2016-12-14 at 1:03 AM UTC
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Fuck Avatars
Papa don't preach and daughter don't sing, your ring is falling off but I forgot to scoff at the limp noodle poodle humping my leg, crib bag freeze tag touch the lava silly fag I wish your dad would give me his e-mail mr shit stain nancy boy
Tarold gathered his belongings and walked out of his house, his parents unaware, sitting inside the living room fingerbanging one another as usual oblivious to their surroundings. Tarold walked down the street and approached Mrs. Cottonworth's home. She was sitting on the porch as usual knitting a baby blanket and humming old war tunes. Tarold kindly sat beside her and took up some light conversation. Her husband was at the market buying asparagus and adult diapers. He smiled politely as she explained how his bowels had been acting up lately, nodding accordingly and chuckling when it was appropriate. When a silence finally fell betwixt the two, he violently pulled down Mrs. Cottonworth's underpants and shoved a hedge trimmer inside her anal cavity, pulling apart the handles and shredding her insides.
The end.
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I used to walk to the 7-11 at whatever odd hour of the night on the brink of being blacked out, buy the nachos and fill up the little container with chili cheese dip and then DEAD SPRINT home because I was so anxious to eat, on numerous occasions trying to run so fast that I got ahead of myself and just did a full on diving wipe out and spill my nacho cheese everywhere. Haha meme-ories
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2016-12-14 at 12:51 AM UTC
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Current topics are all shit
Why don't magnets attract the irony in my bawdy?
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2016-12-14 at 12:50 AM UTC
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Fuck Avatars
fucking ass clown boys strutting the block like they game be on point nawmeen playa don't play that papa smurf shit get at my bruv bruv and get your shit twisted like a milk fuck carton boy
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When people to appeal to god as if it were a god.
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2016-12-13 at 7 PM UTC
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Fucked up a drug test
You think they haven't dealt with people trying to drink shit tons of water to pass a test? That's fucking piss test 101. In any normal scenario it's just dismissed and you have to take it again. On top of that they can send it to the lab and still find your droogz. Use someone else's piss or shut the fuck up you undeniable sack of corn shit!!!
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2016-12-11 at 6:34 AM UTC
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Hey
What's your dad's e-mail address?
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2016-12-11 at 6:24 PM UTC
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Fucked up a drug test
A bummer this question hasn't been asked and answered on the internet at least 184,275 times already. Good luck.
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2016-12-11 at 7:16 AM UTC
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PAIN!
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2016-12-09 at 4:04 AM UTC
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I was born in the 80's...
Originally posted by Malice
Doggie style position. You can see her elbows are a bit sore as well.
Originally posted by Sophie
Not particularly sore i'd say, but to indicate youthfulness in a character, it would seem that in a lot of cases Japanese animators do weird stuff like make the knees a little more red than usual. You'll notice her elbows are a little more red than the rest of her body as well. When a young child plays they tend to stumble and fall a lot, if they are in fact bruises i can only assume it's to indicate playfulness.
Two entirely different takes it would seem. I'll add a third and guess that she's just mentally retarded and bangs her elbows and knees together in delight whenever she finds something amusing.
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2016-12-09 at 2:57 AM UTC
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I was born in the 80's...
Why are her knees all red and sore? :0
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2016-12-09 at 7:34 PM UTC
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My brains fully developed?
Your brain is mush. It was fully developed before you were born, it's been all downhill from there.
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2016-12-09 at 5:03 AM UTC
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revenge
Originally posted by cerakote
If they're a close friend, then nothing. If you try and get even you'll hate yourself for it. The first natural response is making them experience what they made you experience but once you do that, then what? Sure you got fucked over, but now theyre fucked just as bad, youre both hurt and bitter, and you lost a friend.
However, if they're some random dickhead, show no mercy. I cant wait for the day some upstart fuckboy tries to rob me for my shit. I'm trashing that nigger. I see this one sleazy ass wigger posting on his snapchat all the time with a tool in his hand talking about hitting licks on people, and boy, it's gonna be so satisfying to put a bullet in him when he tries to stick me up for a couple hundred worth of L.
Its only gonna get worse when the kitties start cooking up crank
If your close friends are jumping you and bashing your car I'd say you have a friend problem.
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2016-12-09 at 7:37 PM UTC
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Since piss is sterile...
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN A MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE, I SURE AS SHIT DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I LIKE MOTHERFUCKING TURTLES.
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2016-12-08 at 5:24 PM UTC
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i wish i had real friends
Originally posted by yum
I send you PMs all the time laden with violent sexual imagery and you don't respond. Friendship is a two way street faggot.
Why don't we do that?
.............Paul had the parents tied up. As they watched on in horror, Paul unclothed their 6-week old daughter and began skinning her alive. The blood-curdling screams from the girl were electrifying, and Paubgggghhhghhhl trembled in excitement as his morbid rage was fueled. He began gnawing off chunks of the baby's flesh and laughing maniacally as blood and tissues dripped from his mouth. As the baby continued her unspeakable cries of pain, Paul shoved his entire arm up her little vagina like a puppet. He laughed as he pretended she was a prop in his ventriloquist act, performing for her parents who were weeping and sobbing uncontrollably. Finally, he threw the baby in the fireplace and sat with the parents to watch their daughters death. He then left them to slowly die of starvation and misery. The end .
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The nice thing about selling your body is that you can charge what you want, you get it back when you're done, and you don't have to pay for it in the first place.
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2016-12-08 at 8:05 AM UTC
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i wish i had real friends
The internet will always be your friend.
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My family gets together once a year to partake in this very thing. We each dig our own respective hole, soak ourselves in gasoline, enter said holes, and the designated roast master (decided by drawing straws) lights the ceremonial matchstick and watches us all burn to death. Last year my Grandma made these bad ass brownies for the event omg they were good.
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