Originally posted by tee hee hee
Who the heck is sploo?
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Do you ever get to a thread and read the last cringe comment and forget what thread you're even in?
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2018-11-07 at 6:37 PM UTC
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Daylight savings
Originally posted by ohfralala
Does anybody even know what time it actually is???
I see what you
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2018-11-07 at 6:41 PM UTC
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Daylight savings
Haha I have this really really really long story about this thing my mom did to me once but I'll keep it to myself.
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2018-11-07 at 5:44 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Plus, then no one else dying of thirst can rob you of it (unless, of course, they cut open your belly).
There's nothing sweeter than wringing out a beer soaked liver into your lonely parched mouth.
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2018-11-07 at 4:57 AM UTC
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I Voted Today
Originally posted by cupocheer
Did I ask if you did, but why would I?
Are you retarded?
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2018-11-07 at 4:32 AM UTC
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Users you would do
yah yeah fuck you
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Combining any drug with any other drug is 100% a better decision than any solo drug. Everytime. Ever.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Butthole Surfers… I can't even remember what a single song of theirs sounds like, but I'll take the band anyway because, well, we're talking about people who surf buttholes.
In terms of surfing a butthole, it definitely redefines the term 'catchin a few waves,' and not in a good way.
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Imma spread my mayonnays all over this albino bread, spooning it softly. Spanking it softly with the teaspoon because I know it likes it like that. You naughty bread. You are so naughty.
Have you ever sucked a fart out of a grown woman's rear end?
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2018-11-04 at 1:41 AM UTC
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My dad just ate medication
Originally posted by infinityshock
eat my cock instead.
That's a pretty small meal.
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To me it's very obvious between those who are self aware and those are aren't. You can't necessarily determine it from looking at someone or a brief series of encounters but after enough interaction and observation it becomes self evident.
People who generally boast about accomplishments or tend to have those "one up" type of responses or stories are classic cases of un-selfawareness. They're goal is to prove to themselves and others thst they are worthy, important, of value, when that's generally not the case but of course they aren't aware of what they're doing or how they're behaving. I think it's a good thing to be self conscious to a degree that you recognize how your actions affect other people and how those people will likely respond to that.
Much respect to people who can admit faults, not claim to be know-it-alls, and contain the ability to look at things rationally and with a level head, despite the heated nature that can be involved.
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To an extent its easier for me my more sick and twisted side myself, baby mutilation rape jokes and sexual banter that I wouldn't normally talk like in day to day life, at least to a portion of my family. The friends I have are similar in my style of humor and so making those comments and jokes are fairly commonplace and I'm fortunate for that. It's nice to have a bro at work that I can say "goddamn that new server is fucking hot I sear to god I'm gonna fucking end up pounding her asshole downstairs at the end whether she likes it or not." and then he laughs and gets it- no hint of "Jesus fuck mq did you just say that??
That's why I say I'm not too dissimilar here than I am in the real world and that's because I don't really have any reason to be. Obviously I have to how more discretion in face to face human interaction but I'm at that point where if nothing else, forums like this have helped me develop a stronger confidence in carrying my abstract sense of humor to real life.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
To anon,
Thank you for all the help you gave me through the years. Thank you for the advice, and just talking to me, literally saving my life a handful of times. You were always there at the right moment for me, surprisingly so, even when it had been a while since we last talked. You shared cool shit with me, and well… I mailed cookies. You're a good person, who has very little self worth, and that's your biggest problem. You're charismatic as fuck, but you don't think you're worth anything, and it's why you don't care when you hurt yourself, family, and friends. You're kind, sweet, thoughtful, and loving. You're gonna make a girl really happy one day. Just remember, you're better than what you put yourself down as. You're smart as fuck too. I couldn't accomplish what you've done, I'm proud of you, and that's why I've always looked up to you. I know it's hard right now, but it'll get better. I hope and pray you find happiness, you deserve it so much, just keep at it. It'll fall into place soon enough, honey. Just keep going to the park and watching those sunrises, keep working at it to get better. Maybe you do need medication for your mental health/bipolar shit. Go to the shrink, see a therapist, find a good therapist who fits you. Talk to someone, anyone, don't hold your problems inside. Tell friends, and family, see if they can't help you through this. Remember always, I love you. You're in my heart. You're part of the tiny circle of people who are my family, my kin, the people I love above all, and you always will be I'm forever in your debt for all you've done to help me, all the love, and support at really bad times in my life, and your random acts of heroin. I appreciate you being there so much. Take care, be safe, and I send you off with my love.
copied for pasting purposes toward anyone that is ever sad with me
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set up a cam at your front door, order packages, wear a mask and steal the same packages from yourself on said cam
I don't know how Amazon works with footage of stolen packages. Surely thsts been suggested before as an idea though. Self stealing package scam?? Too easy.
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2018-11-03 at 11:02 PM UTC
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2018-11-02 at 12:19 PM UTC
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FUCK YOU
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
No one is free, everyone is chained by the rules of society…even those who live outside of society.
Well if nothing else we're chained by the laws of physics otherwise I'd float through the air by myself and swing by your place with a few ales.
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