SUCK MY METAL FLUSH HANDLE TOILET DICK, BITCH!
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2017-06-13 at 8:01 AM UTC
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I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by aldra
I dunno, I never did. closest I came was when I was 25 or so I punched in one of his van's side-panels, haven't spoken to him since
Edgy AF :)
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2017-06-13 at 7:32 AM UTC
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I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by saltpewter - - -
choke him for sex
Stahp trying so hard, grasshopper.
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2017-06-12 at 9:19 PM UTC
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Lanny's Caring Levels
I'm saying we need him to implement a feature that continually displays his BAC 24 hours a day for us to truly know.
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2017-06-13 at 1:51 AM UTC
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You're all fucking NIGGERS
Originally posted by infinityshock
I'm usually the last in a group of people to get a joke.
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2017-06-13 at 4:41 AM UTC
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Guess the picture
Originally posted by Shitfucker
I can't right im on my old ipad mini. I'll do that shit tommorow
The fuck does that mean? I've been doing this from an Android shit phone
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Just casually after a piss he flushed that hard as to dismantle the handle entirely off of the toilet?
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I want to be a scat EXTREMIST. GIVE ME ALL THE SCAT.
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Originally posted by aldra
I was actually thinking you'd have to go and get the ladder to clean it off the ceiling but I suppose a hose would do?
I live in an apartment. I can touch my ceiling on my tippy toes. Either way, the point is it took like 8 minutes and a little bleach.
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It's OK. I've woke up with bruises and sores and literal dislocations of bones after heavy drinking nights. I'm pretty sure Chootie wasn't beating me, sometimes you just wanna get dumb, literally, fucking so dumb you just hurt yourself somehow.
It's fun trying to piece the clues together the next day.
:D
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Originally posted by infinityshock
so you claim, yet there hasnt been a single one on here. i dont even know what TC is, much less ever been on it. you say youre such the chick pic expert go ahead and post them. im not holding my breath
ill give you a prehistoric fuck. ill bash you over the head with a stick and drag you by your hair into my cave where i'll fuck you into extinction.
There's literally one posted in this thread you absolute dipshit.
*PARADE OF TORVALDS*
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2017-06-12 at 6 PM UTC
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What the heck is tinychat?
Originally posted by Piles of Crack
It used to be a lot cooler until all the shit tier new generation of posters took over
Like Bradley? Yeah he pretty much ruined it with his need to control and change every video at his choosing and generally be an obnoxious fuck for attention purposes.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
thered be a whole lot more appreciation going on around here if youd stop being so stingy and post a selfie
She has multiple videos of herself, pics posted of her, can be seen in TC, but yet here you are the lone straggler out of everyone that somehow doesn't know what she looks like.
Get with the times you prehistoric FUCK.
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2017-06-09 at 11:03 PM UTC
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The Nigga Confessional™ †
Since we're on the shit theme, I was once going to rob a home and also use their bathroom for an explosive fecal deposit that couldn't wait much longer. There doors were locked and that was that so I evacuated my bowels near their back door and wiped with grasses.
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Originally posted by Phoenix
I don't want to exploit idiots.
WHY THE FUCK NOT?
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Originally posted by Phoenix
I don't want to exploit idiots.
You're doing that in this thread. Ooh good one MQ 10/10 original and creative
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The African American individual did nothing wrong.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
I would kill a nigger for some weed right now.
Do it!
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Originally posted by infinityshock
if you want funny…look in the mirror.
Ok I'm doing it. Now what?
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