PLAY YOUR INTRO THEME SONG AS IF A PRO WRESTLER

1. 2018-08-28 at 7:11 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   simple thread title. dont talk. just play.
   
   
   
   not allowed are actual wwf/wwe/whatever else actual themes or intros
   
   
   so you can't play the undertaker theme or the stone cold steve austin theme :)
   
   
   basically im drunk and im asking what's your favoritesong?"
   
   EVER.
   
   
   actually that's not what im asking
   
   haha
   
   please die?
   
   keep up.
   
   *continues to talk to self realizing he's committed to hitting SUBMIT soon*
   
   what?
   
   anyway macho man randy savage was cool but nobody remmebers his theme song because it sucked ass
   
   anyuway fuckyou guys fuck youfuckyou, you're cool, fuck you
   
   

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2. 2018-08-28 at 7:35 AM UTC

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   Red_Woman African Astronaut
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   • mmQ
3. 2018-08-28 at 7:39 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   that 7 minute intro
   
   
   ahaha, this song as you open the door to a major HOUSE PARTY . everyone gets silent and listens to the whole thing while you enter and do an elaborate interpretive dance.
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4. 2018-08-28 at 7:49 AM UTC

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   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   Actually the Nazgul would be my favorite intro theme. As someone said that's the ultimate "Oh shit" theme. Lmao
   
   But it's still 7 or 9 minutes long. lol
5. 2018-08-28 at 7:55 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Red_Woman Actually the Nazgul would be my favorite intro theme. As someone said that's the ultimate "Oh shit" theme. Lmao
   
   But it's still 7 or 9 minutes long. lol

   
   I'll go ahead and say I have no clue who NAZGUL is. Is that one your guyses TOLKIEN characters? I've no clue... you and zanick should get married though..
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   • Red_Woman
6. 2018-08-28 at 8:01 AM UTC

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   Bombay Trap Star Houston
   I walk in with a gorilla on a chain that is trained to dance with the beat of gowilla hand and he is also trained to put his hand in a box and then a black man smiles and opens his eyes revealing his outline in front of the black backdrop he was hiding behind. He also puts his hand in the box, then the lights go out and a spotlight is aimed at the boxes and the boxes are opened and I have to tell which is the gorilla hand and which belongs to the African but I can't tell the difference.
7. 2018-08-28 at 8:02 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut
8. 2018-08-28 at 8:04 AM UTC

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   Red_Woman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I'll go ahead and say I have no clue who NAZGUL is. Is that one your guyses TOLKIEN characters? I've no clue… you and zanick should get married though..

   
   ahahahah. actually It's one of the first conversations I had here, with Zanick and Sophie about it.
   
   But yes, the Nazgul (also known as Ringwraiths, The Nine, The Fallen Kings, Black Riders, etc.) were the ring-servants of the Dark Lord Sauron in Tolkien's LOTR. And they have a great theme in the movies.
   
9. 2018-08-28 at 8:06 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You're a good woman RED, but I just cringed my butthole inside out.
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   • Red_Woman
10. 2018-08-28 at 8:07 AM UTC

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    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    I was missing the cringed butthole.
11. 2018-08-28 at 8:12 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    that's between you and your god
12. 2018-08-28 at 8:16 AM UTC

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    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    I don't have any. That's why maybe.
13. 2018-08-28 at 8:35 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Enterita

    
    dang sorry I glossed over this.
    
    anyway, another
14. 2018-08-28 at 9:39 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Probably a limp bizkit song and i actually dare anyone here to wrestle with me, you will end up being a nigga with a fat lip
    
    
    
    that or
    
    
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    • mmQ
15. 2018-08-28 at 9:51 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Here we go mmq
    
    
16. 2018-08-28 at 10:02 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
17. 2018-08-28 at 10:06 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    mmq
    
    You look so cute in your pic.
    
    I never heard that song before. I just thought, “kick ‘em in the nuts”’ looked it up on YouTube, and here it is. Ba dump dum🥁
18. 2018-08-28 at 10:13 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Technologist mmq
    
    You look so cute in your pic.
    
    I never heard that song before. I just thought, “kick ‘em in the nuts”’ looked it up on YouTube, and here it is. Ba dump dum🥁

    
    well that's lame as fuck, with all due respect. I ask a general question and you come right in with some shit you never heard before as your INTRO?
    
    
    come on please get real
    
    UN FUCKING REAL.
19. 2018-08-28 at 10:17 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Hey Fuck you butt head! That was my thought, and that’s what I found. At least I posted ya big meanie👅
20. 2018-08-28 at 10:20 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Here let me post something unoriginal and without thought
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Big meanie👅