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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's hailing I'm seeing hail for maybe the 5th time in my life. Not to be confused with jail of which I've seen roughly a dozen times
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hi I hope you have a good day today please text me when you're available I love Sunday funday too so much! Time to make some eggs! Yahoo!!

    -futureman9000
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol is that a real thing? The volcano menu? Fuck I never heard of that.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I say not hot enough. I want a VOLCANO lodged inside my b hole b
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hot diarrhea
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You make fake scenarios and put them on TikTok you're my favorite social media influencer RN fr fr
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's Saturday morning I better get up and at them! I better do a bunch of mindless projects with my SKILL SAW in my shed not too far from Wren's morning window, lest he sleep in a little bit!
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein About to go cruising in my new ride❤️

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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm going to pretend that I didn't just observe someone say Amy Schumer Melissa McCarthy and katt Williams as their top 3 comedians. I didn't see that happen.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. She’s just funny to me… she has a set on Netflix but in all her films … she’s just funny. Also Melissa McCarthy but I don’t think she does stand up

    Stop it. Lol
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Facebook more like facereallylongnovel am I right or what?
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't either. That's actually pretty... Cool.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is it a 1984 Toyota Tercel SR5 hatchback, perchance?
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And your favorite SET of theirs and your favorite BIT/JOKE of theirs?

    Oh, mine you ask? That would obviously be Normand Macdonald.

    Favorite set:



    Favorite joke:



    I gotta whole van fucking full of cheese sandwiches just right over there.

    What about you? It's ok if it's also Norm but you're too ashamed to publically admit you have the same humor receptacle as me. I would understand that. You can list some other HIGH-BROW comic that suits YOU.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Also here’s the puzzle


    Ooh pretty 😍 colors
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Fralalauren let me out babe. Seriously I can't fucking breath."

    "Hahaha that's how I feel when you cheat on me."

    *passes out*
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is it weird to be so secondhand embarrassed that i can't even watch that? I just assume it's gonna be not good. I hate presidents I hate politicians I hate everyone that doesn't just wanna let loose and have a good time. That means you too, Donald Dork.

    I miss whatever year that was when date hotel came here. Remember that? What a fun year.
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