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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 🐿 I ain't trading in a Lexus for a Pontiac big boy.

    What about an '84 Toyota Tercel sr5 hatchback manual tranny 4wd with checkered interior? Eh? EH??
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Mmmq are you going thru hard times? You're reminding me of myself when I was like "Mama, I'm goin back crazy!"

    My whole life is hard times, steep climbs and coal mines, committing crimes to buy dimes and buy time to find mine. Yeen know?
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    IN THE AAAAARMS OF AN ANGEEEEEEEL *gets beheaded by mexican mafia via rusty chainsaw while my children watch then they get killed too*
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if we were all ghosts and nobody knew whose ghost you were so like I'm posting as aldra and aldra is posting as POLECAT and lannys posting as SpectraL and risir posting as LJ and Infinity is Zanick and were just ghosts ok and nobody really knows anything and we all fall down like humpty djmpty and he comes (Jesus) and he's like hey stop it ghosts what are yiu doing and we're like ahhhhhh shhhhh. Quiet you FUCK. then we turn into irl shadows and eat the people we're the shadows of, etc.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I did the 11-7 night shift for abiut 6 months up at some shifty laundromat on the north part of town, also doubled as a 24 hour tanning salon lol. It was near the main campus and also near some trailer parks so between the haggard folk doing laundry at all hours and the shit canned students coming into tan up until around 2, there were definitely some stories.

    Hell the first night I worked there some girl walked up to the counter with this weird look, sort of held her gaze for a few seconds then turned to the side and threw up all over. She looked me again, said sorry and left. The fucking bathroom was literally 15 feet away too. So that was fun having a hue of vomit lingering in the lobby while I cleaned up that little mess.

    For some reason girls really liked to piss in the garbage in the tanning booths too, like once they took their clothes off to tan they suddenly had to piss SO BADLY that they couldn't throw their clothes on quick to yes the bathroom, no, they just pissed in the little garbage can in the corner, for guys like me to find when he's changing out the bags.

    It good to the point where we had to fasten the garbage up on the wall so they couldn't be reached to actually piss in, especially by a girl, and yet they STILL managed to do it which would involve some serious acrobatics, and far more effort than just using the bathroom down the hall. They fucking got off on that.

    Little piss girls.

    But anyway I liked the hours. I'd stay up until mid afternoon and sleep til around 9 then just get ready and hang out til work again. My sleep habits have always been sorta peculiar so adjusting to dramatic shifts doesn't take long for me.

    Looking back though I'd definitely rather work the hours I do now like 10—8 or 12-8. Let's me sleep in a little and enjoy my favorite hours of 9pm to 3am.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    my elementary school teacher- Mrs. Clarys, sang that very song in NASHVILLE, in some typa competition. I have no clue if she won but she was a good singer, as i recollect klek klek. ole Mrs. clarys. mmmmmmmmm miss her.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *babby
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One of our better users. No wonder he doesn't fucking post her much because you guys are very RUDE! rude people very rude. get with the times please and stop being like that. Just kidding.

    I justwanted to front page flush and I DID it. It's been a long time. I know nobody cares and that's fine, I wouldn't either, what a stuipid thing. I DID IT FOR ME. For ME. ok.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I did it.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ones shitting ones smoking crystal meth ok
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock w­hite is better

    no one likes niggers

    I'll shove my wisdom teeth so far up your ass that you'll no longer be a dumbass.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR † No, I dont but usually someone pops in and posts it.

    aldra?

    Flowers for aldranon has it for sure. I NEED IT. And this time, for good.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny
    How to you open someone's bag and put in expensive electronics without them noticing?

    That's not the point. How do pickpocketers pick pockets?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you can get past the guilt, a great place to steal electronics from is a CHURCH. Do a little scouting and find the Mega Churches in your area or whatever, and find out the schedules of shit.

    Like sometimes on odd days like Tuesday, they'll have a Bible study or whatever, and you can go then when most of the church is unoccupied. Lots of little Sunday school rooms and other rooms will have TVs and projectors and shit that nobody will be around and you can take your time dismantling.

    If you're lucky you can get backstage in the Sanctuary part and find musical equipment they have around, from guitars to synthesizers to amps and soundboards.

    Just throwing it out there. I've never done it.

    Edit: I meant dismantling like taking off of wall mounts, or ceiling mounts in the case of some projectors, not literally dismantling the equipment itself.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I concur. Maybe it's just the cultural barrier but I find foreign porn to be the worst offender for this. Some of these foreign broads are absolutely smoking hot but as soon as they open their mouth its always these robotic sounds and same facial expressions. Like for the whole fuck session they make the same face and the same sound.

    And yes American girls are very guilty of this too. So I'm like you Mr Peano, I need the GOOD GOOD. I want eye contact, lots of position change, some dirty talk but not much. I want PASSIONATE moans and GENUINE pleasures.

    Same in real life. I'll never forget this girl named Angie I used to FUX WITH, she was aight in terms of fucking, but her SUCKING? Atrocious and embarrassing. So much so that during a BJ one night I just stopped her and asked her what the fuck she was doing. Just this embarrassing motion, not even ATTEMPTING to suck much more than JUST THE TIP. Like come on..can you imagine as a girl some guy down there just lazily flapping his tongue up and down on the OUTSKIRTS of your pussy, barely even penetrating, just lapping at your FLAPS?

    Everyone needs to use some goddamn common sense I say I say.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS Sploo, you gonna just let a nigga get away with saying this?

    I'm pretty sure he's off on an 'intelligence bender' right now. He'll be back in a few days to report.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    too soon
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    LungBoy
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like to sick lovers, meow mix delivers, gives me the shivers and I quiver like a pine of the porcu, mom should abort you, but she won't cuz she's tame, lame brained and aimed at having kids with her last name. Carry on that LEGACY, OH my God my kids are amazing see? Look. The one gets straight A's, u amazed, it's how he was borne and raised.

    The other hes a fucking cuck, just had his step dad fuck him in the you know what. What? That disgusting, why you busting? Please die?

    Mommy I don't wanna smoke thst marijuana (SpectraL shout out)

    But I just did it anyway and now I'm on a

    A trip, a slide, a bitch, a ride.

    Penis.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Make her stop having nice tits!
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