Is there a society where it's a cultural point of PRIDE to eat from a shoe? Like does me in my apartment count as a society?
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Playing Farkle on America Online
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lots of people that aren't pedophiles also get stabbed in prison all the time
game changer
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Why are your using my name to voice your personal opinion?
Ya weird!
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Sitting directly in front of my A.C. analyzing a chess position on the computer thinking about what to be for Halloween
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Originally posted by Sudo
Maybe you need to get taller ounces
I was just buying a half from this dude I don't often utilize. He was drunk enough to where he weighed it as a quarter and I questioned it obviously saying I wanted a half and hes like yeah it is, a quarter would be 3.5gs and I chuckled and hoped he wasn't so drunk it was gonna weird and he was gonna get mad when I insisted that that's incorrect, and it's double what he's saying, but then he did one of those drunk momentary deep-in-thought realizations that 'oh yeah you're right' and then everything went back to normal and he also gave me a chocolate chip cookie for my good behavior.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
I need a tolerance break from weed
Or maybe weed needs a tolerance break from YOU.
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Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
Who the fuck was talking to your bitter old bitch ass exactly?
I quickly read that ass HATCH ASS and I've decided I like that term anyway so I'm gonna start using.
Fucking HATCH ASS MO'FUCKA.
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2022-07-04 at 9:17 PM UTC
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USA is #1
Originally posted by Back Lane Madders
House of Divide are Centrist?
How do you manage to do this?
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2022-07-04 at 9:09 PM UTC
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USA is #1
Originally posted by Twinkie the kid
/Terriblefacebookmemes ?
They were making fun of the 'cartoonist' because he writes more than he draws, like nobody would see a picture of Trump and think of 'hope' or the big SUV and think 'energy independence.'
Thats just what they said though. I don't know anything about him but it definitely does fit the bill of something one my uncles on Facebook would unironically share.
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The easiest win on the winter net is to tell people that they're mad and you totally owned them. Get out of your mom's basement and stop being so triggered.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Im really tired and depressed and sick and sore and hungry
That reminds me of H.A.L.T.
Don't get too hungry angry lonely or tired. A cringe acronym from the many treatment programs I've been in.
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I'm drunk with my friend at a bingo hall lol
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Originally posted by Ghost
Wake up in the morning and I drink my coffee but now my girl knows I don't like talking til I wake up, she knows not to take it personal, until I have a muffin my mood is irreversible
I wake up in the morning and my mom gives out the warning, I don't think I'll ever make it on time.
DONT make that into sexual innuendo it's just the beginning of saved by the bell.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I think Im catching some bad karma for stuff I shouldnt have done. Hurts my pocket and body and not much else. I gotta get off these pills for good too. I need box in a big way, this girl who I was getting them from for free has a boyfriend now who hates me because I fucked her while they were together and shes probably gotten drunk and yelled at him about how my dix biggar. I messaged her a month ago and told her to tell him hes a "little faggot" and she left me on read so I need to figure out a way to finagle some box from her. Im gonna get a haircut and decide whether or not I wanna pick up my ol side ho who basically said she misses me last night. Everything about existence hurts. Jail is so much easier
You should answer my poll. You did. You fly by the seat of your pants.
You have fun even though you have responsibilities and I like that. It's your life and you're not only able to live it, you're also able to easily raise a kid and have fun doing so. I personally will never have a kid but if I did I know I would have fun doing so. I'm just sure I'm gonna have a big icicle fall on my head and kill me every winter so I just don't want to impose that on it (the kid I would have).
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Is everyone retarded? C'mon I'm retarded too but I know how to watch movies for free. C'mon BOOMERS.
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2022-07-01 at 9:19 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by Incognito2u
Yeah I get some but don't get crazy besides I've got neighbors that put on good shows
This is the way. Just find the retards that drop 5k on fireworks and find out where they do them.
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Originally posted by cigreting
whos the ape in your avi
Thats a weird daily routine.
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How do your live your life? Are most days similar overall (wake, work, eat, sleep, gaps filled in with similar things)?
Do you plan ahead short-term? Long-term? Make daily goals?
Do you FLY BY THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS or do you mostly know what to expect?
Do you get to live laugh love on your own terms or do you have to wait for it to be someone else's terms?
When someone says "bro you should skip work tomorrow and come do acid with me out at so-and-so park, do you consider it, do you immediately say no lol that's crazy I'm a responsible adult and I have to work maybe try asking me ahead of time instead of 2 hours beforehand?
Do you prefer your cozy nooks of familiarity and comfort or do you like to find random adventures and go weird places you've not been to before?
Do you think you could handle a life of reckless living or do you prefer the contentment of knowing what to expect?
When your niece Gretchen dies in a horrible car accident at the age of 17 with the whole world ahead of her and so much potential, do you stop to think damn maybe life really is short and I should stop planning for a bunch of future shit and just go HAM and yolo it?
Is it always the best idea to stay by the book and take care of the essentials dotting your i's and crossing your t's?
If you could live to 100 with a standard life or live to 50 with a CRAY CRAY life what would you choose and why?
What's the most important thing to you that now that you would also still say is THE MOST IMPORTANT thing to you if you could answer that a few minutes before you die?
Etc.
Thanks
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Wearing a hat and eating a cheese sandwich at Denny's.
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