Yeah for me BI was the foundation of everything. It's why I joined the community as well. It's the only reason I ever heard of it to begin with. That being said, I haven't deeply considered any "bad ideas" as it relates to money, for quite a while. Hell I'm still of my meat raffle scam yet I never actually did it myself. I guess I'm lazy or something because I've had like 8 years to try.
I'll think of some ideas though.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Since when does a category not make sense?
If 'Things losers say to winners' was a category, one of the clues wouldn't be "you are all normies." The clue might be "this phrase was cringely popularized by 4chan and now used by incel retards to try and justify their actions" at which point buzzing in and saying "what is.. you are all normies?" is what would make sense.
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2022-07-29 at 7:17 PM UTC
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Mik left me
“I feel really unsupported by the community of people who live inside my head, so I’m always in my feelings. I’m fascinated by my feelings. I know they’re fucking trash, but I guess they’re also the closest thing I have to a real father. My therapist says that if I keep drinking manatee piss, I won’t make it past 25. Common sense, I guess. But am I listening? [The silence was broken by the sound of a gong.]”
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Real name Shamby but friends call him Joe
He's one of these inmates but which one? Who knows?
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Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you simultaneously take 250 mg of Klonopin and Excedrin PMS, which by the way is the greatest fucking pill in the universe, and then stand buck naked in the middle of Broadway at 8 pm, disregarding the fact that you are stark naked and blind, directing traffic while flapping your cheeks to the rhythm of the Hudson River while struggling to reach a flamethrower. Imagine that your doctorate is in the field of Anime Affairs. Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you simultaneously take 250 mg of Adderall and then jump buck naked into the middle of the Hudson River. Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you also take 240 mg of Ambien while you simultaneously do the backstroke with the body of Jared Leto. Now imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you also take 250 mg of Lunesta while you simultaneously do the backstroke with the body of Jake Gyllenhaal. Now imagine that you are the smartest person of all time, and you also simultaneously create a series of algorithms to counteract the effects of the Adderall. But you’re not so smart, either. So you try to fall back on your Anime Affairs degree. But the cat begins to feel symmetrical. So you look in the mirror and realize you’re a fucking pretzel. That’s what it’s like to simultaneously be on Klonopin, Excedrin PMS, Adderall, Ambien, and Lunesta. Side effects may include schematrons
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Buy a new car just in case
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Originally posted by POLECAT
u forgot nullification of the 2020 election
That's more than two words and no I didn't, Germany Box covers that.
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Just stop being weird and do your stupid acid. It's gonna be fine.
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2022-07-31 at 6:13 AM UTC
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Too true I mean I have this dumb 9 inch erect penis and most get girls I've been with are like wow that's actually too big, Wren.
Then I say haha it was a fake one and i pull out my REAL penis which is 11 inches and they're like haha much better.
I proceed to quickly force my tip into them of which is 5 inches (yes the tip of my dick is almost as long as your entire erect dick) and then they stay STOP!
That's about it. Lots of measurements . Fun. Laughs.
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2022-07-31 at 8:28 AM UTC
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What's your favorite caliber?
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2022-07-31 at 6:19 AM UTC
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So Mik reached out to me
That's the one mememenenenene used all the time to hook up with his heroin ladies
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Yes someone who isn't me would also like to thank a friendly ghost
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2022-07-29 at 9:25 PM UTC
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Cr where I read it
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
thank god for automatic doors, you'd probably have done a Mall shooting by now otherwise.
Automatic doors can suck my ASS. I carry a crowbar on my person at all times so when I encounter an automatic door and I can violently dislodge it from it's frame and rip up all the wires and cables and shit. Then I will just stand there holding the door all day screaming YOURE WELCOME to every person that walks through no matter what
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Originally posted by POLECAT
he sucks at taking advise so I doubt this thread will get him to off hisself.
besides as long as he has all of you to read his shit show, he has purpose . and the will to continue…
his ex still calls me to cry about him
This seems pretty self-explanatory when a person searches their own name and bumps multiple years old threads about them.
Sometimes the greatest form of caring is going out of your way to pretend you don't.
-Aristotle and Plato and Socrates
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2022-07-29 at 8:37 PM UTC
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I actually love holding the door for people so when they hold it for me it pisses me off to the MAX.
I got this absolutely seething rage within me and I have to do everything in my power to contain it and act like I'm the one who's grateful for THEM when all along it should've been then being grateful for ME.
Sometimes I can't contain my anger and I'll run behind the person holding the door and donkey kick them through the glass and tell them they're welcome for ME holding the door.
Also if I'm ever holding the door for a stranger and they don't acknowledge me in any little way whatsoever, all it takes is a nod or even eye contact and a tiny smile, but if they don't do that and act ENTITLED to it, I'll walk behind them and step on their heel really hard OH WHOOOOOPSY DAISY sorry bout that. I keep little blades on the front of my shoes too so it cuts up their Achilles tendon
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Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
I'm looking for:
Jail shirt
Jail Pants
Jail boxers
EDIT: jail shower shoes
Maybe a jail undershirt depending on price
No trustee or prison uniforms please
I have cash or other jail goods for trade (jail bowl, jail pens, jail toothbrushes)
But I'm looking for these clothes to do jail roleplay at home 2-3 times a week
Let me know thank you
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You can expect to no longer be able to grind, tear, crush, or chew your food nearly as effectively as you were beforehand.
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Swap meets are cool like flea markets it's where you can buy really awesome leather wallets made by native Americans in Arizona while you get persuaded to join a religious cult
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There's a ghost living next door to me that thinks I don't know notice it
lol RETARD
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Now that's a wholesome idea and I would definitely sign up.
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