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2018-10-25 at 6:44 PM UTC in what the fuck is lifeAgitate up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-25 at 6:26 PM UTC in what the fuck is lifeI just wanna fuck bad bitches. All the nights I never had bitches. Now I'm all up in that ass bitches.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-24 at 1:45 AM UTC in Some mentally unstable gay guy told me I was soulless in a barAnyway telling someone they're soulless is like telling someone they're dinosaurless.
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2018-10-24 at 11:36 AM UTC in Southerners make white people look badReal men smoke treesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-24 at 1:54 PM UTC in Should we embrace our grief?The best part of mourning up, is folders in your cup.
Just kiddo g.
The best part of mourning is mourning.
There's only a handful of us here who have lost PARENTS. Moms and dads.
I can't imagine losing my MOM. Ugh. So sad thoughts and prayers sent to the mom losers.
I cared about two people my life - my dad Bruce and of course Chootie. Then they died. I hate die. Which is why I wanna never have a new dad or cat.
Im gonna get a new kitty this week though anyway
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Like Falco says, 3 days of sad are worth the thousands of happy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-24 at 12:53 PM UTC in eBagger trolls other TinyChat rooms (Video Inside)By that I mean I'm mildly interested in this.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-24 at 2:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI seriously don't remember any mods or who was what. Who gives a shit. I remember you and FUNASWEGO.
zoklet BI my heart. Only thing I really ever care/d about.
The. Box. Was. Empty.
Goddamn the fucking Amazon scam was legit as fuck for a while and only well known through zoklet. Mmmmmm.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-24 at 1 PM UTC in Silverman talks about Louis CK's love of fapping
Originally posted by Zanick By now this must be one of the more notable cases of problematic exhibitionism. Maybe he should try to own this as part of his sexual identity. He might actually garner sympathy and incite discourse on masturbation like he's always wanted to do.
He has owned it. Everyone has ruined everything. Jesus christ can you imagine being HILARIOUS your whole life, the PEAK of humor, and get shut down over two people's little misunderstanding?
Yeah, misunderstanding. His shit the most basic, non sexually aggressive shit I've seen. I feel so bad for him.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-24 at 2:13 PM UTC in Guess what the user above you does for moneyThe opposite of retired sad clownThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-24 at 4:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI'm gonna buy some tech tonight. Hopefully the niggas at the bowling alley hook it up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-22 at 3:47 AM UTC in Should we embrace our grief?
Originally posted by Lanny I'm kind of on the DontTellEm train here, I think some people just prefer to grieve on their own. I don't think there's anything wrong with someone for choosing to share their grief but I don't think it's a cathartic experience for everyone. Funerals are really rough for me, not because someone who I cared about died, that sucks with or without a funeral, but because you're obligated to "act sad" and I never really know how to do that. It just feels awkward and I never know what to say, I just want to melt into the wall or die myself so I don't have continue trying to figure out how you're supposed to act in a situation like that.
It feels like public demonstrations of grief almost cheapen the sentiment. It's not about the loss, it's about a social ritual around the loss. I'd rather stick to the usual social script and go be a depressed sack of shit on my own time.
I've found the best way to approach a funeral is to go into it with the mindset of making the family members of the deceased more uncomfortable than you might feel. A common technique of mine would result in a conversation such as this:
*enters fancy church where the funeral is taking place for a known non-believer yet the entire service is focused on God's saving grace*
*finds immediate family member/s of dead person*
me: *shakes head* "oh man oh man. I am SO SO sorry, I am just so sooo soooo sorry for your loss." *shakes head more aggressively* "It's not fair, it's just not fair."
family: "thank you Wren, it's a very tough time indeed, and.. thank you for making it here, I know it would mean a lot to ****"
me: "Of course, and I just want to say that, really, it should've been me."
family: "OOHH WREN. no no no. Don't talk like th--"
me: "no seriously, it should've fucking been me. ***** didn't deserve that shit. I DID. I DO. I wish I could trade places with ****"
family: "Wren ! Please Wren that's ... nice? I'm not sure what you're saying but, what happened happened for a reason, and we accept that and we hope you can too, please don't think like that Wren."
me: "I'm not THINKING like ANYTHING. I should have died instead. It's just... it's true. It would've been better for everyone."
