Bruises that wont go away

2017-10-23 at 1:11 PM UTC

#1

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Since may 8th I've had 2 bruises on my pelvic bones and they haven't gone away, whats up with that? Anyone here ever had something like that happen to them?

2017-10-23 at 1:38 PM UTC

#2

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Blood can get trapped under the skin and cause some bruises to last months or years even. It's just a waiting game. The only way to speed up the process is to carve the bruise out of your body, eat the chunk of blood-skin, digest it, and flush it far far away so it can't come back and find you (which is also why you eat and shit it first in order to humiliate and embarrass the bruise. This helps to deter it from trying to come back and seek vengeance.)

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2017-10-23 at 2:27 PM UTC

#3

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mmQ Blood can get trapped under the skin and cause some bruises to last months or years even. It's just a waiting game. The only way to speed up the process is to carve the bruise out of your body, eat the chunk of blood-skin, digest it, and flush it far far away so it can't come back and find you (which is also why you eat and shit it first in order to humiliate and embarrass the bruise. This helps to deter it from trying to come back and seek vengeance.)

Sounds like some solid advice bromo, I'll get right on it.

2017-10-23 at 2:44 PM UTC

#4

bling bling Dark Matter

can u still bend ur dick ok dose it hurt

2017-10-23 at 2:49 PM UTC

#5

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by bling bling can u still bend ur dick ok dose it hurt

I can bend it pretty well, I do penis puppetry on the reg.

2017-10-23 at 2:50 PM UTC

#6

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

This is usually indicative of a cancer or ulcer, located just under the bruised area. Eat more bananas.

2017-10-23 at 3:03 PM UTC

#7

bling bling Dark Matter

looks like ur going to need a badd operation

2017-10-23 at 3:30 PM UTC

#8

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL This is usually indicative of a cancer or ulcer, located just under the bruised area. Eat more bananas.

do bananas cure cancer

2017-10-23 at 4:10 PM UTC

#9

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by greenplastic do bananas cure cancer

yes but you have to pack lots of them up your ass.

2017-10-23 at 4:59 PM UTC

#10

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby Since may 8th I've had 2 bruises on my pelvic bones and they haven't gone away, whats up with that? Anyone here ever had something like that happen to them?

post pics

2017-10-23 at 5:04 PM UTC

#11

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

It's probably because your body is weak as fuck and can't afford to spend the energy healing itself from all your dumb shit.

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HTS

2017-10-23 at 5:30 PM UTC

#12

Dissociator African Astronaut

Inbred bdsm cuck

2017-10-23 at 5:42 PM UTC

#13

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Leukemia. Prepare to die.

2017-10-23 at 5:54 PM UTC

#14

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by mmQ Blood can get trapped under the skin and cause some bruises to last months or years even. It's just a waiting game. The only way to speed up the process is to carve the bruise out of your body, eat the chunk of blood-skin, digest it, and flush it far far away so it can't come back and find you (which is also why you eat and shit it first in order to humiliate and embarrass the bruise. This helps to deter it from trying to come back and seek vengeance.)

Solid.

Some times I get mysterious bruises that appear and go away.

2017-10-23 at 8 PM UTC

#15

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Low White count= HIV or Diabetes.

You're not overweight but have your sugar checked. HIV is still a concern and all of the fucking you do not wrapped is not a good thing, even in these times.

Not trying to freak you out but contusions lasting 5 months isn't normal. I had a hole punched in my chest and punctured a lung and artery was nipped. it created a softball size bruise that traveled around my chest in a circular direction down to my belly button.. but as it moved it dissipated and disappeared with in about 3 months. It hurt and I went to the Doctor and she laughed and said it's cute how its moving around. so I just didn't trip on it.

2017-10-23 at 8:02 PM UTC

#16

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash Solid.

Some times I get mysterious bruises that appear and go away.

I keep getting this very pronounced bruise the size of a dime on my lower bicep 4-5 inches from my elbow . it comes and goes all the time.

like a ghost grabbing me firmly in the middle of the night. I think I know who she is.

2017-10-23 at 8:03 PM UTC

#17

bling bling Dark Matter

rip dougan

cause of death

penal contorsion

:O :_{

2017-10-23 at 8:03 PM UTC

#18

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock post pics

Do we really need more pics of Bill Krozby taint :/

2017-10-23 at 9:01 PM UTC

#19

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Do we really need more pics of Bill Krozby taint :/

No, we don't.

2017-10-23 at 9:07 PM UTC

#20

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by greenplastic do bananas cure cancer

No, but they're tasty and good for you.

But seriously, bananas are very good for healing skin problems, especially eating them just after the little black spots on them start to appear.

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