Originally posted by gadzooks
Lol, I just noticed you said "bean working," and I suddenly started thinking of Mexicans.
Yeah that's just an inside joke of sorts I just say it like thst now because thsts how Lucy says it irl.
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I love DP.
Diet Piano
Dr. Pepper
Double Penetration
Dick pussy
Dan Parker
Don Peterson
Doughnut Pastries
Doctor of Penises
Dildo Play
Drinking Piss
The list doesn't end folks
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2018-11-17 at 4:07 AM UTC
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fuck my life
Originally posted by HampTheToker
It just seems that way.
Sup Hamper? Did you just make a comment?
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2018-11-17 at 3:53 AM UTC
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Prolapse
I've never seen anal porn where thst happens unless it's specifically labeled as such. Which means you were watching prolapse porn. Which means you knew. Which means you like it.
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2018-11-17 at 3:27 AM UTC
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Questions for Gordon Ramsey
Originally posted by Technologist
Reality tv not real????? You kidding me????? No, I just can’t take another lie😢
Right I just mean it seems suuuper fake like every episode has the shitty worker that is just absolutely oblivious to how shitty he is. The interactions, everything about it.
I mean, yeah, you're right. I'm just surprised so many people still think the shit is authentic. I guess I should be asking the dipshits thst believe it and not Gordon Ramsey.
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I'm all JACKED UP ON HORSE PILLS AND MARMALADE!! GITTY UP NIGGAS!!
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2018-11-16 at 9:40 AM UTC
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Eating ass
Originally posted by Narc
Sexuality wise yeah.
.
What would you do if I gave a bunch of my piss to a girl to put in a bag inside of her puss and then you two did piss stuff and she pissed all my piss all over you and you drank it and rubbed it in your body and just adored it and then I came in the room Chris Hansen style and said thst it was my piss the whole time
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I too was stung one singular time, on the high seas of Clearwater Beach, one dark and dreary night. We merry band of travelers consuming spirits and fine fruits, made way to the oceanside, the tides unusually high amidst a nearby hurricane.
Upon a likely excessive amount of responsible ale consumption, we came in agreement and sought the company of the stirring sea and the pounding waves.
Plunging into the dark abyss we became shadow-like ragdolls being tossed about, not much unlike a jellyfish; the waves towering above us like Death himself.
Alas, a felt the peculiar sting upon my thigh of what resembled several babby mosquitos, and looked down to catch but the briefest glimpse of a human sized jellyfish.
In my intoxicated state I laughed heartily and carried on thrashing about in the whirling waters until eventually retiring back upon dry land.
Upon inspection of my upper leggal region I discovered an abnormally massive rash of red blotches and pus-like fluids embedded within it.
After a brief conference we concluded it twas but nothing of concern and ventured home.
Got my leg amputated a week later, good fuckin friends I got huh.
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2018-11-16 at 9:21 AM UTC
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Apparently a good thing?
Butthole loosener
That was my nickname in high school
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Yeah did you send her the just the hottest dick pic that a girl's ever seen in the history of dick pics?
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2018-11-16 at 7:24 AM UTC
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This place is gay...
Originally posted by mmQ
Cmon how did you not get this one? Jesus
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2018-11-15 at 6:13 PM UTC
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Eating ass
Originally posted by ohfralala
Lol oh my lord.
Could you imagine if the only way you could get aroused was by sniffing ball sacks?
Yes.
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2018-08-16 at 3:33 AM UTC
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How to sleep after meth?
Why would you take meth if you know you want to sleep soon after?
My advice would be to know what amount generally keeps you up for what amount of time, and then use that to determine appropriate dosage in accordance with when you hope to sleep.
At the end of the day, you can't be using meth and saying whoahh what why can't I sleep why I am awake so long?? Lol. That's the fucking point.
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2018-11-15 at 5:49 AM UTC
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fuck my life
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2018-11-14 at 11:15 PM UTC
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Fight to the death techniques
So you'd instantly lose. K
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2018-11-15 at 6:55 PM UTC
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taunting the fire department
I wonder how many times a fire department building has burned down.
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2018-11-15 at 9:49 PM UTC
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Eating ass
My tongue's my money.
Lemme invest in
your small intestine.
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2018-11-15 at 10:20 PM UTC
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Taking up running this winter
Originally posted by Zanick
I'm in the midwest and I expect to be taking it up the ass at zero degrees often. I'll need materials that are both insulating and moisture-wicking. The windbreaker isn't an absolute necessity, from what I can tell, but I'll know whether I need it before long because we just had our first snowfall.
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