Originally posted by Bill Krozby
uh oh the butt hurt intensifies! hows your fake real mans job as an "executive dishwasher" going, because you're to depressed to do anything else and its all you can handle? This is why I said actro shouldn't be like you, because you're an extremely, depressed negative person. And he doesn't need that kind of advice.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-01T00:09:44.751542+00:00
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-01T00:12:17.124295+00:00
First off it was never anyone's advice to be like me. You just had to bring me up like you always do. Its funny of all people on here to make fun of me for having a restaurant job its a guy who only works restaurant jobs himself. To make fun of me for being depressed, well thats just outright pathetic. Lastly, despite my depression, I'm always joking around and trying to lighten the mood. I guess to your retarded mind that quantifies as 'being negative.' You make fun of my dead father like thats in any way creative, insulting, or edgy, and then tell ME to be positive. The depths of your stupidity somehow continue to reach new lows. Its no wonder youre too fucking dumb to realize you're the laughingstock of this community.
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2016-12-02 at 8:02 PM UTC
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Tips for living in your car
mq's tips for living in your car:
1. Spend as little time in your car as possible
2. Learn the skill of daily shoplifting
3. Know the strongest WiFi parking lots
4. Spend time at hospitals. Cafeteria is easy to take foods from and you can go hang out in waiting rooms to watch TV, do internet, etc.
5. Break into cars and unlocked garages at night. Find food stuffs, alcohols, electronics, miscellaneous goodies
6. Wait behind businesses until they close. Mug the last employee to leave out the back door. Have various face masks.
7. Explore businesses, particularly downtown. Many stores have back doors that lead to little areas where you won't be initially noticed. Look for purses, food stuffs, miscellaneous items, etc.
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Self immolation with prayer
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2016-11-26 at 12:19 PM UTC
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Beta pieces of shit.
There's a reason you've never cammed up (came to)in TC or posted a picture of yourself. What's the reason? You're an ugly boring insecure faggot. Prove me wrong. You can't. :D
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Originally posted by Lanny
Man I love winter, wish these cold nights could go on forever.
You. Me. Bearskin rug. Hot cocoa. Crackling fireplace. Yanni. Box of Franzia. Passionate sexual relations. Tears. Laughter. More tears. Regret. Shame. Suicide.
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visit my site
www.fuckmeinthebushes.org to find out more
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My uncles play the squiggly catch game with me in the basement.
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Worth triple not my, forget.
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2016-11-20 at 12:49 AM UTC
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User titles
The elusive Black Hole title is going to require a large step up in shitposting. Sorry in advance everyone.
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Originally posted by Actor
Why's it only hb?
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OK Lanny you can add that captcha whenever you want. Jesus fuck.
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Sometimes I walk around my neighborhood trying to find someone who doesn't sell weed.
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2016-12-01 at 5:11 PM UTC
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happiest
Originally posted by Phoenix
I may have made a serious attempt to kill myself in the last 6 months, but I'd say I'm probably a serious contender for that title. I don't know why, but I'm pretty consistently neutral-to-happy. :D
You're probably right. The happiest people attempt and constantly consider suicide because they realize their happiness isn't appropriate in this sick sick world we live in. -Confucius
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You seem to think replying to you = can't take the heat. I don't think you've ever ignored a post where I mentioned you Bill Krozby, so by that logic you also can dish it but can't take it. Just stop with the kindergarten logic 'no u' 'I know u are but what am i?'
If you genuinely care about me you wouldn't waste your time trying to point out my flaws and bring me down. You can do it all you want, that's fine, you have no effect on my depression or joy. I would just like you to see how hypocritical you are. You are being the ultimate frothy cuck, chicken. If I thought you actually cared I'd probably try to have a civil discussion with you. Panny and I talk on a daily basis and he actually tries to make me laugh and give me feedback, not just 'lighten up chikin.'
I've defended you from day 1 Bill Krozby. I've laughed at your derpadews, your leaf suits, your slampigs. I've supported your Bill Krozby dogs idea and even offered to work for you one day. I've been a pretty chill dude but you've grown to have some weird disdain toward me, when if I'm all these shitty things you say I am you shouldn't be triggered so easily by me, chicken.
Now's the part where you tell me to lighten up and make fun of something completely out of my control.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
might as well start chuggalugin beers and smoking cigs and turn out like a guy like mq.
He's right. What you should do is have a kid and ignore it for the rest of your life, like a man.
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I found the quote which proves me wrong. I just want to humbly admit it.
Originally posted by Actor
*sigh* I'm about to be 30 in 2 years anyways so whats the point.
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One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... what's it look like?" - Mitch Hedberg
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