2016-12-09 at 7:37 PM UTC
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Since piss is sterile...
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN A MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE, I SURE AS SHIT DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I LIKE MOTHERFUCKING TURTLES.
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2016-12-08 at 5:24 PM UTC
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i wish i had real friends
Originally posted by yum
I send you PMs all the time laden with violent sexual imagery and you don't respond. Friendship is a two way street faggot.
Why don't we do that?
.............Paul had the parents tied up. As they watched on in horror, Paul unclothed their 6-week old daughter and began skinning her alive. The blood-curdling screams from the girl were electrifying, and Paubgggghhhghhhl trembled in excitement as his morbid rage was fueled. He began gnawing off chunks of the baby's flesh and laughing maniacally as blood and tissues dripped from his mouth. As the baby continued her unspeakable cries of pain, Paul shoved his entire arm up her little vagina like a puppet. He laughed as he pretended she was a prop in his ventriloquist act, performing for her parents who were weeping and sobbing uncontrollably. Finally, he threw the baby in the fireplace and sat with the parents to watch their daughters death. He then left them to slowly die of starvation and misery. The end .
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The nice thing about selling your body is that you can charge what you want, you get it back when you're done, and you don't have to pay for it in the first place.
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2016-12-08 at 8:05 AM UTC
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i wish i had real friends
The internet will always be your friend.
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My family gets together once a year to partake in this very thing. We each dig our own respective hole, soak ourselves in gasoline, enter said holes, and the designated roast master (decided by drawing straws) lights the ceremonial matchstick and watches us all burn to death. Last year my Grandma made these bad ass brownies for the event omg they were good.
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They should make little 'toilet curtains' that are accessible in public bathrooms, next to the toilet paper. A little drape that you can put over the front lip of the toilet bowl in order to prevent this problem, and you don't have to worry about keeping your MASSIVE COCK tucked in. In fact, I will be inventing these. This is my calling.
Also, actor is right. You shouldn't be sitting. You should be perched on the toilet seat crouching in the Drago position.
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2016-12-07 at 10:07 PM UTC
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I masturbated.
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
wHat a disapointing meal
YOU'RE A DISAPPOINTING MEAL!!
*HURLS PLATE OF CHICKEN WINGS AT YOUR FACE*
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And yes I noticed you changed my smile to an unpleasant frown. Dad's ol' dinner time special massage. I blocked it from my memory.
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LEAVE MY GODDAMN FAMILY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHIMPY WHIMPERS!!!
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Yes. I took the liberty of drawing a diagram of our seating arrangement.
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2016-12-07 at 4:58 AM UTC
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*Drinks 6 ounces of water*
Around these parts it's referred to as a raging CLUE
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Originally posted by zok jr.
Man why did my thread turn in to a political shitfest I'm just trying to have fun.
That's our thing. We sit in the shadows reading normal productive threads waiting for someone to slip up so we can pounce like a rabid wolf on a bunny and internet fist fuck them into submission.
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Originally posted by SpatianHaigency
Of course mt. Shocking display liverpools defense had. Let it slip.
Who blows a 3-1 lead like that? Oh that's right the Cleveland Indians and the GS Warriors
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Originally posted by Sophie
Yeah the left in America has gone full retard over Trump. It's quite funny.
I wouldn't say it's just the left. Everyone seems pretty retarded right now. I'm still wondering how we're not all locked in FEMA camps with every citizen disarmed and stripped of all rights, as Obama was supposed to do during his 8 years. CRAZY!
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2016-12-05 at 3:13 AM UTC
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The jizz stain challenge
Originally posted by aldra
why though
To raise awareness for fibromyalgia.
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2016-12-05 at 4:31 AM UTC
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
u2 m8
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Some of them do, particularly the trough style urinals you find at certain venues.
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2016-12-02 at 8:49 PM UTC
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Body buildy / health thread
Originally posted by Open Your Mind
I am an electrician.
Do you guys make shockingly hilarious electricity puns all day at work?
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