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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop You've changed. All that fame and money has gone to your head.

    It went on my pancake. And I liked it. I was good at it.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol Aunt Jemima once retweeted me. Best night.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny lol, how do you end up taking meth at 12?

    Good parents
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ Haha. Sorry OP you'll remain depressed until you heed Mr. Plastics's advice. It's the only way.

    I've been on paper at least half my adult life. You're either gonna half to learn to enjoy sober activities or learn to cope with the anxiety of using drugs on probation and hoping you don't get caught and go back to jail. It should be an easy decision, but I know all too well that it's not.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Daily I once asked a Mozlem why the long beard and he said because it brings us closer to god

    His whole existence is flawed.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've inadvertently gotten around this by not clicking direct links from lazybone users too lazyboned to embed.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sometimes I prefer to air dry after a shower, rather than towel dry. It seems better for the environment. Unfortunately, air drying takes time that sometimes I don't have, and sometimes, in those times, I still have an overwhelming need to deny a towel drying and dry naturally.

    So I've developed an air drying technique that is simple and effective. I get out of the shower, crouch sort of halfway in between a full crouch and no crouch, propping my hands on my knees. Similar to if I were expecting to be fucked in the ass. Then, I violently rock my body back and forth and sideways a little bit, creating my own blow-dryer of sorts with the still air of the bathroom.

    It takes time, quite a while admittedly, but the harvest is worthwhile.

    Please try and give feedback. And thanks.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There's a beer for that.

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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock i vote for your box of roasted triscuits

    roasted triscuits for president 2020

    and youre a disgusting verminous handsome and well tanned individual

    That wasn't an option.

    What are you, stupid?
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dude. Fucking Gay.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist mmq you shud totally go to south america and stage your own kidnapping then see how much you can get.



    .

    That is absolutely not the literal premise and basis for why I decided to make this thread in the first place, that's for sure.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock identify the main financiers and propagandists in the west and judenkikeland, deploy covert operatives to each of the individuals on the same night, then have the judenkike ones smothered with pillows and simultaneously electrocuted, the non-judenkike variety shot in the skull with frangible rounds.

    any geographic area with a significant population of their supporters get an ICBM-delivered nuke with a few hundred kt yield.

    the next morning a public announcement would be made, along with detailed photos of dead kikes and their shills, that anyone supporting ISIS gets hunted down like a verminous animal and put down and any population that supports ISIS gets a nuke dropped in their living room.

    problem solved.

    then i go collect my consultation fee and bonus

    Wouldn't work
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    West Country is too vague. Forget that expected visit, and sorry.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist somewhere down in the west country these days. that's all i'm divulging on here tho.



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    Ah shit. QUOTED FOR PERSONAL RESIDENCE.

    Somewhere in the West country, eh? GOT YA.

    EXPECT A VISIT. SOON.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm here for the free complimentary meat and cheese tray. Thank you.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Paws They say your head is still alive/conscious for up to a couple minutes, that sounds like it’d be fuckin horrible. you may wanna choose a different method.

    -SpectraL alt confirmed
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    sub_mod here
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I drew a picture of mine.

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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht I think he's a genius who spends most of his time pretending to be a retard. Like an old school 4chan user before imageboard culture became the inverse.

    heyyy thats my gimmick!

    except not.



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