They should make little 'toilet curtains' that are accessible in public bathrooms, next to the toilet paper. A little drape that you can put over the front lip of the toilet bowl in order to prevent this problem, and you don't have to worry about keeping your MASSIVE COCK tucked in. In fact, I will be inventing these. This is my calling.
Also, actor is right. You shouldn't be sitting. You should be perched on the toilet seat crouching in the Drago position.
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2016-12-07 at 10:07 PM UTC
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I masturbated.
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
wHat a disapointing meal
YOU'RE A DISAPPOINTING MEAL!!
*HURLS PLATE OF CHICKEN WINGS AT YOUR FACE*
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And yes I noticed you changed my smile to an unpleasant frown. Dad's ol' dinner time special massage. I blocked it from my memory.
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LEAVE MY GODDAMN FAMILY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHIMPY WHIMPERS!!!
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Yes. I took the liberty of drawing a diagram of our seating arrangement.
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2016-12-07 at 4:58 AM UTC
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*Drinks 6 ounces of water*
Around these parts it's referred to as a raging CLUE
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Originally posted by zok jr.
Man why did my thread turn in to a political shitfest I'm just trying to have fun.
That's our thing. We sit in the shadows reading normal productive threads waiting for someone to slip up so we can pounce like a rabid wolf on a bunny and internet fist fuck them into submission.
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Originally posted by SpatianHaigency
Of course mt. Shocking display liverpools defense had. Let it slip.
Who blows a 3-1 lead like that? Oh that's right the Cleveland Indians and the GS Warriors
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Originally posted by Sophie
Yeah the left in America has gone full retard over Trump. It's quite funny.
I wouldn't say it's just the left. Everyone seems pretty retarded right now. I'm still wondering how we're not all locked in FEMA camps with every citizen disarmed and stripped of all rights, as Obama was supposed to do during his 8 years. CRAZY!
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2016-12-05 at 3:13 AM UTC
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The jizz stain challenge
Originally posted by aldra
why though
To raise awareness for fibromyalgia.
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2016-12-05 at 4:31 AM UTC
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
u2 m8
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Some of them do, particularly the trough style urinals you find at certain venues.
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2016-12-02 at 8:49 PM UTC
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Body buildy / health thread
Originally posted by Open Your Mind
I am an electrician.
Do you guys make shockingly hilarious electricity puns all day at work?
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
uh oh the butt hurt intensifies! hows your fake real mans job as an "executive dishwasher" going, because you're to depressed to do anything else and its all you can handle? This is why I said actro shouldn't be like you, because you're an extremely, depressed negative person. And he doesn't need that kind of advice.
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First off it was never anyone's advice to be like me. You just had to bring me up like you always do. Its funny of all people on here to make fun of me for having a restaurant job its a guy who only works restaurant jobs himself. To make fun of me for being depressed, well thats just outright pathetic. Lastly, despite my depression, I'm always joking around and trying to lighten the mood. I guess to your retarded mind that quantifies as 'being negative.' You make fun of my dead father like thats in any way creative, insulting, or edgy, and then tell ME to be positive. The depths of your stupidity somehow continue to reach new lows. Its no wonder youre too fucking dumb to realize you're the laughingstock of this community.
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2016-12-02 at 8:02 PM UTC
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Tips for living in your car
mq's tips for living in your car:
1. Spend as little time in your car as possible
2. Learn the skill of daily shoplifting
3. Know the strongest WiFi parking lots
4. Spend time at hospitals. Cafeteria is easy to take foods from and you can go hang out in waiting rooms to watch TV, do internet, etc.
5. Break into cars and unlocked garages at night. Find food stuffs, alcohols, electronics, miscellaneous goodies
6. Wait behind businesses until they close. Mug the last employee to leave out the back door. Have various face masks.
7. Explore businesses, particularly downtown. Many stores have back doors that lead to little areas where you won't be initially noticed. Look for purses, food stuffs, miscellaneous items, etc.
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Self immolation with prayer
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2016-11-26 at 12:19 PM UTC
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Beta pieces of shit.
There's a reason you've never cammed up (came to)in TC or posted a picture of yourself. What's the reason? You're an ugly boring insecure faggot. Prove me wrong. You can't. :D
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Originally posted by Lanny
Man I love winter, wish these cold nights could go on forever.
You. Me. Bearskin rug. Hot cocoa. Crackling fireplace. Yanni. Box of Franzia. Passionate sexual relations. Tears. Laughter. More tears. Regret. Shame. Suicide.
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