2018-11-15 at 6:55 PM UTC
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taunting the fire department
I wonder how many times a fire department building has burned down.
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2018-11-15 at 9:49 PM UTC
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Eating ass
My tongue's my money.
Lemme invest in
your small intestine.
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2018-11-15 at 10:20 PM UTC
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Taking up running this winter
Originally posted by Zanick
I'm in the midwest and I expect to be taking it up the ass at zero degrees often. I'll need materials that are both insulating and moisture-wicking. The windbreaker isn't an absolute necessity, from what I can tell, but I'll know whether I need it before long because we just had our first snowfall.
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2018-10-17 at 10:43 AM UTC
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"Jeff Hunter" where are you?
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2018-11-15 at 9:48 PM UTC
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Fight to the death techniques
Originally posted by gadzooks
A shaved dude's ass has a certain appeal.
At least, that what I've heard…
Yeah it most resembles a babby's bottom.
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2018-11-15 at 6:25 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by mmQ
Let's all cool our jets and say nice things only.
You don't have a jet to cool fucking pussy ass bitch.
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Originally posted by aldra
we don't see it at all, it's called infrared because it's on the red end of the spectrum
Remember that nigger infrared? Wasn't it him with that infamous cringe picture with the nurse scrubs? Hahahah
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I'd imagine there isn't one user who'd they care about at this point.
Honestly.
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2018-11-15 at 12:33 AM UTC
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Users you would do
Originally posted by gadzooks
Lol, I don't really make it a habit to look up a person's ethnic heritage, but if I had to guess, I'd guess he's a member of the tribe.
Well guess what? You're wrong. He's Italian and Polish.
Have a good night FAGGOT.
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2018-11-14 at 11:32 PM UTC
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Speaking of smells ....
Originally posted by cupocheer
Back off, Mewsick….he's sniffing my ass.
Closest Ive been to a sexual encounter in years.
Don't ruin it for me now.
Why does it smell like horse cock?
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By themselves and they set it up with a bunch of dildos and puppet people made out of pillows and brooms and stuff and they had it all elaborate so it's like everyone was chain fucking and sucking each other and moaning like the person made an audio tape of a bunch of different sex sounds and played it while they went around their room doing different things to the different pillow people
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2018-11-14 at 10:46 PM UTC
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hey guys,, Spark it up its 420
One time there was this person made out of crayons and he would walk around to the market and people would stare in awe like he's so cute look at that strange man made of crayon.
The crayon man hated it though he just wanted to be made of normal skin and bones like everyone else and he hated his crayon body despite the fact everyone liked it.
Then he fucking blew his face off with a shotgun and the splatter on the wall was so beautiful but he never got to see it.
The end.
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2018-11-14 at 8:51 PM UTC
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ZTT : were you an accident ?
All my life I've been considered as the worst
Lyin' to my mother,even stealing out her purse
Crime after crime,from drugs to extortion
I bet my mother wish she got a fuckin' abortion
She don't even love me like she did when I was younger
Sucking on her chest,just to stop my fuckin' hunger
I wonder if I die,would tears come to her eyes
Forgive me for my disrespect
Forgive me for my lies
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Originally posted by ohfralala
I want the two on the left especially the one in the back left
That would be weird to be a cute kitten like say the middle back one but when they put a bunch of other cute kittens around you suddenly you're the least cute kitten and yiu get all worried about it like what the heck I thought I was a cute kitten?? And you are but the other kittens are just so much cuter that you look ugly in comparison and people don't want you anymore like poor middle back kitty bitty but then I show up and say "hey id like the least cute kitty you have" and the kitty would suddenly look up like "wait.. I'd thst.. Is that.. Me😻??" and we'd both start crying and smiling and embracing and everyone would learn this huge life lesson
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I would have a mirror so I could see you trying to lasso me and id juke and jive and tuck and roll and you'd miss me and yell out 'dang darn it!!!' super loud it'd echo through the streets and I'd giggle and do a Bill Krozby laugh then id do a secret whistle and suddenly my daykrew of boys would appear in the rooftops around you and all hurl prepared balls of fresh poops at you until you were so full of shit you couldn't even see straight and then I'd come back and be like hey man no hard feelings just wanted you to learn a lesson and then we'd shake hands
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Originally posted by ohfralala
Yes and I’ve got a picture of him if you’d like but I don’t know his email address.
That sucks ass but ok I'll take the picture.
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Originally posted by A College Professor
u did that to me id make u fucken eat it bitch ps i always use a mirror to check so i wouldnt even get pranked bro
I'd wait for you in the bushes and when you looked down at your mirror to check and then saw I had put poo on your HAMDLE you'd look around and there I'd be, with more poo, and a mask, and I'd slap a powerful handful of shit into your face and run off. Plus you'd still have to clean off your handle.
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Piece of shit. :)
I work where there's this big field behind me and me and my friend like to go play catch out there with basebslls or toss the ole pigskin around or whatever but there's like a bunch of mounds of SHIT from the same doge alway and so we have to watch our step
The other week I fuckjng accidentally stepped in a pile and had to literally clean my shoe bottom out with a toothpick getting the poops out.
Point is. It's a field where slot of people let their dogfeys poop and they all have bags and pick up the poop like a GROWN ADULT IS APT TO DO but the one guy doesn't
AND I never knew who he was u til tonight when I went out to smoke and this dog was shittinf square away in the middle of the field (it's now snow covered so the shit is even more obvious when it's fresh cuz it's black on white) and then the owner just called him back and they both got Into his red pickup. Which I saw. So
The point of this is that the faggot thought he never knew anyone knew what he was doing, but now I know, and I know it was him, and I know his vehicle, and I'm gonna literally go out there and pick up all the shit and fucking throw it in the bed of his truck and smear it all over his windows.
That's all.
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Originally posted by ohfralala
I want the two on the left especially the one in the back left
Yeah that's the two I'd pick too but I'd also pick the other three so
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Sturgis in the black hills of SD meth meth tech and tendies.
Wvee seent one of those "crooked houses" built on hills where you pour water and it flows upward and you're like wow it's magic and your dad is like no son its how the house was built its on a hill
And you're like daAAd no it's magic are you stupid don't you BELIEVE!?
But he insists he's right because he is and you're like dang it dad. Dang it! But you don't care anyway because you really do know that it's magic. Super duper special magic even
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