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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Clever!

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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    LMNOP!!
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh cupo you're like a bright shining light to threads like everytime I think a thread is dying BAM there you are with a fucking BRIGHT BEACON OF LIGHT AND INSPIRATION. how do you do it why aren't you a motivation poster on the walls of middle school classrooms all across the nation?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My friend found a cat in his stairwell apartment and has kept it and he's named stairwell and but he found a flyer in the apt for a missing cat and it's like nearly the same description for it so it's probably the same cat but not necessarily but fucking probably

    And so I asked the question of ethics and morals I asked hey

    If the owner came and was like can I see the cat and then they were like yep, that's my cat, do you give it back? Cuz he's had stairwell for like 6 months now. And cats hosneslt don't care they're so adaptive. But it's ethics. Or morals?

    My friend said no he'd keep the cat. I disagree. Even though you love the cat I think you should give it back to its first owner/lover. Like put yourself in their place.

    Conondrum
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's fine if you do I guess but it does make you sort of gay.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Now that I think about it, it's not as absurd as it sounds.

    People take oral amphetamines all the time (like adderal for ADHD, etc).

    Hmm, I may just start taking oral amphetamines.

    Either that, or injecting it straight into my eyeball (that's a thing, right? I hope it isn't, cuz it sounds weird, but I do think it's a thing).

    Well right when you say it literally "drinking meth" it sounds weird but yes sir that's how some do it.

    And the water doesn't even taste weird. A twenty Oz bottle of water, pour a fucking point of tech in it, and sip. I think that's what some types do because it's not as dramatic as smoking or blasting and it's like almost a way to casually be high. Idk.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I need votes tech I'm gonna need you to clam down.

    Here's a real quick poem for you entirely unrelated to anything.


    I am a person man and I like things.

    Sometimes I like diamonds sometimes I like rings.

    Sometimes I like everything life fucking brings

    And sometimes I just wanna fucking carve my own body into a turkey shape and burn myself repeatedly with a lighter every spot over and over right to my nerves ends but not entirely so I always feel the pain and I don't ever die just constant nerve pain and burn burn burn I seriously love burning and maybe gouge my eyes out with a fork but not before i literally hold a lighter flame to my open eyeball haha

    And that's the fucking song I sings. XD
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Keep ayinf off my joke fuckers
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks I dive right into my apartment buildings' dumpster and just roll around in pure garbage every morning.

    I wanna know what impure garbage is now.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc fool




    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "fool"!

    are you fucking retarded or what?



    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "are you fucking retarded or what? "!
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fine I'll allow it.

    Only a virgin male wouldn't know what an IUD is.

    There I set you up for a good reply.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Omg lol LMRAO rofl πŸ˜œπŸ˜†πŸ™ƒπŸ˜˜πŸ§πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜“ ahahahahaha!!!!! HAAAAA! πŸ’•πŸ™‚πŸ’•πŸ™‚πŸ’•πŸ™‚πŸ’•πŸ™‚πŸ’•πŸ™‚πŸ’•πŸ™‚πŸ’•πŸ™‚πŸ’•πŸ™‚πŸ’•πŸ™‚πŸ’•πŸ™‚

    πŸ’
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I read ur thread, I'm sorry bae. 😘 What are ur nightmares like?

    It's ok. I forgive you.

    My nightmares are good. I embrace them, enjoy them, appreciate them, welcome them.

    Often when I go to sleep I pray to Gods I don't believe in to bring me horrible, wretched, terrifying dreams.

    I love it, hate it, and need it.

    And thus is my small case for the Oxford comma. One love niggas, bitches, and the like.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *huffs carpet deodorizer*
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Weird sex has apparently never gotten dome (head) from me. I'd suck his dick off so fast he wouldn't know which side of the Mississippi he even ever lived on.

    And I swallow.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Ya he wants baby.


    Ot: about 30%

    Fuck off

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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Β§m£ÂgØL showing the book would be like Jill showing a current pic
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If I told someone to leave MY apartment and they SASSED ME and sat down on my couch to watch TV I'd break a frying pan over the back of their skull and throw em off my balcony. Papa likes his privacy. FUCK OFF.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fail horn!
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Drinking your own puke and then puking because of it and drinking it again, repeat forever.
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