2022-08-10 at 2:29 AM UTC
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2022-08-10 at 2:53 AM UTC
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It actually stands for HUSH
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2022-08-10 at 3:08 AM UTC
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Yeah wow thank you holy spirit for being with us tonight
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2022-08-10 at 3:08 AM UTC
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I know you're usually busy.
Not tonight though
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2022-08-10 at 3:09 AM UTC
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Thank you, Holy Spirit, for taking time out of your day to come say hello to us.
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Originally posted by cigreting
so now u and the seks offendr call me that i guess
Stop thinking about me. You can't.
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God's plan. It was his time. The Lord God our Heavenly Father above needed him in The Big Upstairs for something important I'm sure. Just thank God for this and trust in He. Im sure it wasnt a horrifying experience or anything like that. God is god, and may Thy will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven.
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Damn I was hoping it was a pool designated for people who are ill in the literal sense. Like a safe space for sick people where they can all swap germs together in a collective body of water and rejoice in the communion of it all
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When I meet really cool people I avoid them
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I wonder if lawn Jerry is friends with garden Jerry. Thàts what I wonder.
I need to get ON some pillZ. I don't know which ones but something. I've become stagnant and it's just getting too repetitive and mundane.
Flying penis butt
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now here's Tom with the weather
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Note to self:
Have a kid
Have them open a lemonade stand ASAP
Put a fake hundo in their money box and claim it was done creepy old man
Call the news and the police
$$$$$rofit
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2022-08-08 at 2:05 AM UTC
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A nightmare for a turtle would be it could be able to fly and it's super duper happy yayyy I can fly now
And it swims to the surface of the water and propels into the air yayyy I'm a turtle yayyy I'm flying
but then it loses its ability to fly and it drops down and falls to it's shell-side landing extremely painfully upside down cracking its shell and breaking it's neck
So it's just there sitting there paralyzed staring up at the sky and the only thing nearby are insects many many insects who catch wind of the broken turtle and all start surrounding it preparing for a lavish feast with all of their friends and family and the turtle is sad knows it's gonna die a slow painful death
But then oh woah miraculously it can seddenly fly again and it gets a huge surge of adrenaline and relief overwhelmed with the joy of knowing he's gonna narrowly escape a horrifying death and right as the first line of bugs are starting to crawl into it it summons it's flying power but then it remembers it's paralyzed and the only reason it thought it could fly was because of the traumatic brain injury it suffered when it fell from the sky the first time, also causing it to think it had been flying by itself, it's memory having been erased of the fact that it had just been picked up by an eagle who lost it's grip mid-flight which sent the little turtle plummeting to it's painful motionless state
And then all the bugs eat him over the course of the next few days maybe even weeks and they savor every bite and really take their time
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Pretty much yeah…also it's associated with dumb folk
Ha.
It's an interesting insult. Like I can distinctly remember when I used to play basketball frequently at the public courts and there were girls watching, no matter how out of breath I was when I passed by them I would make it a point to keep my mouth closed like I was showing off how in shape I was that I didn't need to 'mouth breath.'
That particular technique earned me 0.5 blowjobs which I say was worth it.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
my dad died on 9/11, i'll never forget his last words to me when he called from the airplane
"allahu akbar"
is this the modern my grandpa survived the Holocaust (he was a guard in the watch towers.) ?
I wonder what the 2022 version would be IN THESE TRYING TIMES IN THIS DAY AND AGE
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Hey babe when you see this post you should text me so I can text you back to remind you to check NiS and find this post reminding you to remind me to remind you to wish fralaLauren a happy Bee Day.
- an egg Man from the Future
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2022-08-06 at 10:23 PM UTC
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Just had a $70 pizza 🍕
Originally posted by AngryOnion
Why do you waste money on stupid shit?
You need to save money any way you can then spend with restraint.
Hashtag yolo, ANGRY ONION.
some of our money just likes to burn a hole in our proverbial pockets nawmeen? short hair don't care live like there's no tomorrow no ragrets life is too $hort playa
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2022-02-10 at 6:22 PM UTC
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Ahhhh, yes. Bikes.
Bikes bikes bikes.
You got your high riders and your low boys. Your 3 wheelers and your silly-tops.
Tandems and solos, unicycles, octocycles, pedal-pushers and engine-goers.
Red green blue and yellow. Huffy, Trek, Schwinn, Bushyfoot and Plikypoo. Dangly rainbow colored strips of ribbon dangling from the end of your handlebars with hot pink beads rattling in your spokes, the hot air flowing across your face as you ride across down to the shit pond as it's your only means to bathe yourself.
Ah, yes, bikes.
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2022-08-05 at 2:09 PM UTC
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Anyone here live in Orlando?
No but I've been there when I was 8 or so basically yes I live there. Oh wait nevermind I'm thinking of Kissimmee but I think we did go to Orlando for an afternoon as I vaguely remember going to Sea World to serve a youthful porpoise.
I also remember I was too scared to go on The ToWeR oF tErRoR at MGM studios which I definitely regret on a near daily basis but that has nothing to do with anything I'm just reminiscing now.
There was this place called Old Town by our hotel with an old timey atmosphere and little shops and amusement rides. And a seafood restaurant with manatees painted on the bathroom stalls. <3
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Just got home. Did a podcast live stream on the ww internet twitch stream. Talked about
Bodies
Candles
Garbage
Lambs
Famous dates in April
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