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1. 2017-07-12 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #4041
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † Don't talk about designs with me. The car is very aesthetic.

   
   No
2. 2017-07-12 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #4042
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kinkou Mine are, idk about other hoes, never let them touch me before

   
   Would you rather have a(well versed)guy playing your skin harp, or yourself?
3. 2017-07-12 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #4043
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Kinkou Is this a trick

   
   There's only one way to find out...
   
   mmQ are you ready?
4. 2017-07-12 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #4044
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Im as stiff as a steel beam.
5. 2017-07-12 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #4045
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Either or. It's more fun to have someone to cuddle and kiss n whatever tho.
6. 2017-07-12 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #4046
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon No

   
   Not surprised. Your taste is awful. Post a car.
7. 2017-07-12 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #4047
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Time to fall asleep in Morpheus arms.
8. 2017-07-12 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #4048
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Go to bed then fucker
   
   This is unforgivable
9. 2017-07-12 at 1:41 AM UTC

   #4049
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
10. 2017-07-12 at 1:42 AM UTC

    #4050
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kinkou Either or. It's more fun to have someone to cuddle and kiss n whatever tho.

    
    I am confident that I could provide you with a much superior sexual journey than does your current bf.
    
    I'm also confident that if we met, you would thoroughly enjoy our time together and leave desiring for more of it.
    
    I am the man for you, you just havent seen it yet. When you do, and you will, we are going to be one of the happiest couples to grace our Mother Earth.
    
    I propose a 2-part contest between your bf and myself. Part 1 is a day on the town with you, demonstrating our talents, interests, and personality.
    
    Part 2 is a head-to-head sexual deviency contest, with all participants in the room, and one hour each to perform a prepared sexual routine in which to woo you.
    
    Part 2 will be rated by you on a 1-10 scale in the categories of 1)overall pleasure
    2)number of orgazms
    3)beginning to end experience
    and 4)technique/skillz
    
    This is to take place at a date mutually agreed upon within the following 2 months.
    
    Thank you
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11. 2017-07-12 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #4051
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Naw sry lol my bf is perfect nothing is gonna match that. We can still be friends tho lmao
12. 2017-07-12 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #4052
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by RisiR † I have accepted that I have many symptomes that would categorize me as an Aspie but I feel like it's the same with horoscopes.
    
    I scored 80% on Psychopathy and I didn't try to game the test. That can't be accurate. I'm a people's helper.

    
    What do you mean you feel it’s the same with horoscopes? That doesn’t sound like you have a good understanding of it.
    
    As for the psychopathy, it’s extremely poorly understood and misunderstood by nearly everyone. It does not mean you can’t regularly help others, be altruistic, and enjoy it, or that you’re malicious/”evil”.
    
    I try to help people all the time on here, although most of you will miss it since you don’t read my posts, and it make me feel good when they appreciate it and it helps.
    
    Also, tests for psychopathy can be considerably inaccurate for people with aspergers.
13. 2017-07-12 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #4053
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kinkou Naw sry lol my bf is perfect nothing is gonna match that. We can still be friends tho lmao

    
    Just do the contest. What have you got to lose?
    
    The thing is, and you don't know it yet, but you have EVERYTHING to gain. I would wager a billion of anything that you'd hop on board and never look back.
14. 2017-07-12 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #4054
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    80% is 1 out of 5 people, its low
15. 2017-07-12 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #4055
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice What legacy?
    
    
    
    Did you genuinely accept or believe you likely have Asperger’s Syndrome. You should try finding and reading some of Hans Asperger’s work in the original Herman, he was brilliant.
    
    It has such a profound effect on people. You can come to learn far more about yourself, understand yourself, how you differ, your life, things you’ve wondered about yourself for over a decade, understand how to manage and treat the deficits and problems it can cause, even discover and utilize the immense benefits and strengths (Of course it isn’t all bad.).
    
    There are very good books on it, look for recommendation.

    
    shut the fuck up
    
    every time you post about autism i'm reporting it as spam
16. 2017-07-12 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #4056
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I can't force myself to read all of thos dumb threads so I'll pick thread #1488 and exclusively chill in there. Howdy ho.
17. 2017-07-12 at 2:04 AM UTC

    #4057
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    autism autism autism autism autism autism autism autism autism autism autism autism
18. 2017-07-12 at 2:04 AM UTC

    #4058
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Risir, Sorry shit doesn't seem so good... T-PAIN raises tolerance to opiates FAST. Super FAST. I noticed this doing it at 40mg 3x a day a few months in... shit that would have cooked me, I didn't even feel... now... IDK how much opiates it'd take to even get me out of WDs anymore... 200mg of morphine and I was still shitting liquid shits. 4mgs of dilly and I was still throwing up sick... both IVed... Id probabaly need to use a gram of morphine to fucking be comfortable. half to get out of wds. It's fucked.
19. 2017-07-12 at 2:05 AM UTC

    #4059
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Just do the contest. What have you got to lose?
    
    The thing is, and you don't know it yet, but you have EVERYTHING to gain. I would wager a billion of anything that you'd hop on board and never look back.

    
    
    You'd have to ask him lol
20. 2017-07-12 at 2:05 AM UTC

    #4060
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I just clocked myself at 1200 wpm while reading a post I made yesterday, the absurdist self satire post about asperger’s. No skimming or anything, taking in everything.
    
    Yet another aspie power. It’s a combination of high speed processing, visual differences, and the memory quirk.
    
    Because it’s passively stored so accurately, I can reread things I’ve read before, especially if I wrote them, at a far faster rate.
    
    This is going to be great for studying in school, as well as my independent learning, rereading books and papers.
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