2018-09-15 at 8:01 PM UTC
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Hitting the gym
Originally posted by infinityshock
not ones that are worth a shit
plus, i dont want to use the same machinery that a bunch of nasty bastards had their dirty dick-kneaders all over
You wanna plunder shit orifices and suck cocks all day but you're scared of a few germies. Makes sense.
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2018-09-15 at 7:52 PM UTC
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Hitting the gym
Probably because most gym memberships are relatively cheap and you have access to way more than bags of sand.
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2018-09-15 at 8:54 AM UTC
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ME EMPLOYED
A Lamb walked into a field. The field says to the Lamb "get off me. I'm busy."
The Lamb says to the field "that doesn't make sense you're just sitting there."
The field says to the Lamb, "IKR?"
🐑🐑
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Wanna watch child porn all you want with no legal repercussions? Become a fucking detective. You know, the ones who testify in court that they found 'over 2,140 pictures of child porn' on his/her computer.
Only way to know those numbers is to SEE those numbers. And how do they know each one is CHILD porn? Just guessing? They LOOK YOUNG? Are these detectives finding the identities of every child in ever picture verifying their age? Diligently breaking down the pictures looking for details?
Become a detective and view child porn for as much and as long as you need to. You're just investigating. Even if yiu have to take your work home with you. Haha
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Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q
…and odd that they both are gone at the same time, hmmmm
Odd but nice.
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Originally posted by Item 9
I can be a hypocrite if I want to.
Every person in the world is one. It's fine.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I have very clever ways to pop your so-called indestructible bubble. It's not hard, really.
My bubble is made out of steel beams. What are you gonna do?
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Originally posted by esbity
Have you seen what this guy looks like?
That's why I carry the two veils with me. :D
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I recently got happily engaged to the LOVE OF MY LIFE, and I cannot stop talking about how amazing it makes ME feel. MEEEEE. If anyone wants to talk about anything else I have to remind them that what they're talking about isn't important right now. I'm engaged; that's what's important.
In fact I've learned over 9000 ways to change the topic back to my engagement.
If people are talking about dogs, I love saying things like "my fiancee has a dog" then change the topic back to my fiancee and my engagement.
Or if I'm out at lunch and people are being inconsiderate talking about something else, I might say something like "I better not eat too much, I already bought my wedding dress and want to make sure I still fit it when we get married! lololol"
If someone comments on the weather, I will say something like "It can rain all it wants now.. so long as it doesn't rain on the [insert wedding date]" Then I pause so they ask about the date and tell them all about my planned wedding!
If I'm around strangers and nobody is talking (like on a bus or train) I might play with my engagement ring, laugh at text messages my fiance sent me a week ago or sigh loudly just to start a conversation about my engagement. If those fail I just put on my veil (I always carry it with me) and hum the wedding theme tune loudly while examining my ring in front of them.
Another good way to start talking about my engagement is ask people their opinion on wedding related things, like cakes, venues, dresses or asking people what they love most about being engaged.
My plan is to continue directing all conversation to my engagement for 6mths or so, then to my wedding for another 6mths.. then I'm not sure.. I will probably spend 6mths of finding ways to insert "my hubby" into every second sentence.
Once all of those topics have been used up I'll probably get pregnant..
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2018-09-14 at 4:20 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
welp, time to get royally baked and watch a bunch of Forensic Files. please Princess Di?
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2018-09-14 at 4:02 AM UTC
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*slams down ace of spades hard as fuck on stainless steel table*
"PAY ME NIGGA. GIMME THEM SOUPS!"
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Being grounded at actros is awesome though he just gets to stay home and eat his marm's mac n cheese all day.
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Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
I understand.
Thank you, son.
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2018-09-13 at 9:33 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
*snaps Candy's drake album in half or her cell phone or whatever she's listening to it on, grabs root beer and pours it over her head, leaves*
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"Does that machine put goddamned bread on the table, MARGARET? Didn't fucking think so. Put it away and get back outside, the butter ain't gonna churn itself you stupid bitch."
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Dumpster "djidnt read" Slut.
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2018-09-13 at 1:37 PM UTC
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best feeling in the world
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
when ur about to have sex and it's like imagine
I know right??
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