2017-01-31 at 12:07 AM UTC
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I can't post here anymore
You are an essential element to this garden. You are the tomato plant. We need you for ketchup and spaghetti sauce and things like that. Everyone has their function. Spectral is a turnip. Scron is the carrots. Bill Krozby, the onions. Sploo, the squash. Lanny, the cabbage. Malice, the cucumbers. Sophie, the parsley. Actor, the asparagus. Greenplastic, the lettuce. Aldra, the avocado. Reject, the couliflour. Bling, the weeds. Hamp, the broccoli. Discount, the kale. All the rest of the newer posters and alts are the soil. Anyone I forgot to mention is fertilizer. Everyone serves a function. Let's make this garden great again.
*MAXIMUM CRINGE*
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2017-01-30 at 12:39 AM UTC
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What should I do with $140
Those moisture barrier bags tho DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN Daniel
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2017-01-31 at 2:17 AM UTC
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I am God
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2017-01-31 at 5:48 AM UTC
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Album Review: SYMBOL - SYMBOL
I had no clue whose album that was until I read the first sentence of your review. Every sentence afterward was confirmation. Not only have I listened to the "album" before, as it was posted several months ago, I regularly listen to Breakdown no matter what mood I'm in.
I essentially agree with your review but have nothing but praise for Breakdown. It's like pushing on a bruise or cutting yourself. It just hurts so good.
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2017-01-31 at 1:19 AM UTC
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Sophie vs Scrawny
I'm buying a ball of glass this weekend and making a mad come from behind dash to win the black hole. See you there faggots!
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2017-01-31 at 1:40 AM UTC
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I can't post here anymore
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2017-01-31 at 1:30 AM UTC
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I can't post here anymore
Brb making grilled cheese sandwich and RisiR soup.
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2017-01-31 at 1:38 AM UTC
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New.
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I'd watch it. One of my fondest memories is a movie I made in 6th grade entitled 'The Man Who Died While Trying On His Mother's Lingerie.' It was 3 minutes long and was shot entirely in my bathroom. Timeless, timeless classic.
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2017-01-31 at 12:12 AM UTC
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I can't post here anymore
Originally posted by RisiR
You are the sun, mQ. Or taters. Your choice.
I choose sun made of taters. Thanks.
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2017-01-31 at 12:15 AM UTC
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Peeing your pants
Yes. YES. NOW we are getting somewhere. Let it out. Let it allllllll out.
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Your drugs are shit. My drugs are the best drugs. If you disagree it's because you're a stupid idiot. Me me me me me me me me me memememememememememememememenene e e e.e.e.emememememememememrm
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"There are holes in my belts! WHO PUT THESE HOLES IN MY BELTS?!!"
"Dad it's a belt they're supposed to have holes that's what you latch the--"
"NOT IN MY BELTS!!!!!"
*belting intensifies*
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2017-01-30 at 1:38 PM UTC
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Bad Ideas is Shit
We still stealcough syrup from the dollar tree
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Reject hasn't posted in 6 days. He's dead.
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2017-01-30 at 5:12 PM UTC
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Peeing your pants
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
Is squirting piss?
It's a Hodge Podge of bodily fluids.
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Cash me ouside, howboudah?
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2017-01-30 at 2:47 AM UTC
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Don't ever get married
Obviously her parents gave her too big of an allowance when she was growing up.
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