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  1. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster My drunk neighbor is painting his fucking garage at 8 am and I had to get out of bed and go move my car so his dumbass doesn't get shit on there and I thought I was gonna get in a fistfight in my driveway while half asleep

    I mean. It wasn't 6am.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny Following candy never get old.

    Ya ...

    :)

    Ot

    Making plans for the fair this weekend 🥰
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Mmm cotton candyyy💗
  4. enjoy picking it ?
  5. CandyRein Black Hole



    Yah!💗

    ;)
  6. another product of white mens selective breeding,
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    It’s gonna be amazing 🥰

  8. CandyRein Black Hole


    💗
  9. CandyRein Black Hole


    Member the Fair guyz?


    Ya, I member …❤️
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    That’s crazzyyy...*tokez*

    Mya been Bad since I was I was a kid and she still Bad.. man .. that black ...just ..won’t.. crack

    That’s why Vinny jelli of the blacks..

    That nigga Vinny aging like milk...😆


    Ot


  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes I remember THE FAIR. we have one ever summer. It's a joke compared to when I was a kid but also it's designed for kids so that probably makes sense why it isn't fun anymore. It's just a bunch of middle-schoolers holding hands and parents with obnoxious small children.

    Maybe if it has some badass rollercoasters or whatever but they don't. I can go to ValleyFair near Minneapolis for that.

    Then of course there's the "food court" area which smells awesome but is retardedly expensive for a little sack of cheese curds or mile-long corn dogs and all that. Mini donuts are good but they're not that good.

    Our fair here has a grandstand which normally has races but its used for shitty concerts during the fair and that is basically the only reason to go, and even then it's rare. I think I've went twice in the last ten years, once when Bush played and once when Sevendust played.

    Showed up just early enough to walk through the chicken and hen barn which they have awards for every year and then a little petting zoo with llamas and lambs and stuff.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Member when this video first came out and I loved it so much I was wearing those weird gold hair accessories...



    Ya! I member ❤️
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Thanked post because of llamas
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Thanked post because of llamas

    Yeah they even do tiny little spits at you if you agitate them. It's quite wholesome, but

    C'mon now you thanked it for it's truth from start to finish.

    Nah maybe your fair there is way different. Shitty games, weird carnies, rides for kids, expensive everything, greasy food, lots of kids, and a ferris wheel?

    What does yours have that ours doesn't other than your glorious presence there, lol. Maybe I'll book a flight and fly there RIGHT MEOW. Does yours have some badass like medieval torture museum or maybe they just give you a bunch of free money while you get your face painted?
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Who thinks I should go get a bacon cheeseburger to cheer myself up with
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Who thinks I should go get a bacon cheeseburger to cheer myself up with

    It depends on where you would be getting it from
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ It depends on where you would be getting it from

    Wendy's
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Dude it's like July and they haven't put out their yearly summer jalapeno burger variation yet, had that same bacon jam one for like eternity now
  19. Originally posted by Rape Monster Who thinks I should go get a bacon cheeseburger to cheer myself up with

    You should only be allowed to buy a shit sandwich.
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