Why some mountain climbers aren't courteous enough to use a poop tube or other sanitary feces disposal unit and instead will just shit as they're climbing the face of a wall potentially dropping poos onto climbers below. Sometimes they stick the poop into crevices too. Shame on them!
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2022-08-11 at 3:42 PM UTC
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I’m scared
Anyway so yeah botox. Hmmm. What else, what else? Hmmm
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2022-08-10 at 12:57 PM UTC
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Just had a $70 pizza 🍕
ive never seen an ant being born or have sex and in fact if I can find my lighter, I'm gonna spend the entire day getting high and learning everything possible that there is to know about ants
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2022-08-13 at 1:54 AM UTC
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SPAM
Pretty much if your name is Pam its basically Spam whenever someone else introduces you when they say "oh that's Pam, or hi, welcome. This is Pam." they're basically saying "that's Spam, or hi, welcome. This is Spam."
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Flying puppies that continually drop infinity money out from their wagging tails and fly by you and lick your elbow or face with your permission of course and are always happy to give you a puppy paw back massage and they never stop flying around being nice all shapes and sizes of them imaginable forever and ever
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I think I got blackout drunk one time and sent these lyrics to my mom at like 3 in the morning
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smoking ketamine in a bathroom stall with some strangers downtown
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Nigga is up there being loud as fuck trying to kill us.
IDK where to start…
Lol just smoke him out and put a bunch of tacks and Legos underneath the attic door so when he comes out all frantically he doesn't have time to notice them and hurts is feet real bad while you await nearby then laugh at him and tie him up so you can burn him alive in your oven or fireplace. Figure it out!
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So you're an actual clinically defined retard, but you don't have the obligatory down syndrome type face that makes it initially apparent to others.
You learn how to surf the world wide web and spend your days being retarded on there.
You, being a retard, think it would be a good idea to donate your sperm.
You manage to utilize social media to privately donate your sperm to dozens of lesbian couples who later realize that all their kids are retarded.
Who is the real retard in this scenario?
If you sue or press charges against the initial retard, it makes you look like a retard for unknowingly accepting a retard's sperm in the first place, then to top it off you're also admitting that not only are you a retard, but your child is a retard, and you're so retarded that you think you deserve special money because you retardedly accepted retard sperm to make a retard baby.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Even if they do, bradley b is way more of a man than you will ever be. You're probably a pariah to gay scene while bradley b works out and isn't a fat head, you're jelly of real men, you pussy.
when and if shit hits the fan you'll totally bend over a table willing to save your family but the pigs will be grossed out by your willingness and will probably be like "uh.. no.. we're just gonna arrest you and your family"
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2022-01-24 at 12:04 AM UTC
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Snail to meet you
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2022-08-12 at 4:20 AM UTC
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Ik it's awful
I bet one of the guests are just pretending to be hypnotized to see what you do. But which one??? Is it the man with the oversized yellow hat????
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2022-08-12 at 4:23 AM UTC
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Ik it's awful
Originally posted by aldra
also if you're presumably planning on cutting someone's fingers off pointing the knife at their fingers is really, real;ly goofy
Probably why the guests were laughing hysterically
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Originally posted by Obbe
Satellite imagery shows Antarctic ice shelf crumbling faster than thought
As the sea level rises it will ultimately only bring us closer together. ❤️
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
….you wear skinny jeans?
Nah skinny jeans is the street name of some ruthless thug up there that lurks around town in really tight pants, murdering people who he suspects of having reduced blood flow due to opiate use.
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2022-08-11 at 3:40 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Can you got botox injections in your willy to make it bigger?
Asking for a friend.
It looks like there were a bunch of articles around 5 years ago about it possibly being the next BIG THING in the penis enhancement industry. Especially increasing girth that's the easy part. They can make you thicker than a full grown circus elephant named Panjo's legs.
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2022-08-11 at 7:09 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
My only complaint:
not gay enough
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2022-08-11 at 5:11 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
I throw back my hair and look up to the skies, flipping off the sun and laughing to myself. I confidently strut forward, a powerful and vibrant young Hispanic woman ready to make her mark on this world. Hear me roar, Earth. Fuck the sun and fuck YOU. I WIN THE DAY. Hrmph!
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Yuck I'm cringing myself inside out thinking of saying that shit. Lol @ holding hands with alcoholic weirdos reciting little chants and pretending we're in recovery and everything is rainbows and butterflies MY WORST DAY SOBER IS STILL BETTER THAN MY BEST DAY DRUNK. lol NO it isn't fucking LIAR
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