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2022-08-14 at 10:38 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Flying puppies that continually drop infinity money out from their wagging tails and fly by you and lick your elbow or face with your permission of course and are always happy to give you a puppy paw back massage and they never stop flying around being nice all shapes and sizes of them imaginable forever and everThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-14 at 12:05 AM UTC in when i die fuck it i wanna go to hell, cuz im a piece of shit it aint hard to fuckin tellI think I got blackout drunk one time and sent these lyrics to my mom at like 3 in the morningThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-13 at 8:02 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentsmoking ketamine in a bathroom stall with some strangers downtownThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-13 at 10:53 AM UTC in Vet Large Mammal Stuck in the Attic HELP!
Originally posted by Fonaplats Nigga is up there being loud as fuck trying to kill us.
IDK where to start…
Lol just smoke him out and put a bunch of tacks and Legos underneath the attic door so when he comes out all frantically he doesn't have time to notice them and hurts is feet real bad while you await nearby then laugh at him and tie him up so you can burn him alive in your oven or fireplace. Figure it out!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-06-01 at 6:22 PM UTC in Scenario: You're a literal retardSo you're an actual clinically defined retard, but you don't have the obligatory down syndrome type face that makes it initially apparent to others.
You learn how to surf the world wide web and spend your days being retarded on there.
You, being a retard, think it would be a good idea to donate your sperm.
You manage to utilize social media to privately donate your sperm to dozens of lesbian couples who later realize that all their kids are retarded.
Who is the real retard in this scenario?
If you sue or press charges against the initial retard, it makes you look like a retard for unknowingly accepting a retard's sperm in the first place, then to top it off you're also admitting that not only are you a retard, but your child is a retard, and you're so retarded that you think you deserve special money because you retardedly accepted retard sperm to make a retard baby.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-12 at 4:07 PM UTC in Pastas have no nutritional value without the paste.filibusterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-12 at 2:31 PM UTC in Hello Everyone, I am asking for your help in directly improving our community. (Serious Thread)
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Even if they do, bradley b is way more of a man than you will ever be. You're probably a pariah to gay scene while bradley b works out and isn't a fat head, you're jelly of real men, you pussy.
when and if shit hits the fan you'll totally bend over a table willing to save your family but the pigs will be grossed out by your willingness and will probably be like "uh.. no.. we're just gonna arrest you and your family"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-24 at 12:04 AM UTC in Snail to meet youEpic snailThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-12 at 4:20 AM UTC in Ik it's awfulI bet one of the guests are just pretending to be hypnotized to see what you do. But which one??? Is it the man with the oversized yellow hat????The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-12 at 4:23 AM UTC in Ik it's awfulThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-12 at 4:14 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
Originally posted by Obbe Satellite imagery shows Antarctic ice shelf crumbling faster than thought
As the sea level rises it will ultimately only bring us closer together. ❤️The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-11 at 3:32 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-11 at 3:40 PM UTC in I’m scared
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can you got botox injections in your willy to make it bigger?
Asking for a friend.
It looks like there were a bunch of articles around 5 years ago about it possibly being the next BIG THING in the penis enhancement industry. Especially increasing girth that's the easy part. They can make you thicker than a full grown circus elephant named Panjo's legs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-11 at 7:09 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬My only complaint:
not gay enoughThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-11 at 5:11 AM UTC in This Sunay's ConfessionI throw back my hair and look up to the skies, flipping off the sun and laughing to myself. I confidently strut forward, a powerful and vibrant young Hispanic woman ready to make her mark on this world. Hear me roar, Earth. Fuck the sun and fuck YOU. I WIN THE DAY. Hrmph!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-11 at 3:37 AM UTC in How many AA meetings have you been to voluntarily or otherwise?Yuck I'm cringing myself inside out thinking of saying that shit. Lol @ holding hands with alcoholic weirdos reciting little chants and pretending we're in recovery and everything is rainbows and butterflies MY WORST DAY SOBER IS STILL BETTER THAN MY BEST DAY DRUNK. lol NO it isn't fucking LIARThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-10 at 2:05 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers I am so glad to hear it. I knew you were a reasonable dude.
Thank you.
The truth, really, is that I have no choice but to be reasonable as I have no other options right now.
I have been a nurse for 34 years and never had to fight for my rights or safety.
I started working in the ER when my daughter had the first of three surgeries. Then my daughter’s brother died when he was 16 and she was 15. After that, she lost a friend to gun violence. It is only when I have experienced the pain that I am trying to help others understand that we should all fight for our rights and our safety.
I started working in the ER because I wanted to help people. I started because I was frustrated that I was able to move up the hospital hierarchy, but I was not recognized as an RN. I felt that I was not as valuable as I should have been. In my 30s, I had some health problems and my job had to be changed. As a result of being a victim of health problems, I am now a victim of health discrimination.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-11 at 5:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentDamn Day and Bus be goin hard in the fucking paint dang dang dang that 5 hour late night happy hour tho. Lmao I want that around here stupid FUCKS we have boring normal happy hours at normal happy hour times. 9-2 is like opposite happy hour. I liek my 🍗 s extra krispi 2.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-10 at 9:10 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬It's interesting when you think about where you were born and what you are. Total crapshoot. We're all pretty lucky. Thank you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-11 at 4:59 AM UTC in How close would you say your manner of posting is to your everyday parlance?Do you wake up and say WELP. I BETTER GET UP AT 'EM? and then you go feed the hogs and put oats in the horse's troughs and you wrangle up the cattle and you put on new horse shoes and you go down to the crick and catch a fish for dinner just WHOLESOME AS FUCK just a man being a man?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
