Originally posted by aldra
you two have diametrically opposite disorders
The ones where I've never been able to tell if srs or not?
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Originally posted by aldra
lol k
He's missing the propeller on top.
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2018-09-21 at 2:42 AM UTC
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Minimum Wage For The Win
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Minimum is $15/hr here.
And your liquor costs twice as much as does in the US.
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Those are the best fantasies. I like to walk around at night listening to NIN following people about 50 paces behind while I walk closer and closer imagining myself coming up behind them and strangling them to death right then there, maybe under a street light, turning them around so they stare at me while I watch the life drain for them eyes, then I walk away whistling the happiest of tunes.
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I agree. At the end of the day there's no way any one person or group of people could be able to say anything is objectively moral or immoral, despite how "clear" some of those things may already seem to be or thought of or accepted within the global population.
I can say you ought or you should, but those to me mean nothing more than opinion. I can say you need to breath air in order to continue living for more than a day, and that would be true, but you're not morally or any such way obligated to keep breathing.
I guess if I wanted to convince someone they were morally obligated to do something like breathing, it wouldn't be any different than me saying you're morally obligated to not kill yourself because because the air NEEDS you to breath IT. haha
In other words, I agree. I can only give a million reasons why something ought to be, but can never give reason why something HAS to be, because it doesn't.
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2018-09-20 at 11:21 PM UTC
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Fat girl names
Originally posted by RisiR †
I actually know a fat Debbie -Deborah. A rich girl. One of my buddies fucked her with a cucumber. She never brushed her teeth for whatever reason. She only chewed those gums that are supposed to clean your teeth. Pretty nasty.
Wouldn't that be a nice way to be remembered on your gravestone.
'Here lies Debbie, haggard slobbish beast, she loved to fuck her veggies, and hated brushing teeth. Nasty ho.'
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Originally posted by stare rape
This is the reason I refuse to kms with a gun. No need to wreck someone else's sanity
Don't really care to become another statistic to be used against gun ownership either
I've always wanted to swan dive into a wood chipper but I know I'd never have the balls
Swan dive into a wood chipper and make sure your only dying wish (scrawl it on a shitty piece of paper) is to have an open casket funeral.
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2018-09-20 at 11:56 PM UTC
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Recommend me a phone
Get the one pan recommended me. Galaxy j7 sky pro. 99 USD. Serves all the purposes I need (shitposting, web browsing, high speed streaming)
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2018-09-20 at 5:30 PM UTC
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Dear Enter
Do people generally get multiple hemorrhoids when they get them? I always hear it said as "I have hemorrhoids." Can't a person just get one? I still don't even really understand them. What do they feel like? Do they hurt? Can you do physical activities with them?
Can I MAKE myself get one to experience it? I don't wanna have to get ass fucked, is there some easy way to self induce a HEMI?
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2018-09-19 at 8:55 PM UTC
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Sex scenes in movies
I've heard in some cases the actors actually just have sex (wanna say I heard this to be true with Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry) in that one movie, monster or something.
Of course that can't be the case too often so during pretend sex I've heard that the guy has to put his dick in a little sleeve that is strapped to his leg so if he gets a bone it just stays tucked in over there.
I don't know the specific INS and OUTS of it though. I just know that a boner sleeve would've been handy for me in Jr high / high school.
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Eh, Jill can't help himself. He once went over 3 pages here of going 'yes', 'no', 'yes', 'no' in an "argument" with someone, probably his own alt.
His obsession with candy is either attraction that he's too pussy to admit, or anger that she's actually a good hearted, successful, easygoing girl when he wants so bad for it not to be that way.
Hes an embarrassing predictable cuck lord and he ought to be treated that way--ignored. I had to be taught this by fellow members here, and they were absolutely right.
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Not a cheap medical procedure, I hope you can foot the bill.
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Date old women on disability, use them for their money.
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2018-09-20 at 12:28 AM UTC
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going on mtv cribz
I would have to say that when I showed them my bathroom. :(
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2018-09-20 at 12:24 AM UTC
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You are all mentally ill
Originally posted by RisiR †
Not sane.
Define sane.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Almost a year without smoking weed as a lifestyle for me. ONE MONTH WITHOUT SYNCANS!
It has actually helped me a lot. I don't plan on starting again anytime soon. God bless.
Anytime soon? I hope you saved your recent withdrawal posts in a neat file somewhere for the next time you DO feel like it. I'm pretty sure 'I'm not gonna do these anytime soon' was the last thing you were thinking about.
Or maybe you're just being a realist. Idk.
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What brand? I had a weird phase at my work a while back where I did the exact same thing--got really into root beer for a while and loved slamming nice cold glasses of it all day.
Then one day I was like, 'mmq' you know how shitty this is for you right?' and then I sighed, and got water instead, with a few lemons, and then just started convincing myself water is way better than anything in the world and now even if I want to try to convince myself to have some root beer, it's hardly appealing at all knowing that there's ice cold healthy water right there for me.
Now I need to incorporate that into foods instead of eating frozen pizzas and Hodge Podges. I've never owned a crock pot but I'm gonna get one soon and I think I'm gonna just eat chicken and rice and eggs every day for the rest of my life.
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This will probably sound like something a psychologist would say, but apart from what splooge said about them being worthless parrots of basic bitch remedies and suggestions, there is SOME value in talking to them. Or someone at all for that matter.
It's not perhaps to get a magical answer or loads of good advice, but more perhaps to hopefully have a breakthrough as they like to say. This could come with talking to anyone though, not necessarily a psychologist.
Like for example you could see a counselor once a week and they just tell you the same things like eat an apple and go for a jog and you'll start feeling better, and you tell them you are too depressed to eat an apple and go for a jog, and they're like well you're gonna have to eat and apple and go for a jog in order to snap out of your depression, and you remind them that you can't, then at some point maybe one of you will see something that helps like, "hey wait a minute, you've become so convinced that you can't do something that even though you absolutely can, you can't accept it."
And maybe you figure out why. Or maybe not. Or maybe your counselor just pisses you off so much so that you get pissed off enough to light the proverbial fire under your own ass so that you don't have to keep going back to tell him or her the same fucking thing every week.
So basically the point in doing it could be more about a- being able to vent and rant to an irl person and b- waiting for the diamond in the rough, so to speak, the moment where something one of you says ends up clicking and something that never made sense ends up making complete sense. Just another perspective to look at it from.
Having said that, I personally haven't seen them much because I too feel like I already know everything they're gonna say or I just don't wanna go talk to a stranger about my feelings. I'd do well to take my own advice but I'm not very good at it.
So I'll just continue to carve lambs and Pentagons (mhmm) into my chest and crawl around my apartment growling at the electricity until something changes.
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