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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "boiled peanus"
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What is the WORST reaction to psychedelic drugs you've EVER SEEN?

    Originally posted by The King of White People I pooped my pants

    Originally posted by Xlite Friend almost FUCKING KILLS SOMEONE. (no details or description)

    Originally posted by -mal- I ran home and puked.

    Originally posted by Obbe My friend could hardly stand up at one point.

    Originally posted by Item 9 I peed in my bed.

    WOAH-HO YOU GUYS! Pretty fucked up stuff!!
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Number13 Make myself erect, put on some speedos, go to the door and before paying rub the pizza grease all over my naked buttcheeks.

    Ok you're the oldest weird girl that posts here that isn't a girl..
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who are you kidding about your fucking new year resolution
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Me too, mang, me too.

    I just did a thing where I looked at myself in the mirror

    IT'S FUCKING

    Wierd.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm drunk..
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    F. Hide the stack of boxes of pizza they've delivered you before so they don't see them.

    G. Let the dude into your place

    H. Make him upset like a bad bag of weed
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ban gggggggggg unit

    Banggggggggggggg jo

    Banging on the military drums

    PA rump PA PA pumbs

    PUMBS
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Believe it or not, but I actually don't look at girls' asses. No, I don't look at boys' asses either, because of religious reasons (I'm Islamic). I can't let my lusts take over me. Besides, if I ever get too horny, I can just masturbate. Why look at some random girl's ass, despite how assthetic (err… aesthetic) it may be.

    Islam was disproven like a whole bunch of years ago m8. You're all good. Look away. Your God is dead.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    26th faggot or whatever

    So STI is like calling ISIS, ISIL, or something.

    Is a disease the same thing as an infection? I'm REALLY stupid, you see. When I think of infection I think ofnlikex you have to get a wound and then it might become INFECTED, but you don't just get the INFECTION.

    But of course i mean if you get a THING in general I guess it's like your infected by it, so maybe everything is an infection. But then what's an affection? a sexually transmitted affection what is that? I want one of those.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Because
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by esbity How many free killers are likely out there?

    At least millions.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks My name is Darren…



    Which one is you? And which one is your friend?

    It would be pretty crazy if your friend Darrin looked like me.

    I'm the one holding the 40 of malt liquor and leaning back.

    Yeah, I know which one you are, what with the fact I was in the picture with you.

    Tee hee

    That's funny though I do have a good buddy named Darrin obviously now spelled differently than your name but nonetheless kinda funny and he would be you in that pic for sure.

    But, the chnically speaking I bet a lot of people could say thst very thing about a person. Like oh you loon like someone I know!

    But. BUT. this is a small community and this is different which

    Basically what I'm trying to ask you, zooky, is will you try gay sex with me?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sarah Polk as she was the overseer of the installation of gas lighting in the white house.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol

    On behalf of RisiR, shut the fuck up and stop posting here.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Get this thread of my feed
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love them and wish I was inside them.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks I actually still have that bear.

    He's the only one I still have after all these years (I used to have like dozens of varying shapes and sizes, but over the years their numbers have dwindled).

    💔

    Have you ever...? You know...

    ....?
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm not totally sure why, exactly, but I remember posting this pic on Totse many years ago and I'll never forget this one gal replied with "gross".

    She probably had a horribly unkempt vagina and was projecting.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I knew there was a reason I didn't like you… fuck, fine, if you're gonna quit, quit, but at least give it to someone else who's gonna use and appreciate it instead of wasting it down the shitter.

    That entirely defeats the symbolism behind flushing drugs. Cmon now.
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