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Originally posted by cupocheer
No, darlin'. While they did force me to gain 20 pounds, and I feel fat, its all a mind thing. They said 97 was not enough to sustain life.
You also don't have arms or hands to reach DOWN UNDER and take a CULTURE SWAB with your fingies?
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Or you could just dress up like a doctor and go to the billing headquarters and tell them there was a mistake with a patient (you) and they need to erase his bill. Make sure to wear a bushy moustache.
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2018-02-24 at 11:45 AM UTC
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Chootie
She was put to rest on Thursday morning. My kitten bitten.
Bai4now
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I hope you were drunk driving.
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2018-08-07 at 5:38 AM UTC
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Hardest instrument ever?
It's actually the alto sax which OBVIOUSLY I played in high school with prowess and esteem. Many a jazz solo to my name that not only made milfs in the crowd show tits they actually a few of em sucked my little pean after the show whole their kids were watching. Haha I remember it like yesterday
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2018-08-19 at 7:41 AM UTC
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got catfished
Lol I have three kids what's wrong why did you leave?????
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I've only ever played instruments with 11, 13, 14, 15, or 17 strings.
I'm sorry.
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2018-08-16 at 6:26 PM UTC
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Overwhelming the police
It's a town of 250 people. 100 kidnappers. 100 kids. 50 single moms who are also the police force.
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2018-08-17 at 5:39 AM UTC
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Reusing stamps
The person said to cut the stamps out, put them in warm water and they'll float to the top eventually.
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2018-08-17 at 4:12 AM UTC
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lemme hit you with my BONE
Haha PI alert you FUCKED UP. FAREWAY FOODS HUH!!!!
HEY EVERYONE DP LIVES NEAR A FAREWAY FOODS! LET'S GO BURN HIM AT THE... STEAK!!
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Why wouldn't you take the drugs that give you a constant nitrous feeling? What's going on with you kids?????
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BF GOODRICH
no, I wouldn't INVENT marriage. How much more grand would life be if we all understood we can LOVE many many people, even at the same time, and it isn't wrong, and it isn't betrayal.
Open relationships are fairly rare and I've never been in one because I've bought into the idea that it would be "too hard to handle" knowing my gf was also fucking and kissing and spending time with and loving other guys, but really, I don't think that that is necessarily the right way to think.
Just like people want to have that intimate connection with someone and share that betwixt themselves, perhaps we're missing out on the hundreds and hundreds more of passionate intimate relationships we could have, simply because we're selfish and mentally conditioned to believe otherwise.
I guess that doesn't really have to with marriage but fuck you.
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2018-08-16 at 6:07 PM UTC
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outrageous!!!
Originally posted by aldra
is the rate actually statistically higher than the rest of the population?
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/andrewbrown/2010/mar/11/catholic-abuse-priests
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
The two biggest physical pleasures in life are sex and eating…some often link the two.
Think about that next time you turn down a fat chick…
And then the 3rd greatest is shitting out what you ate.
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Haha I just called my mom and told her about this thread and she said yeahhhh right I bet he can't stay sober for a christ fucked MINUTE.
My mom hates you and you know why but what should I tell her
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That lemon lime zest of bicardi limon
Calling bitches up on my cellular phone
Most of em replying nigga leave me alone
But then there's always one that says "come gimme the bone."
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Originally posted by Enterita
lol
Honest question. Why didn't you thank his post and instead quote it and say 'lol?'
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