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2018-11-14 at 10:58 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionWhen people say motherfucker usually they emphasize fucker but really they should be emphasizing mother right? Like that's the insult like you fuck your mom you mom fucker. But people say it line
Motherfucker
When should be
"hey get away from me you stupid mother fucker.
Im right as usual. I wonder why it's changed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-14 at 12:56 PM UTC in When you're getting a blowjob from a wormThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-14 at 1:44 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsIt's 10 degrees here I'm gonna need you to clam down and appreciate your degrees. ThanksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-14 at 1:33 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-14 at 1:31 PM UTC in Who wants to see a picture of me and my face and my penis in the whole picture?LMNOP!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-14 at 1:13 PM UTC in Poleniggaβs morningtime threadOh cupo you're like a bright shining light to threads like everytime I think a thread is dying BAM there you are with a fucking BRIGHT BEACON OF LIGHT AND INSPIRATION. how do you do it why aren't you a motivation poster on the walls of middle school classrooms all across the nation?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-14 at 10:52 AM UTC in Poleniggaβs morningtime threadMy friend found a cat in his stairwell apartment and has kept it and he's named stairwell and but he found a flyer in the apt for a missing cat and it's like nearly the same description for it so it's probably the same cat but not necessarily but fucking probably
And so I asked the question of ethics and morals I asked hey
If the owner came and was like can I see the cat and then they were like yep, that's my cat, do you give it back? Cuz he's had stairwell for like 6 months now. And cats hosneslt don't care they're so adaptive. But it's ethics. Or morals?
My friend said no he'd keep the cat. I disagree. Even though you love the cat I think you should give it back to its first owner/lover. Like put yourself in their place.
ConondrumThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-14 at 11:48 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?It's fine if you do I guess but it does make you sort of gay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-14 at 12:12 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by gadzooks Now that I think about it, it's not as absurd as it sounds.
People take oral amphetamines all the time (like adderal for ADHD, etc).
Hmm, I may just start taking oral amphetamines.
Either that, or injecting it straight into my eyeball (that's a thing, right? I hope it isn't, cuz it sounds weird, but I do think it's a thing).
Well right when you say it literally "drinking meth" it sounds weird but yes sir that's how some do it.
And the water doesn't even taste weird. A twenty Oz bottle of water, pour a fucking point of tech in it, and sip. I think that's what some types do because it's not as dramatic as smoking or blasting and it's like almost a way to casually be high. Idk.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-14 at 11:57 AM UTC in Who wants to see a picture of me and my face and my penis in the whole picture?I need votes tech I'm gonna need you to clam down.
Here's a real quick poem for you entirely unrelated to anything.
I am a person man and I like things.
Sometimes I like diamonds sometimes I like rings.
Sometimes I like everything life fucking brings
And sometimes I just wanna fucking carve my own body into a turkey shape and burn myself repeatedly with a lighter every spot over and over right to my nerves ends but not entirely so I always feel the pain and I don't ever die just constant nerve pain and burn burn burn I seriously love burning and maybe gouge my eyes out with a fork but not before i literally hold a lighter flame to my open eyeball haha
And that's the fucking song I sings. XDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-14 at 12 PM UTC in Speaking of smells ....Keep ayinf off my joke fuckersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-14 at 3:20 AM UTC in Speaking of smells ....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-12 at 1:46 PM UTC in Tell me about Michigan!! DT Detroit is freaking awesomeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-14 at 5:08 AM UTC in If you're anything but a classic liberal you literally enjoy masturbating while sucking cock in publicFine I'll allow it.
Only a virgin male wouldn't know what an IUD is.
There I set you up for a good reply.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-13 at 7:56 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsOmg lol LMRAO rofl πππππ§ππ ahahahahaha!!!!! HAAAAA! ππππππππππππππππππππ
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2018-11-13 at 6:36 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by DontTellEm I read ur thread, I'm sorry bae. π What are ur nightmares like?
It's ok. I forgive you.
My nightmares are good. I embrace them, enjoy them, appreciate them, welcome them.
Often when I go to sleep I pray to Gods I don't believe in to bring me horrible, wretched, terrifying dreams.
I love it, hate it, and need it.
And thus is my small case for the Oxford comma. One love niggas, bitches, and the like.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-13 at 11:42 AM UTC in several notes about self awareness*huffs carpet deodorizer*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-13 at 7:25 AM UTC in Got some head tonight & it was outstandingWeird sex has apparently never gotten dome (head) from me. I'd suck his dick off so fast he wouldn't know which side of the Mississippi he even ever lived on.
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2018-11-13 at 8:12 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-13 at 7:22 AM UTC in I'm GGG and I not so recently released my book "Hitchhiked Into Conception" AmA!Β§mΒ£ΓgΓL showing the book would be like Jill showing a current picThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
