Eating ass

1. 2018-11-15 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Dive into. Ha. I get it.
   
   Yeah I think about that too like I'd be super self conscious making sure she knows what's up and I'd be like wait let me go deep wash my ass again and I'd probably put scents and fragrances up there just to make sure it's totally not gross at all but I'd still feel weird and I'd ask her even "hey will you please tell me if it tastes even remotely like poop cuz I'm so sorry" or whatever.

   
   Lol oh Fargo.
2. 2018-11-15 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Most people don't prep. They just dig right in.
3. 2018-11-15 at 4:43 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Just do it when she gets out of the shower.
4. 2018-11-15 at 5:21 PM UTC

   #24
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   I eat that boonkie
5. 2018-11-15 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   All you niggas are obviously in the pocket of big TP, pressure wash your asshole like a real man.
6. 2018-11-15 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Being how I was addicted to crazy bishes for a cpl decades,I’ve had my fart box tongue punched a few times,usually after a hard night of drinking
   
   Crazy bishes are really horny and freaky and quite honestly a bit nasty.
   
   It was ok. I’d never ask for it,but if a woman is licking your shitter,it’s rude to not accept.
7. 2018-11-15 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why do us crazies like to do the weird shit? I mean obvious answer is bc we are looped but I want a more in depth analysis.
8. 2018-11-15 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I think it has something to do with a lack of boundaries and crazy bishes are really really into you. It is the ultimate compliment to get your ass licked. That person really likes you.
   I have noticed ass eaters also like getting pee’d on. Although I believe getting pee’d on is pretty mainstream.
9. 2018-11-15 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Idk bc I have boundaries, in and out of the bedroom. I’m apt to say that it’s bc crazy chicks are usually trying to get someone to stay, but I actually enjoy the weird stuff so it’s as much for my benefit as it is theirs.
10. 2018-11-15 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I’m sure there are multiple exceptions. Some ppl just like ass smell.
    
    I dated one chic that use to stick her face in my sack and just lay there gettin visibility dripping wet.
    
    Another that loved 69 because she loved the ass and sack in her face.
    
    Er’body got their thing.
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11. 2018-11-15 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol oh my lord.
    
    Could you imagine if the only way you could get aroused was by sniffing ball sacks?
12. 2018-11-15 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol oh my lord.
    
    Could you imagine if the only way you could get aroused was by sniffing ball sacks?

    
    Yes.
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13. 2018-11-15 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I have a buddy that into women having smelly armpits and hair.
    
    It’s funny,because most of the women he dates laugh at him and tell him to fuck off.
    
    That would suck to be really into something and not be able to find someone who’s cool with it.
14. 2018-11-15 at 6:16 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't just lick ass I get right in there and suck on the butthole until it looks like this
    
15. 2018-11-15 at 6:16 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 I have a buddy that into women having smelly armpits and hair.
    
    It’s funny,because most of the women he dates laugh at him and tell him to fuck off.
    
    That would suck to be really into something and not be able to find someone who’s cool with it.

    
    That would suck.
    
    I hate when you’re watching porn and suddenly someone licks an underarm. I even hate the word armpit ugh. I immediately take my hand off my pussy and give up.
16. 2018-11-15 at 6:16 PM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean there's lesbian porn where a woman literally sticks her nose behind fat chick's assholes while they fart and she sniffs it in all passionately. I don't get that one and I'm OK with that.
17. 2018-11-15 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don’t get the fart sniffers either.
18. 2018-11-15 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #38
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And then of course you have people who get off on literally eating shit. But I've never seen that (yes I have).
19. 2018-11-15 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Human beings are the worst. Bahhhhhhhhhhh.
20. 2018-11-15 at 6:25 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I mean sometimes it feels nice to poop but I don’t want to EAT IT.