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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Don't worry - I have good woods.

    How much for one faggot?
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm just kidding I take to back sorry sore yee sorry aoeey sorry aoeeh aoeeh sorry
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    Falco's mirror
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG Why is this your metric for homosexuality lol

    Because a man eating another man's ass is about as homosexual as it gets.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    All I do when I go the bar is WIN.

    WHY?

    People tell me not to be an alcoholic but they love me when I'm drunk.

    Oh garret go home you're drnk" says nobidy
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Loing Interrobang sounds like something they'd do in gitmo

    fag
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Umm

    ?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    mashn remember that time we biked down to the movie theatre and snuck in through the doors where people were leaving and we got into that R rated mnovie and sat in the back row and sucked each other off loudly?
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes I want to ram a metal rod down that dogs mouth and out of his ass and watch him roast and make mmQ watch it as the rats eat at it.

    Things I'd fap to for 2000, Alex.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The fucking EYES

    EYE OF RAJ

    eyes tell all

    You can move you body in every fucking weird way possible but if your eyes look sober people just think your dancing

    But if you do the same thing and your eyes are DIFFERENT its because DRUGS AND CHANGES

    but the damn EYES always tell. Always give it away.

    I have two drinks and my eyes CHANGE. let alone four bowls of meth or a few bottles of Bundy.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How about we suck each other's dicks for as long as it takes to literally suck the dicks off our bodies and then we puke the dicks out, and form and mold the puke into dildos same size as our respective dicks were, and then do it again, forever?
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I honestly don't get how plugging works and I also don't get how liquifying meth works because, yes everyone

    YES EVERYONE I'M THAT STUPID

    When ibkiquify meth it crystallizes wjtrhin like 10-20 seconds so when u blast it u have to do it that fast or what?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm the undisputed taboo champion far and away. I got Zanick with coffee two days ago when I want even active and this, plus 8 others under my belt.

    Goml
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The Reverse Chardini Martini
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Motel 6

    watch your child be raped or watch your husband/wife be murdered?

    Give a reasin for picking motel 6 cmon

    Watch my child being raped because I like watching myself do things

    Bowling or mini golf?
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Kevin Spacey



    Kevin Spacey on kids

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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "boiled peanus"
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What is the WORST reaction to psychedelic drugs you've EVER SEEN?

    Originally posted by The King of White People I pooped my pants

    Originally posted by Xlite Friend almost FUCKING KILLS SOMEONE. (no details or description)

    Originally posted by -mal- I ran home and puked.

    Originally posted by Obbe My friend could hardly stand up at one point.

    Originally posted by Item 9 I peed in my bed.

    WOAH-HO YOU GUYS! Pretty fucked up stuff!!
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Number13 Make myself erect, put on some speedos, go to the door and before paying rub the pizza grease all over my naked buttcheeks.

    Ok you're the oldest weird girl that posts here that isn't a girl..
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