Here is a picture of your boyfriend when he was completely naked at the age of 14 months, getting his belly and little peanut scrubbed by his papa before bedtime
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Stop ruining my life Joe Biden. My life was without blemish prior to you becoming FAKE president. And now? Ruined. I can't even stop foot outside anymore basically everything is made out of shit and a candy bar costs me 11 dollars. It costs me more money to go to work than I make at work.
How am I supposed to live like this? I just RAGE FISTED my bedroom mirror because that's how I feel right now. Broken and shattered. You have Ruined ME. YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING!!!
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Can't you guys just draw lots or pull short straws or roll dice? Seems a lot easier.
How is that easier than throwing a dart at a GIANT dartboard? Don't you remember the carnival game where you just had to pop one of the dozens of balloons on the GIANT wall. Easiest game in the house.
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