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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You can expect to no longer be able to grind, tear, crush, or chew your food nearly as effectively as you were beforehand.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Swap meets are cool like flea markets it's where you can buy really awesome leather wallets made by native Americans in Arizona while you get persuaded to join a religious cult
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There's a ghost living next door to me that thinks I don't know notice it



    lol RETARD
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Now that's a wholesome idea and I would definitely sign up.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One fun thing about working in a kitchen is you can get really pissed off and nobody can do anything about it. Lol.

    Tonight was one of those nights. I made the waitresses DEAD SILENT when they came into the kitchen because they were afraid to say anything haha. Understandably so. Stacking tickets fucking me over spilling shit all over MYYYYT floor yeah I'm gonna fucking yell at you. Fuck off!!

    Fortunately they know me enough to know THAT'S THE BIT. hamdle dat FAM. they tipped me out more than usual even though I was a dick.

    Moral of story

    Be mean and assertive and make waitresses so scared that they give you money and don't talk to you just in case you might beat them up otherwise lol
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you go halfsies on it it's only 250 dollars it's like youre MAKING MONEY practically. She's super smart indeed.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want to hear miks side of the story these one-sided stories are getting old folks
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    granspa cummm
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hissssssssssssssssssss I'm a snake hissssssss
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There are only like 3 people in this website that it's worth actually giving advice to because they genuinely care and will consider your advice and not just continue to make the same retarded threads. With all due respect, phone plants is not one of those people. Can you think of any other users that aren't one of those people? Hmmmm?? LOL
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra bikers

    Sons of Plantessi
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm just asking! I'm new to all this, so I'm asking questions, doing research, et cetera. It's wise to know what I'm getting into, is it not? Thanks for the encouragement anyway!

    No it isn't. All these questions are gonna make your trip weird and uncomfortable. It's gonna be a bad trip now whatever you do since you asked so many questions that's all you're gonna think about the entire time you're tripping. Am I in the right space? Is this the right music? Should I be higher yet? Why has my bathroom wall turned into fractals and how long will it take me to count them all??? Maybe forwver???? What is even life I should die!!!
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She the hottest broad to ever grace this filthy planet and I wish I was inside of her. Like not now I don't mean inside of her rotted corpse I mean inside of the old her when she was young and alive.

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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I thought that song was for Princess Diana

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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The truth is as gorgeous as her puffy nipples may have been, it was her CHARACTER that stood out to me, what I'm so fondly attracted to. Her character. Her essence. The work that she did overseas for the thing with the things. The way she could just light up a room. The way how if you wanted to turn to someone, the person you'd most want to have in your eye-line would be her. The way she could just take over a room with her hypnotic eyes and her big thick plumpy juicy delicious vagina.

    Nah but she was a good lady.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nobody. We went through the era of riding the bus. It's over now. Nobody will be killing themselves intentionally from here on out.

    Ok you said catch the bus then your poll says die next. Are you talking suicide or just die ? Nevermind I'm probably dumb.

    If I had to guess who would DIE next between totse and scron I think idk they might die at the exact time for polar opposite reasons.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So when's the last time you smoked weed? 5 years ago?
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish I was in a relationship with a schizophrenic bipolar assbergers person. I was just thinking about how fun that would be. Never a dull day and if there is a dull I can be certain there will be a bunch of really dramatic days to follow.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I heard Hillary has a shed full of foreskins and buttholes.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Good. Groomers rhymes with rumors and we all know how THAT goes.
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