*everyone is openly crying at this point*
family: "Wren please don't talk like that it's not right. It's not your fault, and it should NOT have been you. That is... that is just .. it's just.."
me: "SO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? YOU'D RATHER ****** DIE THAN ME? DID YOU EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT HIM/HER?!! I JUST FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGED HIS/HER LIFE WAS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN MINE AND YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M WRONG??? DO YOU EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT ******* ??? HOLY SHIT! YOU DON'T, DO YOU?! YOU COULDN'T CARE FUCKING LESS, COULD YOU????!!!"
*family is openly weeping, loudly, while gnashing their teeth*
family: "WREEN PLEEEASE DONT DO THIS, NOT RIGHT N--"
me: "I HATE YOU!! I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!!!!"
*molotovs everything*
I don't know it's just a good way to sort of lighten the moodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-23 at 10:15 PM UTC in I sexually identify as a robotI sexually identify as your dad's email address.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-23 at 8:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI just walked out in front of my apartment and this girl was walking along the sidewealk wearing her headphones and I walked up behind her and tapped on her shoulder because I was drunk and she stopped all scared and I was like "heyyy heyyyyy sorry girl im just seeing what's up"
I said that. I SAID "sorry girl I'm seeing what's up" and she pepper sprayed me .
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2018-10-23 at 4:39 AM UTC in How do I claw my way our of the epistemological void I find myself in?
Originally posted by HTS Not strongly… not consistently, no. I've had inclinations to do things, but I can't remember ever feeling truly driven to accomplish some goal. This whole tranny thing is probably the most consistent effort I've put into any one thing in my life. π
I am so fucking retarded at advice I have no idea why I keep trying to give it. There should be a saying "if you cant take your own advice, just die." and then I should listen to it. :=
I don't give a fuck about your gender adventures. I just know Lucy, but as you probably know too, you don't ever truly know anyone. So advice is futile. just do this! Just do thst! it doesn't work. It never does.
But. BUT. I also learned saying NEVER is a bad thing. So technically you're supposed to at least always believe. I can't and I won't statements DO become ingrained. They just do. Lol.
Anyway I'm drunk and I uhh, wish the best for every person in the world etc. Seveunteen million heartz!!!, β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπππππππππππβ€οΈπππβ€οΈπππβ€οΈππβ€οΈThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-23 at 3:19 AM UTC in Heres some life advice.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-22 at 9:59 PM UTC in What would your trade mark be if you were a killer?
Originally posted by SBTlauien Imagine being old and retired and just sitting and watching the sunset on the ocean and knowing that you killed a dozen or so of people and got away with it. Knowing that others have been locked up for life or even executed, but you're free enjoying life.
Just imagine the feeling. That little ball of joy and excitement deep down inside, keeping you feeling good as you age.
I would EASILY be in prison for the rest of my natural life if I'd been caught for everything I've done, so I like to think it's at least...similar. I can bask in that.
*basks in that*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-23 at 12:32 AM UTC in Heres some life advice.If you can't be grateful for what you have now, what makes you think you'd be grateful if you had more?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-22 at 4:54 AM UTC in quickieput the Myristicin inside the wax of a small candle, light the candle, place it up on the mantle, grab a knife by the blade, stab yourself with the fuckin' handle
Have you ever met Worchesterfield Mashums? I'm thinking about getting a net kitty bitty and I was gonna think about naming it a variant of MASH depending on circumstances ytbd. lil Mashles MASHY MASHY mash-pot ok I just changed my mindThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-22 at 5:24 AM UTC in Would anyone be interested in a Bill Krozby q and a, in December?
Originally posted by JΟ icebox That's one long fucking scrotum
I've read enough of these now to know he meant that he's fucking him anally through his transverse colon and whatnot all the way through the inside of his body and up to his throat, while his regular ball sack is just where it would be, bouncing on the ass cheeks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-21 at 6:22 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
