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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Cootehill The most disgusting thing about OP's video is how fat everyone is.

    How can an amorphous blob waddling down the street feel pride?

    A better question for you, Cootehill, is why can't YOU?


    I was at the beach this summer a little while back, laying on the sands with my friendo, and we watched many girls walk along the boardwalk with their guts hanging out, (not literal intestines), and we said here and there "wow, look at her!"" in judgement. And then we were like, "wait, that's awesome, she doesnt even care."

    NOT CARING. THE ULTIMATE FORM. That's what itls really all about.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala I like Enter. I like Infinity too. They both do dumb shit but they also have good moments.

    Pffft. Show me Jill's good moments please.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're a good woman RED, but I just cringed my butthole inside out.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Red_Woman Actually the Nazgul would be my favorite intro theme. As someone said that's the ultimate "Oh shit" theme. Lmao

    But it's still 7 or 9 minutes long. lol

    I'll go ahead and say I have no clue who NAZGUL is. Is that one your guyses TOLKIEN characters? I've no clue... you and zanick should get married though..
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The only reason theyre "proud" is because they aren't. They aren't fucking proud at all, hence the elaborate fanfare like woaahhhhh look at me so fucking PROUD to get fucked by 3 men up my ass the same time I'm so PROUD of who I am. Fucking FAGGOTS are ASHAMED. I'd like to see them do the parade one at a time, alone, with no mutual support from the other FREAKSHOWS. hahaha

    Unless they're the lesbian ones that's fine. They have reason to be proud.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    that 7 minute intro


    ahaha, this song as you open the door to a major HOUSE PARTY . everyone gets silent and listens to the whole thing while you enter and do an elaborate interpretive dance.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "at the end of the day, people are gonna love you, or they're gonna hate you, and there's nothing you can do about it."
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This isn't a hate thread, I barely notice the user. But I have noticed that everyone seems to hate him.

    I was just wondering if it's possible to be universally disliked/hated/etc in this community. Even the biggest retards on here have friends. So does anyone LIKE apt? (excluding the contrarian outliers who don't even know who he is)
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I fucking wish."

    -your mom
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The victim literally flew across the country rather than confront them. OP couldn't be more wrong here, folks.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine if you were laying in a pile of dead bodies or almost dead but you're in the middle sort of to the top so you can see the light and whatever but there's way tooany dead bodies on you and you have to just lay there and die because it's impossible to move them. Plus like I said some are alive and crying and moaning the whole time too. Tee hee
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If by shave you mean get shit housed and slice anarchy symbols on my face, then once or twice a year.

    Otherwise once or twice a week.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jill has a crush on a nice black girl this is good stuff.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dude play video games and do drugs. What do yiu really need more money for? A bigger house to sit in just the same?, a fancier car just to get to where you're going just the same? Wearing expensive clothes like anyone gives a fuck?

    Be like yourself. Do what you do. Fuck bitches G's up ho's down
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I also happen to not share.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Adorable. :)
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III yea dude but she can pass for like 16-17 maybe but not 4. UGH YOU ARE SO UNHELPFUL WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

    Put her in a diaper and a t-shirt and push her around in a stroller while simultaneously finger banging her and calling her a poor little babby.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's Kasumi though
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cupocheer No, darlin'. While they did force me to gain 20 pounds, and I feel fat, its all a mind thing. They said 97 was not enough to sustain life.

    You also don't have arms or hands to reach DOWN UNDER and take a CULTURE SWAB with your fingies?
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Or you could just dress up like a doctor and go to the billing headquarters and tell them there was a mistake with a patient (you) and they need to erase his bill. Make sure to wear a bushy moustache.
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