2018-10-22 at 4:54 AM UTC
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quickie
put the Myristicin inside the wax of a small candle, light the candle, place it up on the mantle, grab a knife by the blade, stab yourself with the fuckin' handle
Have you ever met Worchesterfield Mashums? I'm thinking about getting a net kitty bitty and I was gonna think about naming it a variant of MASH depending on circumstances ytbd. lil Mashles MASHY MASHY mash-pot ok I just changed my mind
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Originally posted by Jυicebox
That's one long fucking scrotum
I've read enough of these now to know he meant that he's fucking him anally through his transverse colon and whatnot all the way through the inside of his body and up to his throat, while his regular ball sack is just where it would be, bouncing on the ass cheeks.
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2018-10-21 at 6:22 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by ~L J~
I’ll be too busy and miss your funny faces. Have fun though. :P
Too busy laughing at photos of dead niggers amirite?? Haha it's just a website lol it's not serious its just laughs. Hahaha LJ ur actually really cool. Never met someone like u
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2018-10-18 at 2:31 AM UTC
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I'm a serial killer AmA
If I was a serial killer I'd leave a long ass scroll behind lodged into my victim's asshole. I'd also cut the asshole out of them however that works, and nail it to a nearby wall, with the scroll in it. Or maybe I'd tie a string to it and dangle it from a ceiling. Or I could have a secret HUT filled with dangling buttholes with scrolls in them, each scroll specific to the details of my torture and murder of that individual, so when I'm finally caught or decide enough is enough, I can send the detectives to my HOLE HUT and blow their minds. I'd also have a bunch of CCTV cams set up so I could watch their reactions, and I'd also have it set up to when they went in the doors would lock behind them and the place would heat up like a sauna hotter and hotter until they roast to death. It would be sad to see all my buttholes burn away, but worth it for my actum finalem.
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Originally posted by Item 9
^ for mega-millions they use actual balls
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Originally posted by Item 9
I've never sucked cock and I don't plan to, I'm guessing it just tastes like plain ol skin?
It tastes like fettucini alfredo if you're doing it right.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Ohhhh Maqqqqqqqqq,
I DID IT!!!!
I saw a couple walking down the aisle at Walgreens yesterday, bwahahaha. I know I don’t have the imagination you do, but I pictured her getting butt secs while he was smacking her ass and pulling the pony tail she had. I had to look away fast because they noticed me just standing there envisioning them. I was just standing there, I wasn’t very subtle, not my forte.
You little shit!!! I told you you planted the seed ya big dammit.
I will admit, when I managed to walk away from that akward situation, I laughed while envisioning me telling you and the way I think you look.
Welcome, friend, to THE WAY. Please, by all means, ENJOY. XD
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2018-10-16 at 3:11 PM UTC
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SpectraL
Originally posted by -SpectraL
It's not a need, it's a fact.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Strange. Those r my initials 😨
Vicky Norwell-Orwell-Rickleson-Burt-Eagen-Rooperg-Trampeen Ortega, is that really you??
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Was it better without me?
No. Obviously not. It's just that time of year where we go through rough 11-month patch of shit.
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why are you fucks so smart? name drpopping people all the time
oh I wanna be like JAmmes Conlliengly oh I wanna do wahat Mark Terrnifold is doing right now he's doing so many good things !!! with the industry!!1
i love the industry
just names you fuckers, political names, why do you know them all??
im gonna break down your shit with a simple minded approach
WHATSA UNION? a UNION? a hunch of people huddled up together like "oohh WOAHHH we goota stick together guys we're a unuion". is that how it started? two fagts having sex in the butt as fags are apt to do and then they decided lets take this union of ours FURTHER!
public sector! HA! what's that even mean. seriously, whta's that mean? a sector? is that like a place of land or something? so a public place of land, that s what the UNIONS (gay fags) like? the gays like public land pieces, and rightfully so. And the GOVERNMENT? ugh
you wanna bring in the GOVERNMENT? what a nother stupid term . wanna die? how about die? fucking government. I govern YOU. peice of shit
and the BEARDED EX COMMIES WHO RUN THE GAY FAG GROUP are just fine. who is the BEARDED EX COMMIES. I HATE THEM. show them to me right now I want to fight them in real life.
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Originally posted by SBTlauien
Abusing plants?
You don't wanna know.
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Originally posted by cupocheer
Totse3 – this is not your garage – keep your bullshit collectibles in your own garage – "Fuck with me on this and I have something special for you. I'll even send snoo out to give you fair warning to clear out or lose it all. Ive been more than patient.
I'm feeling quite "its a female thang" today and that can be extremely dangerous?
You forget to 'end quote' your quote.
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The true winner is he who never was.
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Originally posted by aldra
Have a look into how the CCCP or Iranian Basiji operate at the grassroots level
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning
Fianna Fail, the historic ruling party of Ireland, now pretty much discredited, used to function in a mass movement sort of way. That sort of thing doesn't take in a modern society though.
you two couldn't fucking wait could you. COULD YOU.
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER.
HAVE A LOOK INTO THE CCCP -- what the fuck ALDRA? using abbreviations or acro nyms whatever its fucking called, all the time. THE CCCCCCCPS have alook into them the CCCP. WHATS THAT MEAN? haha I know I know. but I don't. CHILD CHILD CHILD PORN for all I know
and then what
FIANNA FAIL? is that a fucking porn star?
oh the RULING HISTORY OF IRELAND? literally not more than THREE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD give a fuck about that. ahahahhaa . Im just kidding I know more people than three do, but still, comon. COME ON.
MODERN SOCIETY. all society is modern. CAN YOU CLAM DOWN?
unreal unreal XD XD
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Originally posted by totse3.com
wut kind of shoes?
Uggs
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Oh, I'm dumb. As usual. Red it wrong.
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2018-10-18 at 3:19 AM UTC
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I'm a serial killer AmA
Originally posted by -SpectraL
You could dry out the buttholes and make butthole memento keychain chips out of them, maybe dye them neon colors.
Yes and sell them to the LGBQmmunity. I like it.
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