set up a cam at your front door, order packages, wear a mask and steal the same packages from yourself on said cam
I don't know how Amazon works with footage of stolen packages. Surely thsts been suggested before as an idea though. Self stealing package scam?? Too easy.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I remember someone on totse or zoklet had their signature "I'LL SHIT ON A MOTHERFUCKING LUIGI BOARD"
other than that we were playing with one at a literal jedi kids house and his mom came in screaming "WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DEVIL SHIT?" and we like like "lol it's just fake shit"
I think ooowweegee boards just make people yell
Ouija boards get a bad rep like moms all thinking you're talking to Satan when you're just trying to figure out if that hot girl likes you.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Understood. Was it easy for u to let the believes u believed go? When u realized what u Thought to be true?
No. It was difficult for a variety of reasons, one because I "believed" my whole life and turning my back on god was a scary thought. Two, I have a lot of christians in my family and having to "come out" I knew they'd be disappointed, but I just reached a breaking point and realized I'd rather be honest with myself and them rather than pretending to be something I'm not.
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I was gonna try to make this into a rap but I dont think I can
so ill just tell this quick story probably
or maybe I can, like a bad man with bad men
like a chiken in a coop of hens
ugh
this thread is about what happend to me tonight ok so
I was talking to weenie butt aka fralalalala alalalalallalalalalalalal and others and then I had to go to the BAR with my nigga CHRIS so I was like Chris wasup and he's like nothing so we wne there and played some PIG WEHEEL you gys ever do that? PIG WHEEL?
anyway I hit my number twice in 3 turns which I never do so it payed out like 80-1 which is cool since i only bet a dollar on that spot so I won 80 dollars and then im like "lets go" and chris is like "yeah ok" and then we went up to the bar to pay his tab
and the bartender wasnt there because it's not the normal one the noraml one is micheellle but its her one day off a week
so. it was a new faggot bartender and we was trying to pay his tab and he literally couldn't because he wasn't there and so we went to the other end of the bar to ask the other bartender and shes like "I don't know where he is either he is a piece of shit" . she said that.l " he's a pice of shit i have no idea"
so we're like "uhhhh ok wtf" and then wer're at the lobbby area and then he FINALLY comes around like he was in some weird haunted corridor the whole tme and hes like WOAHHHHH what the fuck are you guy sdoing you can't leave with those drinks in your hand!!
and obvoisly im drunk right: and im like "fuck m8 we've been waiting on you for the last half hour to just pay our tab" and hes like "oh ive been busy getting NAPKINS" (from some room) and so wtf
so you're gett8ing NAPKINS you stupid bitch and we're just trying to literally pay out and he wants to make US to be the bad guys and so
AND SO
so we're walking down the stairs to leave the establishmnent, my buddy has his GLASS BOTTLE BEER in hand, I have my plastic drink in hand, and he suddenly flies in , suddenly ,tries to tell us WE CANT LEAVE with those. WE CANT LEAVE WITH GLASS BOTTLES.
and so i say "you're closing you stupid bitch we can leave however we want:
and he says ":nooooope you aren't allowed to leave with a glass bottle"
so i am getting really mad and i say "you fuckng kidding me dude? you havent been there for the lat half an hour when we (by we I mean he, my friend) were trying to pay our (by our i mean his) tab.
then he starts talking shit and we start talking shit and start walking down the stairs more and leave the building while he's yelling at us and then he said something from way back and it made me stop at the base of the stairs right when we were gonna leave peaceflly
he said "you dont know what you're getting yourself into". we were just gonna leave and walk home but he said that and I was juyst drunk enough to where I stopped in ME TRACKS. like a british m8. i stopped literally as I was holdihng the exit door, looked back up to him and said "you wot m8?:" and he said it again . and I said come down here and say it to me again bitch, cuz he was just standin gup there at the top of the stairs, so come down bitch. CASH ME OUSSIDE. haha i didn't actually say CASH me ousside but i
anyway he came outside and I had a rabble rouse with him talking more shit and words and he was frustrated because he was in the wrong the whole time because he's a faggot bitch noob bartender pussy and we fought in the parking lot and I don't ever fight but I was angry enough to do it tonight and so we did it and maybe I was lucky but I got a good swing on him and dropped his ass, lol, and then me and dude left. like right after. he dropped, we left. I ddin't wanna make a spectacle of it. dumb bitch though he's still making me mad how he tried to fucking antagonize me and friend for trying to find him to pay his tab. I hate him I hope he died.
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