Originally posted by Sudo
I feel like some people are leaving me behind. This native girl I used to talk to pretty regularly and got along with because she's crazy sent me 2 memes yesterday basically about how I neglect her. I didn't even open them until today so I kinda proved her point. I need to feel some kinda transcendent Love or I'm gonna be Miserable and leave a bad impression on my kids. I think I figured out a way to see my daughter soon but I'm so fucking busy all the time it's hard to coordinate with someone else when I'm trying to be assertive and make it look like I'll do anything to be there (which I kinda will)
Dang mang, I need to open myself up and just find one good woman and I know I'll make her very happy. I have a big dick and a long tongue and plenty of mental health issues to keep things interesting. Almost everything I do is somewhat stable so there is a foundation to build on. Problem is I'm really my own worst enemy and idk who I am when I wake up from day to day
Will you post the neglect memes for us to look at?
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
also, the king's horses and men didn't actually try to put him back together, in fact they are the ones who pushed him off the wall then pretended to try helping him to cover it up
Even more also- Humpty Dumpty wasn't actually an egg.
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It's Saturday morning I better get up and at them! I better do a bunch of mindless projects with my SKILL SAW in my shed not too far from Wren's morning window, lest he sleep in a little bit!
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I'm going to pretend that I didn't just observe someone say Amy Schumer Melissa McCarthy and katt Williams as their top 3 comedians. I didn't see that happen.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lol. She’s just funny to me… she has a set on Netflix but in all her films … she’s just funny. Also Melissa McCarthy but I don’t think she does stand up
Stop it. Lol
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And your favorite SET of theirs and your favorite BIT/JOKE of theirs?
Oh, mine you ask? That would obviously be Normand Macdonald.
Favorite set:
Favorite joke:
I gotta whole van fucking full of cheese sandwiches just right over there.
What about you? It's ok if it's also Norm but you're too ashamed to publically admit you have the same humor receptacle as me. I would understand that. You can list some other HIGH-BROW comic that suits YOU.
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