2022-08-18 at 9:36 PM UTC
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2022 world cup
I hope they give out free vuvuzelas to each and every attendee this year. I just love the sound of them all blowing all game long it's just so calming and pleasing to the ears.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Anyone who has been to jail or prison as an inmate should be automatically disqualified.
For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God
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2022-08-18 at 6:13 PM UTC
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Death Predictions
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mom come downstairs quick!! Dad turned into a plant!!!
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Originally posted by Bradley
Ah I'd call it a dinner break. No need to be rude.
No you wouldn't lol.
Hey guys I'm going on my dinner break I'll be back shortly.
Say that out loud without saying gay. You can't.
Nobody can.
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I feel like whatever a Larbage is
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Hmmmm yeah I guess that makes sense. Like I was some weirdo piss drinker who charged 55 cents to let drunk dudes piss in my mouth right in front of the open urinals as you walk into the bathroom and that was someones way of tipping me in an equally as degrading way as what I was already doing to myself by drinking strangers' beer pisses in a public bathroom.
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One time I was 17 I got so high you should've been there
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Showering often enough is subjective. I hate taking showers. I do them, but I hate them. It's not even close to one of the best feelings there is, for me.
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2022-08-17 at 10:25 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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Oh yeah I know boom box br4d he was always outside the back door of The Empire asking me to go buy him a fifth of fireball. Lmao. I love when native Americans ask me to go buy them fireball... Are you a teenage girl? Then they wanna fight.
Well maybe don't ask strangers to buy you a fag drink. Also for what it's worth native Americans SUCK at fighting and anyone who has ever fought one knows this. I mean in general like we defeated them but also 1v1 they cannot fight. They're the cockiest fucks you'll ever meet but get em alone and they are cowards of the highest order and don't even know how to close a fist
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I havent done Bundy since I joined zoklet. Been close to a decade now. RIP sploo sorry I don't want to still carry on your legacy but also ha you're dead and somehow I'm not. 2funny2me. I should die
But alas! Im not going to. Sorry folks. EDM party at the aquarium tonight. Yolo
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Originally posted by Sudo
Candy let's it slip sometimes tho. She's like Chrissy Tegan, I remember her singing a boyband song on that LL cool J show all wholesomely come to find out she's cyberbullying teens to kill themselves and whacked on drugs all the time
Yep!!!!
Real eyes realize real lies mann!!!!
Skull and bones.
Skull AndBones
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Originally posted by Bradley
Its candy isn't it
Yeah for sure. It would be EXTREMELY surprising to learn that the most wholesome user here was also a good person in real life. I would assume they're actually to-the-BONE horrible people. I actually assume Candy has been physically, psychologically, and sexually torturing her patients for well over a decade and has done some of the most morbid and sinister acts behind closed doors that this world has ever even glimpsed. I know an act when I see one.
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Why some mountain climbers aren't courteous enough to use a poop tube or other sanitary feces disposal unit and instead will just shit as they're climbing the face of a wall potentially dropping poos onto climbers below. Sometimes they stick the poop into crevices too. Shame on them!
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2022-08-11 at 3:42 PM UTC
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I’m scared
Anyway so yeah botox. Hmmm. What else, what else? Hmmm
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2022-08-10 at 12:57 PM UTC
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Just had a $70 pizza 🍕
ive never seen an ant being born or have sex and in fact if I can find my lighter, I'm gonna spend the entire day getting high and learning everything possible that there is to know about ants
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2022-08-13 at 1:54 AM UTC
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SPAM
Pretty much if your name is Pam its basically Spam whenever someone else introduces you when they say "oh that's Pam, or hi, welcome. This is Pam." they're basically saying "that's Spam, or hi, welcome. This is Spam."
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