The beers were $10 a piece but all the shots were free.
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2023-10-18 at 12:03 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
a Muslim walks into a gay nightclub.
SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!
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2023-10-18 at 1:16 PM UTC
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2023-10-18 at 1:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kawkasian
85 faggots on a bus…
18 cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
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2023-10-18 at 1:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kawkasian
2 faggots and a jedi walk into a bar…
Haha that's funny.
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2023-10-18 at 1:43 PM UTC
Your cowboy one wasn't bad either.
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2023-10-18 at 8:05 PM UTC
Genghis Khan's military genius
2023-10-18 at 8:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by totse2118
The Babylonian Pipe of Ire
Originally posted by Kingoftoes
Context:
Kabul, Afghanistan. 09/07/2023
You and a few of the Taliban are running a road bloackade collecting tolls from passing citizens. One of your fellow jihadists whispers to you "Inshallah tonight will be good".
Later, he finds you in your tent. He gets you to come outside with him, presenting you with the most blindingly gorgeous pipe in all of existence:
That's right, motherfucker. You're about to smoke some of the purest, snow-white, most kick-ass smack you've ever seen in your pathetic life.
He whispers to you "Come, brother, it is not haram because there is no hukum which forbids drugs, let alone 98.5% pure heroin."
Do you hit the pipe with your new friend, or do you reject this potentially perilous product???
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2023-10-18 at 8:22 PM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
I WOULD HIT DAT BIG WHITE PIPE
2023-10-19 at 12:12 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I don't know who I am but I am a person and I know what I want. My name is Blaine
2023-10-19 at 12:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
i don't fuck losers
What about when you masturbate?
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2023-10-19 at 12:22 AM UTC
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