Tips for living in your car

1. 2016-12-02 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #21
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   u got a ring in ur nasal tho
2. 2016-12-02 at 8:02 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   mq's tips for living in your car:
   
   1. Spend as little time in your car as possible
   2. Learn the skill of daily shoplifting
   3. Know the strongest WiFi parking lots
   4. Spend time at hospitals. Cafeteria is easy to take foods from and you can go hang out in waiting rooms to watch TV, do internet, etc.
   5. Break into cars and unlocked garages at night. Find food stuffs, alcohols, electronics, miscellaneous goodies
   6. Wait behind businesses until they close. Mug the last employee to leave out the back door. Have various face masks.
   7. Explore businesses, particularly downtown. Many stores have back doors that lead to little areas where you won't be initially noticed. Look for purses, food stuffs, miscellaneous items, etc.
   
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3. 2016-12-02 at 10:37 PM UTC

   #23
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   You're a piece of shit, MQ. The world would be better off without you.
4. 2016-12-02 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've always wanted to get into house/garage burglaries
5. 2016-12-02 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
   
6. 2016-12-02 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by reject I've always wanted to get into house/garage burglaries

   
   I haven't done any of that in over 10 years but it's pretty fun when you have a group of buddies willing to go out with you. Aside from the asshole aspect of stealing from innocent people, we had some good times. So many people leave their side garage doors unlocked. Finding an open door is like opening a treasure chest. Like... storage wars. You never know what tricks and treats await you on the other side.
7. 2016-12-04 at 8:29 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I haven't done any of that in over 10 years but it's pretty fun when you have a group of buddies willing to go out with you. Aside from the asshole aspect of stealing from innocent people, we had some good times. So many people leave their side garage doors unlocked. Finding an open door is like opening a treasure chest. Like… storage wars. You never know what tricks and treats await you on the other side.

   
   It would be better if you filmed it.
8. 2016-12-04 at 9:54 AM UTC

   #28
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   tip: go to a cheap gym to get a shower and stay fit
9. 2016-12-04 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #29
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^isn't the ymca free?
10. 2016-12-04 at 2:59 PM UTC

    #30
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Drink antifreeze to keep your body from freezing up.
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11. 2016-12-04 at 3:57 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by antinatalism tip: go to a cheap gym to get a shower and stay fit

    
    Go to a high school and use the locker room showers for free. :D