2018-11-14 at 1:05 PM UTC
Piece of shit. :)
I work where there's this big field behind me and me and my friend like to go play catch out there with basebslls or toss the ole pigskin around or whatever but there's like a bunch of mounds of SHIT from the same doge alway and so we have to watch our step
The other week I fuckjng accidentally stepped in a pile and had to literally clean my shoe bottom out with a toothpick getting the poops out.
Point is. It's a field where slot of people let their dogfeys poop and they all have bags and pick up the poop like a GROWN ADULT IS APT TO DO but the one guy doesn't
AND I never knew who he was u til tonight when I went out to smoke and this dog was shittinf square away in the middle of the field (it's now snow covered so the shit is even more obvious when it's fresh cuz it's black on white) and then the owner just called him back and they both got Into his red pickup. Which I saw. So
The point of this is that the faggot thought he never knew anyone knew what he was doing, but now I know, and I know it was him, and I know his vehicle, and I'm gonna literally go out there and pick up all the shit and fucking throw it in the bed of his truck and smear it all over his windows.
That's all.
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2018-11-14 at 1:07 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Ill be damned if I go into my neighbor's yard to pick up shit!
2018-11-14 at 2:11 PM UTC
*dog poops on lawn*
*Walk onto his property to clean dog poop*
*Get shot for trespassing*
ONLY IN AMERICA
2018-11-14 at 2:29 PM UTC
Poop is supposed to go on/in the ground...not a plastic baggy. Lets try to be environmentally friendly people...leave that poop where it falls and save the baggies for crack cocaine.
2018-11-14 at 2:44 PM UTC
Of course nobody would fucking agree with me.
Of fucking course.
2018-11-14 at 2:46 PM UTC
what kind of freak gets off on handling dog terds? what if its from a wild dog? or bird poop? then what?
2018-11-14 at 2:48 PM UTC
Good luck will prosper, abundantly.
2018-11-14 at 2:49 PM UTC
darryl I think you are making one of those posts again!!
2018-11-14 at 2:59 PM UTC
perve if you like picking up strangers dog poop so much then do it!!!
2018-11-14 at 3:05 PM UTC
sell it to gardeners! $$$
2018-11-14 at 5:22 PM UTC
Narc
Space Nigga
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Don't blame you mq, I'd do the same. Smear the dog turd under the handle so its on his hand when he goes to open his truck. Leave a note on the windshield telling him that's his dogs shit and if he keeps leaving it you'll keep giving it back to him.
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2018-11-14 at 5:34 PM UTC
u did that to me id make u fucken eat it bitch ps i always use a mirror to check so i wouldnt even get pranked bro
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2018-11-14 at 5:44 PM UTC
I remember sliding down a hillside as a young-fella-me-lad and my torso got covered in dog shit (as my tshirt rolled up). The smell was horrendous but being a young-fella-me-lad and not wanting to go all the way home I just washed it off at a nearby pond and then continued the horseplay.
This was back in the days when kids played outside...no chance of that happening to kids these days when all they do is play Minecraft or COD.
2018-11-14 at 5:44 PM UTC
Narc
Space Nigga
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
You could try for sure. I wouldn't recommend you did tho, little boy.
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2018-11-14 at 5:46 PM UTC
Narc
Space Nigga
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
And who the fuck carries a mirror and checks the car handle every time they open it? That some serious paranoia right there, lol.
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2018-11-14 at 5:48 PM UTC
its called a compact and i carry it in my tactical messenger-bag
dont shoot the messenger, ok??
