My uncles play the squiggly catch game with me in the basement.
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Worth triple not my, forget.
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2016-11-20 at 12:49 AM UTC
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User titles
The elusive Black Hole title is going to require a large step up in shitposting. Sorry in advance everyone.
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Originally posted by Actor
Why's it only hb?
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OK Lanny you can add that captcha whenever you want. Jesus fuck.
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Sometimes I walk around my neighborhood trying to find someone who doesn't sell weed.
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2016-12-01 at 5:11 PM UTC
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happiest
Originally posted by Phoenix
I may have made a serious attempt to kill myself in the last 6 months, but I'd say I'm probably a serious contender for that title. I don't know why, but I'm pretty consistently neutral-to-happy. :D
You're probably right. The happiest people attempt and constantly consider suicide because they realize their happiness isn't appropriate in this sick sick world we live in. -Confucius
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You seem to think replying to you = can't take the heat. I don't think you've ever ignored a post where I mentioned you Bill Krozby, so by that logic you also can dish it but can't take it. Just stop with the kindergarten logic 'no u' 'I know u are but what am i?'
If you genuinely care about me you wouldn't waste your time trying to point out my flaws and bring me down. You can do it all you want, that's fine, you have no effect on my depression or joy. I would just like you to see how hypocritical you are. You are being the ultimate frothy cuck, chicken. If I thought you actually cared I'd probably try to have a civil discussion with you. Panny and I talk on a daily basis and he actually tries to make me laugh and give me feedback, not just 'lighten up chikin.'
I've defended you from day 1 Bill Krozby. I've laughed at your derpadews, your leaf suits, your slampigs. I've supported your Bill Krozby dogs idea and even offered to work for you one day. I've been a pretty chill dude but you've grown to have some weird disdain toward me, when if I'm all these shitty things you say I am you shouldn't be triggered so easily by me, chicken.
Now's the part where you tell me to lighten up and make fun of something completely out of my control.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
might as well start chuggalugin beers and smoking cigs and turn out like a guy like mq.
He's right. What you should do is have a kid and ignore it for the rest of your life, like a man.
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I found the quote which proves me wrong. I just want to humbly admit it.
Originally posted by Actor
*sigh* I'm about to be 30 in 2 years anyways so whats the point.
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One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... what's it look like?" - Mitch Hedberg
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2016-11-29 at 4:32 PM UTC
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So
Originally posted by littleasianlady
pay me attention?
We don't have time for your shit right now can't you see?!?!
Originally posted by RisiR
Rocklin, Gabe is we liked to call him was amazing as well.
He once asked KreepyK if she salts her beans because he can still see some salt on the fork…..
"Do you salt your beans?"
FUUUUCKKKKK… are all the memes lost or what?
I went to piss right after reading this and ended up spraying a bit due to a sudden burst of laughter. Poor Cringlin.
Ah fra fra fra fra fra. Do you even salt, bro???
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2016-11-29 at 3:14 PM UTC
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Originally posted by yum
Fuck were totse2 ever a bunch of spineless faggots. Anyone have rocklins PI? I want to ruin him
I thought he died. In fact, I thought every t2 member offed themselves except for aldra disneyland
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2016-11-29 at 12:43 PM UTC
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Sieg Heil!
You can have my countries reject. Iceland and Greenland. They're yours now. Just give me fucking Azerbaijan or some shit.
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I heard they auctioned off his leather jacket for a literal sack of shit.
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2016-11-29 at 9:45 AM UTC
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KP watches over me
OH YEAH?
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2016-11-28 at 5:44 AM UTC
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Today I was sober
Originally posted by RisiR
I take my index finger and press the flush button. Sometimes up to three times because I take huge shits.
Flush BUTTON? At your house? Dang son. I wish you knew how to post pictures so I could see this fancy flush button of years. We still have stupid boring primitive handles here. Lucky duck.
side note: I guess most public bathrooms have upgraded to motion sensor flushing technology, which I find more annoying than just having a button or a handle. I like to stand up to wipe my ass so the flusher always goes off before I've put the first piece of soiled toilet paper into the bowl.
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